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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 11 months

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his daughter is not a weapon!

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #miss D and her man thing #i hope to god this does not start discourse #be fr #u really think ethan is in the wrong for turning down his deal #turning down a deal from a man whos first impression was stabbing him and throwing him into a death pit #'yeah but he stabbed him because ____'#BRO HE STABBED HIM #IT DOES NOT MATTER #karl is not a good person #just because he was willing to ally with ethan does not make him a saint #he wanted to use ethans daughter #why would u tell the man who has been fighting his way through ur family to save his baby daughter #that u want to use said baby daughter #it was a bad deal please dont try to twist it to make it seem like ethans stupid for turning it down #karl is stupid for thinking hed accept and then refusing to elaborate and throwing him into his jet engine hole #this doesnt mean i dont like karl #im just tired of people tyring to make karl look better by making ethan look worse #cmon man #this concludes another crumb essay in the tags

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stealth-black-leg · 3 months

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Twelve times the trans community saved Luffy (and the one time it didn't)

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arsenicflame · 6 months

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absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-

they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.

#'hes just having sex with /me/ because he knows im not going to stab him in the back (literally)'#meanwhile theyre having the most tender schmoopy sex known to man because theyre both so fucking in love #(not 2 say anything abt the actual sex theyre having they can be as rough as they want itll still be tender because theyre having FEELINGS)#'of course we have a matlotage it'd be silly to not have a financial agreement when our lives are so entwined. whats mine is his'#and at the same time theyre celebrating anniversaries with blowout bashes and gifts and shit and just #theyre so fucking aware of their marriage but theyre SO STUPID about it #'but what if he doesnt like me like that' about the man whos slept next to him for decades #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #edizzy #blackhands #anyway it ends when someone else finally points it out #classic steddyhands set up. eds talking about his relationship with izzy and stedes like 'youre married' 'yeah but not like that'#'absolutely yes like that edward- am i the other woman?????' and it takes a few days and a lot of convincing but they talk about it #and realise oh theyve been real actual married all their lives huh #que more fucking schmoopy sex. hand holding and tears and shit and maybe its a little cringe but its their wedding night ok ????????

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theaxolotlkween · 4 days

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Silly little comic I made.

#the burnt lettuce part is probably true tbh #van kleiss just seems like the kind of guy who would smell like burnt lettuce #even after he’s no longer literal dirt just figurative dirt #rex actually does regrow limbs he’s like a freaky little mechanical axolotl boy #i wish we’d gotten to see what rex regrowing a limb actually looks like in the show and not just in the comic #it probably would’ve looked really cool and i want to see it #van kleiss probably learned that rex could regrow limbs by nefarious means and rex probably doesn’t remember it #which is probably for the best that man has traumatised him enough #i honestly didn’t mean to have van kleiss deciding to be a dick by giving an answer to noah and not rex #but i didn’t want to just have him stand there in the background because that’s boring #and it somehow fits the pettiness of who he gives information to willingly because it’s not rex and it almost never is #every time i watch the show noah and rex become even more boyfriends to me #also i think noah deserves to get in a dig at vk every once in awhile #like van kleiss did almost have him killed and he had to see van kleiss stabbing rex in the first episode #and van kleiss turned him into an evo once so like #yeah he should get to roast him sometimes #sarcastic unhinged trans noah my beloved #generator rex #generator rex fanart #genrex #genrex fanart #rex salazar #noah nixon #van kleiss #noex #theaxolotlart

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weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral · 6 months

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fun youngblood chronicle idea: patrick dies of his injuries in the phoenix music video and the only thing keeping him alive is the drugs from young volcanos/demon possessing him

#that man realistically should have been dead in the phoenix its a MIRACLE he managed to live #but ive just been toying around with the idea that he is the first one to die #turns out im living in a horror film where im both the killer and the final girl type of shit #like. theres some element of magic to the youngblood chronicles so its not totally unrealistic in that universe #to say the drugs from young volcanos keep his body alive until he gets possessed #of course patrick doesnt KNOW hes dead obviously #he doesnt learn that until pete stabs him a bunch of times in the desert and demon possession can Only Do So Much to keep a guy alive #and hes in heaven and elton is like oh yeah youve been dead this whole time btw #and like instead of gettinh flashbacks to the young volcanos party he gets these little white flashes of heaven #until wdtpg and he hallucinates that hes in hell #<- because his soul is already trying to get to heaven but since hes. possessed. and yknow murders people. he cant get there #until he finally dies for real and he is tested #fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #youngblood chronicles #the youngblood chronicles

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sunforgrace · 9 months

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he sat there on the ground and cried. for cas. cas told him he loved him was taken away and he buried his head in his hands and wept

#AND THEN THEY TRIED TO PRETEND LIKE IT WAS FINE? and after the widower arc #it wasn’t even as nearly fucked then this time all their friends got thanos snapped and we don’t even get canon confirmation that they were #brought back. even with covid not even a vo or offhand mention or reference #jack is god and in every drop of rain or whatever.#sure yeah whatever they beat the final boss and got over the protagonist angst of it all but the world was still the same it just wasn’t a #chuck story which only ramped up to being The Big Problem in the season 14 finale.#cas was stabbed by an angel blade and dean broke while wrapping his body for the funeral pyre. ALONE. and was. not doing well #and you tell me it’s whatever after he sat there in that dungeon refused to answer sam’s calls and cried during the complete and total end #of the world. that he just bounced back from that and died and drove around heaven for decades in a few minutes and smiled while americana #electric guitar played on some bridge #cas helped oh that’s nice I guess smile now I have GOT to go drive my car around. because I did not get enough of that in my time on earth.#unlike my time with cas which I am satisfied with and in no need of closure. perhaps a conversation. looking upon him to see him alive and #well. healing some of that trauma of the last time I saw him. a reunion hug maybe even which has become tradition. CUT THE CAMERAS deadass #he’s going for the face touch. no this we cannot possibly have time for we have to play carry on wayward son twice #sorry. it has been three years. sorry. it’s just so funny buddy your ass did NOT escape the hamster wheel

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everymadara · 10 months

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Chapter 625

#naruto #madara #madara uchiha #uchiha madara #hashirama flashback #+ hashirama #Yeah so remember when I said Madara not being able to pretend he likes compromise anymore is 30% of the reason he left. lol.#Love how he says ''for the sake of the village'' when he really means for his own sake. He's like I'm only here because of you so I want yo #to act like it's the same for you as well (it isn't and he knows it isn't dfjksfjkhsfjdksfd)#And then later Hashirama saying ''I am going to protect our... or rather MY village'' while killing him. I actually don't remember where I #was going with this but I was going somewhere.#Essentially it was ''Neither of them are on the same wavelength at all''#And Madara knows this but Hashirama clearly doesn't #At least not up until the end and that's when their relationship ends because the illusion of being in it together was what was keeping the #together. So Hashirama stabs him! Love loses.

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creatively-cosmic · 1 month

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missing numbers lore

#not a queued cause its a shitty doodle but yea #we're rly excited someones expressed interest in the story so we might try to write and explain more #id love to do more stuff like Palette Glitch. writing excerpts for important scenes #but yeah this is everyone's position in a nutshell #red. well youve seen him. damned to a hell of glitches for eternity because he has no place in the new world #leaf as the warden. similarly broken but given new purpose in exchange for loyalty so long as she keeps the glitches at bay #being manipulated and convinced that she is doing the right thing and that this is the way it must be #blue knowing a semblance of truth but being unable to fully comprehend. so he fights and fights because its so unfair isn't it?#kicking and biting and stabbing stabbing stabbing stabbing stabbing #because playing by the rules never changed anything #and fire. red. the chosen one. the protagonist. the hero. the sacred poster child of this whole world. who cannot be killed #and cannot be broken.#'arceus' in this is much greater than a pokemon. it isn't about what it is but what he represents. he is the God of this reality.#a reality dictated by the will of beings above and the logic of code and data #giggles.#missing numbers

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adelaidedrubman · 4 months

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officially coming out as a john vasectomy truther. he snipped them thangs

#he thinks the world is a wretched place innocent lives shouldn’t be made to suffer but he can’t keep it in his pants.#he blackmailed a doctor to snippy snip him at age 22. when he said he needs to Cut Something Up he meant the vans deferns.#‘‘but liz in hl&s you validated the rye pregnancy rumor’’#yeah he already knew his ass was lying because he (spoiler alert) also only ever got spitroasted with them #‘‘but liz you give him a bio kid’’#yeah he has to travel hundreds of miles through a nuclear wasteland to find someone capable and willing to reverse his vasectomy #AFTER jestiny stabs the birth control out her arm the second they have the ‘‘let’s try for a pregnancy’’ discussion #then has to find someone to reverse it back when she hates being pregnant and says never again (easier quest)

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thisisntreaver · 4 months

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Woke up and all i can think about is how the fable games have 2 different characters named Penelope, didn't show either of them to us, but did let us know that they have both burned a mans house down.

#one doesn't even get a last name 😭#reavers just like “yeah Penelope burned my house down because she found out about Ursula; and Andrew who I was sleeping with died lmao”#and then Chumley gets attacked;stabs the fucker and *accidentally* sets his house on fire while trying to get away from him #how did this happen two times #its also rlly funny to imagine chumley finishing up part 4 of her articles that she was interviewing the guy about #“yeah midway through he transformed into a balverine and trid to eat me but I'm not a little bitch and I stabbed him.”#“Atticus if you're reading this come back here so I can finish the fucking job”#i know i know you're all tired of me talking about npcs #i do not care and will continue to #if its in my head is getting spewed on here

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quietwingsinthesky · 9 months

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what if. Amy “fix-it” because hallucifer makes sam so paranoid about dean leaving for no reason that sam gives in and follows him and is witness to the whole thing

#hallucifer: wow. big brother really trusts us. (beat) so something’s up right? we know it’s never this easy.#sam: (visibly restraining himself from saying shut up. about to grab his scar.)#hallucifer: (aware he’s about to be banished) don’t listen to me if you want but. I’m just trying to help.#don’t blame me if you look in the papers tomorrow and find a obit for your brain-eating girlfriend. and… what was her kid’s name again?#sam: (touching the scar. not pressing down. face all screwed up.) || hallucifer: :3 it’s not like it’ll hurt anyone #if he really does trust you he doesn’t even have to know we’re following him. *and* you’ll know your brother still trusts you.#even when I’m here. maybe he won’t even punch you again. that still hurting?#sam: (grimace. because yeah. it does.) || hallucifer: door number two - he thinks you’ve lost it and he’s going to stab that woman to death.#so what’s it gonna be Sam? ready to gamble your friend’s life on if Dean gives a shit about your opinion?#[and that’s the point where sam goes to follow dean. still doesn’t talk to Lucifer. not there yet. but oh hallucifer is sooo pleased with #himself about this. because he’s Sam. and he picks up on what Sam doesn’t. and he could see all of Dean’s little giveaways that Sam was #turning a blind eye to. and now here’s the perfect opportunity to put a wedge between them and get sam to trust him more <3)#GOD. FUCK. IM UPSET NOW. WHY WASNT HALLUCIFER IN THAT EPISODE. MOST OF THE EPISODES?#such a good fucking concept. squandered.#anyway. idk if sam saves Amy but he DEFINITELY here’s Dean’s little speech to her about how she can’t change.#hallucifer with faux sympathy like (sigh) damn. well. i always told you what he was like. Michael. Michael-sword. no difference.#both of them want us dead the moment we step out of line.#and Sam just frozen there in horror with Lucifer’s voice sinking in. and he believes him. how can he not. with dean proving him right #hallucifer #spn #sam winchester #amy pond

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kateis-cakeis · 3 months

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rewatching bbc merlin really has me like buzzing in my mind with so many thoughts. Like I'm kinda watching it backwards atm going from S5 to S4, I think I will jump around 3, 2, and 1 but just,,,, there is so much especially in S5 that makes me !!!!!!!

Honestly, I feel like this fandom has to give the writers more credit. Like they did a damn good job, and to me, it's such a good tragedy. Especially how S5 plays out, it takes everything and just tears you down, and down, and down. It's perfect, perfect with flaws! But still perfect

#bbc merlin #merlin #yeah idk on that note about the writers - this fandom is way too harsh #like i know we all have ideas on how it should have gone #but i think we lose how it's still a story that they planned from the start to end like that #they did their job they set up from the beginning and it is good as a tragedy imo as someone who has studied tragedies #hot take but the characterisations are consistent - i mean like as consistent as they get for a 5 series show #they did better than most and i dont feel like any characters get like their previous characterisation assassinated #that includes Arthur and Morgana btw they clearly have arcs that work well and where Arthur's is a slower progression - Morgana's is like a #lit match - slow at first but when it gets going it's going and then gone - it's wonderful #i mean look at s5 it literally starts by talking about Arthur's bane aka his fatal flaw aka his hamartia #which is himself and i dont think it's as much as the overdone hubris but rather Arthur's love and trust for others - but that like in many #tragedies can be debated #okay something else that can be debated is the peripeteia - i think a good example of it is the Disir episode because that's when Arthur's #fate becomes sealed anything after that point is fruitless because the Triple Goddess has decided he must die because of his rejection of #the Old Religion - it's a reversal of fortune in a sense that Mordred is alive to play his part in Arthur's death - as Merlin puts it. You #could see it more as Merlin's peripeteia rather than Arthur's but still #if we wanna debate it more Arthur's peripeteia would probablyyyy be when Mordred stabs him because that's when his death becomes imminent #it's a reversal of fortune because he's dying from that point forward rather than a strong king he is a man dying #the anagnorisis is another point to make. You could say for Arthur his anagnorisis is all of the finale - like this constant realisation of #Merlin and his magic and realising all that he missed all that he didnt see and now it's too late because he's dying #I'd say Merlin's anagnorisis comes with the whole Mordred and Kara ordeal and how he realises his mistake and how it's gonna cause the #downfall of not just himself but Arthur too #then catharsis - see i think it's the only part where the tragedy falters because do we get catharsis from Arthur's death and Merlin's #immortality - where he's still at the lake centuries later?#i think in some ways yes and in other ways no because I don't think BBC Merlin is following an Aristotle's tragedy #i think catharsis comes more from Morgana's half of the tragedy - seeing her die - and i think further catharsis comes from knowing it's no #over forever that there will be a second chance for redemption for both Merlin and Arthur #but it is a more difficult one for sure #anyway point is that S5 specifically has a tragedy storyline that is very well done and we should credit that more tbh

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bluberimufim · 5 months

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It's crying about Carmen Bizêtoperacharacter hours, everyone 💃💃

#i think about her Often #...she's so tragic you don't even understand #all she wanted was to experience love in her own way #escamilo does the exact same as her #but no one villanizes him for it because he's a man (and white)#girl i'll fight don josé for you #he'll crumble like wet paper under the wrath of my fists #I'M SCREAMING SHE JUST WANTED TO BE FREE #SHE WAS FINE UNTIL SOME CATHOLIC MAN DECIDED HE DIDN'T LIKE HER FREEDOM #and like yeah i can see where he's coming from bc finding out your girlfriend cheated while you were in jail sucks #but my guy she was not your girlfriend #she briefly seduced you. you're just delusional.#i bet she would have been so much happier with escamilo #my music history teacher said they'd have a very happy open relationship #and i agree #but NO #her scary ex had to STAB HER #carmen was upfront about it from the start #she walks on stage like “my name is carmen and i hate committed relationships”#anyway i think about her so much #alto character of all time..... carmen bizêtoperacharacter.......#opera tag #ramblies #not writing #sorry for the excess of tags #operablr #carmen spoilers #i mean is that a thing????

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roboraindrop · 4 months

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I am very much a Grima apologist nfjdkshdn

#rain rambles #Like yeah his actions eventually git a ton of people killed but. you're not considering something.#the fact that he has big wet puppy dog eyes and that I love him.#jdjdksjs no but actually like. the man was weak willed and manipulated into committing acts of attrocity.#his soul was bought by the promise of wealth. power. and someone to love him.#could you blame a man with nothing for taking the chance to get everything he ever wanted?#when he sees the scale of what he's done he CRIES. i dont think that single tear is because he thinks the army is beautiful #i think that tear is his realization of what he's caused. the place that was his home would fall because of his actions.#that is REMORSE #that is GUILT #that makes him far from the evil that people would call him for what he's done #he was easily manipulated. exactly the puppet saru.man wanted.#he hated Saru.man and what he had made him. that is undeniable. by the time he [spoiler] stabs Saru.man he is no longer referred to as a man #Gan.dalf doesnt even use he/him pronouns for him anymore. referring to him as 'it'#it/its are valid pronouns btw! but this was used in a dehumanizing way #It just Gets me that people are so willing to forgive Gol.lum/Sme.agle but not Grima.#sure it wasnt the ring that temped Grima and warped him. but isn't Saru.man's manipulation and abuse just as powerful?#slithering sycophant

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athetos · 4 months

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I’m in my dungeon synth era but I am specifically looking for bands on more of the black metal side of the spectrum and I’m so fucking mad that I heard a song I really liked that actually inspired creepy castle from donkey kong 64 but it’s by fucking burzum give me a break

#he recorded it in prison after stabbing euronymous and I’ll be real euronymous is not a good person and half the black metal #scene was like ‘yeah he’s dead. who cares. we expected this might happen but did nothing to stop it because we hate him.’#(for reference euronymous posed his friends corpse after he committed suicide and exploited it for money and used as an album cover)#however burzum is a nazi and his hate for euronymous had nothing to do with his absolute lack of empathy and respect #so you know #ash.mp3

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honeybumpkins · 11 months

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Putting these men in situations

#night at the museum #natm jedtavius #natm jedediah #kinda #natm octavius #natm larry #natm kahmunrah #Octavius should bite Kahmunrah a lot and then stab him a lot also #putting jedtavius in angst land forever #also there’s that one specific frame where Kahmunrah picks up Octavius that makes him look like an angry kitten i can’t get over it #oh yeah also he has no helmet because one #his helmet is my mortal enemy #and two #he tried breaking the glass but he was too late and also crying so he couldn’t hit it as hard as he did in the movie

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