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allyheart707 · 2 months

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*Me trying to figure out perspectives*

hehe, Donnie, the business man

#ahaha I love this #what am I doing XD #how do you draw this pose?!?!#pshhh I just wanna draw them in cute lil suits now XD #ally doodles #ally rambles

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fastcardotmp3 · 11 months

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"how the light gets in"

Chrissy dies. Chrissy is buried. Chrissy comes back. (It's not the first time a Wheeler has hidden a powerful girl in the basement.)

series on ao3 | playlist

I. the body remembers - The body remembers alive, remembers it means pain and fear and darkness, so this is certainly alive. [cover art]

II. clarity - Chrissy discovers something about herself. A monster wakes up. [cover art]

III. the bloody handed - Nancy's sneaking around is getting more obvious, but why should that matter when she's finally starting to learn something? [cover art]

IV. willful giving - Chrissy gives in, just a little bit further. [cover art]

V. O.K. - Nancy holds her ground, even if she can't explain why. [cover art]

VI. turning point - Chrissy finds a way out by going further in. [cover art]

VII. mean and scary - Nancy remembers how young her brother is. The circumstances of Chrissy's death come full circle. [cover art]

VIII. off guard - Nancy goes to the woods and meets herself. [cover art]

IX. taste - Chrissy decides what she wants, Nancy lets her take it. [cover art]

X. heal me? - Nancy finds her focus slipping. [cover art]

XI. pink - Chrissy goes home. [cover art]

*will be updated with further parts*

#dot fic #wheelingham #nancy wheeler #chrissy cunningham #nancy x chrissy #pompompistol #adding all of these to my main masterlist got to be too much so this is mostly for me but you can have it too <3 #me?? organizing existing fics instead of writing??? pshhh #wheelingham masterlist #htlgi masterlist #kas!chrissy au #I love these silly girls

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pouralittlewater · 1 year

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Come On And Mess Me Up

Chapter: 6/34

Summary: “You have approximately ten seconds to back up before I toss that coffee at your offensive polo shirt. Didn’t I already threaten you with arson for this?” Sebastian didn’t take the coffee back but instead held it at a comfortable distance for Kurt to grab it from.

“I believe you said you’d set me on fire, yes, but to do that, you’d actually have to be near me. Which is the goal.”

Read on AO3

#kurtbastian #kurtbastian fic #COAMMU #heheh did i forget i was supposed to post on tumblr? No of course not. Pshhh as IF #It's not like I was neglecting my duties as an author or anything #we're going to ignore the four chapters I forgot to promote on here and pretend everything is okay #the boys are fighting I mean falling in love and that's all that matters

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mockingbirdshymn · 1 year

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slamming my fists on the metaphorecal table right now

why in the name of FUCK are there not more nerrison/harriston/presner/nerriston fics on ao3. nerrison has the most because theyre obviously amazing and also not the most uncommon camp camp ship out there

but theres still so little. ive literally read all of the ones that dont include heavy angst/arent nerrison focused. IVE READ THEM ALL. AND YET. AND YET. theres nothing. theres nothing new for me to read

which is probably why im making my nerriston fic, out of spite for the lack of nerriston fics on ao3, but if any of you have a fic idea that you dont want to/cant write yourselves for any of the ships above, ill write it /srs

#if nobody else is going to write about these little goblins ILL DO IT MYSELF #this is because i absolutely hate it when i love a pairing and then. theres nothing left #its a fucking drought #and before you know it youre rereading the same 3 fics every night #or maybe i just have no real life #one or the other #but fun fact the reason i started writing fanfiction was out of this #“UGH theres no fics with my pairings” and then i remembered i had the ability to press keys on a keyboard and make words appear #and PSHHH grammarly and my beta can deal with my dyslexia #so here i am #woah #camp camp #cc nerris #cc harrison #cc preston #nerriston #nerrison #presner #harriston

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kallikylesfier · 2 years

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My heart goes out to all retail workers who are working this Black Friday.

It’s me I’m retail workers working BF.

#i love my boss she is great #she just is …#overly optimistic about things #retail #and she expects me to work online sales AND the floor? pshhh I added like 40 things to Amazon too

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sphireath-wisp · 9 months

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#Anything for my Favorite Lady

Sypnosis: Stupidly rich guys always spoil you, giving you everything you want and more <3

Warnings: The title is just a lyric from a song and the reader is still gender neutral, not proofread

Featuring: REO MIKAGE!!, Sae Itoshi, Micheal Kaiser x GN! reader

Reo Mikage

One glance was all Reo needed to tell that you wanted the matching necklaces on display. Just moments ago, you and Reo planned to buy something small to eat before leaving the mall. Now, was dragging you by the wrist inside the jewelry store, fingers intertwined with yours.

By the time you register it, he's already speaking to the lady at the counter. His lips are curled into a charming smile as he glances back at you, "Do you want the silver or gold ones?"

"Reo, you really don't need to." Your eyebrows furrowed, watching as the lady returned back with both variations for the both of you to try. She gently opens the box and your eyes sparkle at the sight of it, all the more reason to buy it in Reo's books.

Reo gently pinches the chain of the necklace between his index and thumb fingers, holding it up against your neck as he puts it on for you without you needing to ask. He even brushes your hair away, voice soft when he asks if it's too tight on you - god, what a gentleman.

His fingers linger for a little while, tracing your skin and jaw. His gaze softens, eyes glued to you in a way that almost makes you melt. "...It looks stunning on you, babe." You've left him speechless.

After a small moment of silence, Reo pulls out his wallet. He turns his head to the lady, looking at you still as if he couldn't take his eyes off of you. The voice of the lady snaps him back to reality the moment she asks which variation the both of you decided on.

"We'll take both." He receives a nudge and a shocked gasp from you. "That's too much, Reo."

Reo's already paying. His credit card and love has no limit when it comes to you.

You bite your lip as you conjure up a few retorts in your head, anything to stop him from spending so much on you even though you knew he wouldn't budge a single centimeter. You relax and a defeated sigh is the aftermath of you giving in.

He holds the bag and thanks the lady, leaving with you by his side, content with his purchase. On the other hand, you seem to feel... quite the opposite. Lowering your voice into a whisper, the words that were originally stuck in your throat find their way out. "You don't have to spend so much on me, Reo."

"Hm? Why shouldn't I?" Reo inquires as if he isn't well aware of the answer, head tilting to the side oh-so-innocently. "What else would I do with all of my money?"

"You could... pshhh, I don't know, invest? All I'm saying is that you really don't need to waste so much money on me." At first, you wanted to say 'save your money', but he already had more than enough.

"But, babe," He gives you the most dreamy-eyed look and, oh lord, you were already being swayed by that cheeky grin. "You're my best investment. You're gonna marry me, so I need to spend a little more to make you mine, right?"

In vain, you try to hold back the smile creeping up on your face. "You're so cheesy."

Sae Itoshi

"What do you mean you didn't use my card?" You watch Sae's eyes narrow at you as if he was offended, as if you had committed some kind of heinous, unforgivable crime against him. 'How dare you not use my card?' was the message you were receiving from that disappointed look he was giving you, despite not uttering a single word.

You scratch the back of your neck, chuckling awkwardly. "It's just a small snack for us to share. I rarely get to buy these, so I wanted to treat the both of us." You glance down at the bag, inside is a box nicely tied together with a bow. You felt a little guilty for spending so much on just a dessert, but it's fine!

Unluckily for you, Sae could see right through you and that pang of guilt you felt so deeply. Though, before getting to the mushy, sappy comforting (he was avoiding it), Sae was determined to discover why you avoided using his card.

"You have my card in your wallet, don't you? The black one?" You nod in response, but it only leads to further pestering. "I gave that card to you for a reason, why aren't you using it?"

That scowl on his face only highlights how serious he is about this. He only knows how to use that colorful vocabulary of his to be frank and straightforward, even harsh. Thus, Sae resorted to actions instead of words, gifts instead of compliments. He'd rather go back and play in Japan than let you feel guilty about spending such an insignificant amount of money.

You felt like you were being chided, like a kid who was being reprimanded by their doting parent. "It wasn't super expensive. Plus, we can share it, just the two of us." Maybe coaxing him with sweets will work?

"I asked you why aren't you using my card." So blunt.

"You told me to use it however I please." Fire against fire.

"I told you to use it. You clearly aren't."

"It's for..." Ah, shit, he had a valid point. From the time he gave it to you to now, you haven't even pulled it out of your wallet once. "...emergency purposes! When I really, really need it."

Sae's eyebrows furrow. He frowns, but in a way that tells you he isn't angry, just upset. Is there something stopping you from using it? Do you feel like you'll owe him something if you decide to use it?

"Please, (Name)." You feel his nimble fingers tuck your hair behind your ear, his gentle touch leaving you stunned for a slight second. "Don't feel guilty about spending my money. It's meant for you to indulge."

You notice his teal eyes glance around first before linking your lips with his. A sweet kiss, more filling than any expensive dessert, is shared between you two for just a moment, but he got you right where wanted you in a matter of seconds. You were convinced.

The kiss ends on an unfinished note. Before you can register it, he holds the bag and "coincidentally" slips his hand into yours. "Clear?" Sae asks, ensuring that you got the message.

"Yessir," A slight hint of pink finds itself on your cheeks and spreads to the tip of your ears.

Sae was more than happy to notice a few charges on his bank account after that.

Michael Kaiser

"Oh? So this is what you want?" Kaiser peeks over your shoulder, the intoxicating scent of his cologne entering your nose and alerting you of his presence.

"Yeah... too expensive?" You sarcastically ask and add in a sigh for dramatic effect, even though you knew damn well the amount of money in his bank account rivals his ego. Chuckling faintly, you watch him examine the intricate bottle of perfume. He replies oh-so-nonchalantly without checking the price, "Not at all. It's my treat."

Usually, you wouldn't let him spoil you to this extent. However, it was your birthday... and the idea of wringing him dry out of money was too appealing to pass on.

Or so you planned.

Recently, the both of you had been strolling around high-end stores - luxury stores you had gotten used to buying from thanks to Kaiser - and skimming through what they had on display. You tried to test the waters, picking up something that cost what you thought was an ungodly amount of money in front of you.

Instead of gasping or at least seeming hesitant, that doubtful look you were hoping for was nowhere in sight. In fact, he seemed unbothered by the price. You're at a loss for words when you hear him mumble under his breath, "That's it?" Your plan was backfiring, all thanks to some rich, pretentious, arrogant, white guy whom you loved dearly.

Whatever, it could be some tough guy act, right? Plus, you'd been eyeing this perfume for a few weeks now. It's your birthday, so why not indulge a little?

"But..." Kaiser's usual charismatic smirk falters and your eyes light up. Is this a sign? "Meine Liebe, can I get you something else?"

"Huh? Why not? You said it wasn't that expensive." You pouted, just to seem a little more convincing. His usual teasing smile returns, an arm wrapping around your waist as he sets the perfume back on the table. "Secret," Kaiser responds after a moment of silence.

"Alright then," You were satisfied with that. If he really couldn't afford it, you wouldn't push it any further. If that was his way of saving face, you could understand. "It's too cheap anyways, let's pull it up a notch." You blink when he says that, "Huh?"

But of course, nothing goes as expected when Kaiser's around.

Right after that visit, you were dragged by Kaiser to a buffet, that happy-go-lucky grin on his face as he proceeded to burn off the money in his wallet on you. He pampered you with not only his gifts but his attention. Kaiser was never reserved when it came to PDA, but it felt as if he was practically smothering you with kisses today.

Finally, when you're in his car, about to drive home, you notice a peculiar box on the passenger seat - your seat.

"Is this my birthday gift?" You unconsciously smile, getting comfortable in the passenger seat as you wait for Kaiser's signal to open it. He nods and you slowly lift the lid of the box, bated breath as you unveil... a bottle of perfume?

"This is... the same perfume from this afternoon."

"I noticed you eyeing it for a while now, so I bought it in advance a few days ago. It'd be awkward if I bought you the perfume earlier in the afternoon and then gave you this as a birthday gift." It all adds up. You're left speechless as you cradle the perfume in your hands.

"Happy birthday, Meine Liebe." He notices you pursing your lips before giggling. "Thanks, babe. This is the best gift ever."

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chiniyotta · 2 years

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@slayersaided said ; ❝ strange that such a small kindness feels like grace. ❞ (for giyuu! this prompt is from a year ago so i hope you're still accepting it) / from : 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

❝ So it happened again... ❞ Quietly does he reach his hand forward to hold the Kakushi’s jacket that has been so enthusiastically shown to him, and with his fingers now retracing the clean stitches across the arm area of the jacket, he lightly tugs at them as a way to verify the work one last time. It is while he undergoes with this small simple task that the expression on his face remains the same despite the visible joy of the young Kakushi standing next to him, almost as if this was nothing but old news, the kind that one would find no surprise on unless they haven’t had the chance to witness them already by themselves in the past. It was without a doubt that there it was once again, that seemingly bored expression on his face that never truly seemed to rub off of him. To some, those dull blue eyes that so oftentimes seemed to be lacking a certain something were seen with fear; to others, the effect was the opposite, and rather than inducing fear; they were seen as ‘gloomy’ and ‘depressing’. The reality was that these thoughts never really managed to reach to Giyuu, for he was rarely ever seen with anyone else or even around the area to begin with.

❝—And try not to cling onto these sort of things.❞ He finally breaks the silence that filled the air with the same quickness that was so characteristic of his swordsmanship. That ever so calm tone of his now filling the air as he hands over the jacket back to its respective owner. ❝ Kindness is a gamble; next time, be more careful. Things like this don’t happen regularly. It’ll be best you get used to this now that you are young. ❞

#slayersaided #;g.iyuu #he says this but he still clings to kindness you know?#he also says what he says because that kindness he experienced when he was young really hurt him in the long run #he turned something selfless and genuine into his own source of guilt in a way #and he's sort of incapable of (right now) perceiving that kindness on its own isnt meant to lead to tragedy #but at the same time being unable to truly discard it because essentially its what once made him happy;#he's naturally a kind spirit; and despite his guilt and sorrow; its something that his spirit cant truly abandon #and thus; this kindness finds its way very subtly #like how with this ask; it was him who fixed Haru's jacket #even when no one will probably ever know that #even when only g.iyuu himself will ever know of it #-sits-#ANYWAYS!!#THANK U SO MUCH FOR SENDING THIS IN!#and pshhh!! dw dw!! i love receiving asks even if im a snail so dont even mention it!

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hindahoney · 1 year

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If you want to code-switch so often that you are nearly incomprehensible to goyim, here is a list of my favorite and most-used Jewish terms:

Schvitzing - Sweating. (Ex: "I'm schvitzing so much it's showing through my clothes.")

Schlep - A tedious and long journey, depending on usage it can mean that you were carrying something. (Ex: "I had to schlep all the way across campus, my backpack was so heavy." Usually denotes a long walk, but other forms of transportation are acceptable too. "You drove all the way to New York from Florida? That's quite the shlep.")

Shtati - Something really cool. (Ex: "I visited my friend's place and they had a shtati mezuzah!")

Neshama - Soul. (Ex: "Mazel tov on your conversion, you have such a strong Jewish neshama!")

Balagan - A big mess, chaotic, confusing (Ex: "Moshe forgot to bring challah for shabbat dinner, and it turned into this big balagan")

Achi/Achoti - "Achi" literally means "my brother," but can also be used like bro or dude, "achoti" is the feminine equivalent meaning "sister"

Yalla - Come on, let's go (Ex: "Yalla yalla, you're going to make us late again")

Mishpacha - Family. Doesn't have to be literal blood relatives, usually a sign of warmth or friendship. (Ex: "I care about every Jew, they're all my mishpacha.")

Pshhh - Interjection sound, to express respect or agreement with what someone is saying, but can also be playfully poking fun at someone taking themselves too seriously, can be used sarcastically.

Achla - amazing, awesome, great, the best (Ex: "You graduated from university? Achla!")

Sheina Punem (Shayna Punim) - Pretty face (Ex: My bubbe kept pinching my cheeks and calling me a sheina punem) Can be used ironically, in which case it means "a disgrace."

Ahavat Yisrael - to love your fellow Jew (Ex: "I firmly believe in ahavat yisrael, even if it's hard sometimes.")

Schande - Shame, dishonor among the nations, meaning a Jew who represents Jews badly, a serious insult. (Ex: "He's a schande, he feeds into antisemitic stereotypes.")

Schmutz - Dirt, stain. (Ex: "Use your napkin, you've got schmutz on your face.")

Amalek - Any enemy of the Jewish people. ("[Fill in blank] is the modern Amalek, they hate the Jews.")

Lanceman/Landsmen - Two jews from the same place, a point of connection between two Jews who now live far away from their hometown. (Ex: "Your grandma is from Crown Heights? Mine too, our grandparents are landsmen!")

Goyisch - Something not Jewish (Ex: "I don't listen to Taylor Swift, her music is too goyisch for me.")

Goyischekop/Goyische-kop - Goyisch head, a jew who thinks/sounds like a non-jew. (Ex: "How could you say about your fellow Jew? Do you have a goyische-kop or something?")

Kindaleh/Kinderlach - Little children (Ex: "I passed by the school and saw the kindaleh on the playground, they're so cute!")

Chamud/Chamuda/Chamudi - Sweetie, cutie, usually aimed at children, but can be a term of endearment between a couple. Can be condescending when said rudely to another adult, like "Sweetheart" can be in English. (ex: "Goodnight, Chamudi. I can't wait to see you tomorrow.")

Daven - to pray ("Are you going to join us for davening?")

Frum - A religiously observant Jew. ("He's frum, he davens three times a day.")

Treif - Unkosher, generally something not good, doesn't have to literally refer to a food. ("I trained my dog to stop barking when I say 'treif!'.")

Bubkis - Zero, nothing, nada ("Moshe got a gift from bubbe and I got bubkis.")

Kvetch - To complain ("I'm just kvetching, I'm not that upset about it.")

Kvell - Extreme pride. ("I heard your daughter made it into her top school, you must be kvelling!")

Mensch - A good, admirable person. ("He volunteers every week, he's a mensch.")

Chillul HaShem - Disgracing God's name, someone who does something that makes Jews look bad.

Kiddush HaShem - Something that sanctifies God's name, brings honor to God. ("I love seeing you wear a kippah, it's a kiddush HaShem!")

Bubbe meise - Little white lies ("He told his teacher a bubbe meise about his dog eating his homework.")

I should acknowledge that these are mostly Yiddish words, as my experience is primarily with Ashkenazi Jews. If you would like to add common slang from your community (like Ladino phrases, Judeo-Arabic, Italki, etc) I would love to learn about them!

#there are so many other words but i use these all the time #add whatever you want!#jumblr #frumblr #jewblr #yiddish #hebrew #jewish #jewish culture #j tag #jew tag

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aejiee · 9 months

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i'd LOOVE to see gansey in your style!!