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littlemclarennorris · 1 month

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TRUTH OR DARE

Lando Norris X Popstar Reader Insta AU

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Silverstone, United Kingdom

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@yourinstagram : Truth Or Dare MV Dropping Tonight @ 8PM !!! Set Your Reminders My Loves 🏁

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@sabrinacarpenterstan SLAYYYYY !! Now get Sabrina on the remix pretty please 😫

@y/nssevennationarmy so we’re gonna just ignore lando AND McLaren in my mothers likes 🧍🏽‍♀️ cool…

@ynsbabyfather the checked flag… her location… Lando Norris in the likes ? I’m scared y’all WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PLS !???

@ln4forlife a POPSTAR ?!! Not Lando reaching for the moon and the stars… I mean he probably could but Y/n ?? I refuse to believe it.

— @landonorris ok ouch :/

— @ln4forlife HE REPLIED HELP

@ln4 the song deserves pole position 😉 can’t wait !!

— @yourinstagram we can be world champions I said !!!!

@ynsmymom WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS !!!! NOT THE LN4 ADMIN PLS

@leclercnation NOOOO SHE QUOTED CHARLES I- 💀

@ynsdailyupdates *sighs* they got her y’all…the F1 drivers have our mother in CHAINS !!

— @yourinstagram don’t save me I don’t wanna be saved 😗✌🏽

— @landospassangerprincess Y/N !!!

@landonorris Chart Topper This !! ❤️

— @yourinstagram thank Bob 🫶🏽 I’ll post your helmet back in one peace !!

@landosgirl04 SHE CALLED HIM BOB & HE LET HER USE ONE OF HIS HELMETS FOR HER MUSIC VIDEO !! NO WE’VE LOST HIM !! CUT THE SHOW

Melbourne, Australia

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@landonorris Truth or Dare ?

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@yourinstagram I dare you to fly to Paris after the race…

@ynsmywife4life is she being fr 😭 MOTHER NOT IN PUBLIC OMFG !!!!

@ln4army WHATS IN PARIS !! WHYBDOES SHE WANT HIM THERE

@ynschildren her album release party is in Paris & she wants her man there 🤭 ohhh she’s down BAD for SpongeBob isn’t she !!!

— @landosprincess Not you calling him SpongeBob because of his gap 💀 GOODBYE !!!!!

— @landonorris she thinks my gaps cute 🫡 so whos the real winner now plankton ?

@ln4nation it’s Lando trolling her fans back in the comments for me 💀 that’s right boo let em know she’s yours

@ynsloverboy How do we even know that they’re a thing ? They could just be friends who are having a bit of banter for all we know and you guys are already stanning them be so fr 🤣

— @landoscurls have you seen her ? We know our boy…he’s 100% feeling her🫡

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@mclaren songs already gonna go triple platinum in the paddock 😎

— @yourinstagram my new family 🧡!!

@papayagang SHE CALLED MCLAREN HER NEW FAMILY !! WE HAVE A NEW MUTHA 🥹 THE WAR IS OVER

@mclarnsisters I just know her paddock outfits are gonna gag everyone !!!

#lando norris #lando norris fan fic #mclarn #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #formula 1 #fanfic #charles leclerc #f1 fiction #f1 fic #x reader

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zetmns · 9 months

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Slytherian shenanigans

Theodore nott x Reader (slytherian friend group)

A/n: hey… Ik I have to do spider boy and a Luke thing but I really don’t feel like writing and this is easier also I don’t feel like getting Those fake messages apps so I did this instead

Contacts:

mon amour 💌 = Theodore nott

rizzle (🙄)= mattheo riddle

Ferret 💀 = Draco Malfoy

PANSS 🫶🏽 = pansy parkison

Blaise 🔥 = Blaise zabini

sunshine boy 🐝 = Lorenzo berkshire

Hogwarts hated 😼🧙‍♂️

— Saturday 1:37 —

PANSS🫶🏻

GUESS WHO I SAW SNOGGING IN THE HALLS ‼️

ferret 💀

you say that as if it’s not regularly Done by so many people

sunshine boy 🐝

hey shut up Draco I actually Wanna know WHOOO.

PANSS 🫶🏻

Stfu Draco always moody 💀. IT WAS THEO AND Y/N. LIKE WHAT

Blaise 🔥

WHAT THE FUCK. THEO. Y/N

Y/n

No comment! 🥰

mon amour 💌

definitely not true pansy needs her glasses again🫡

PANSS 🫶🏻

bro stfu Theo 😭. Y/n want me more than she ever could Like ur gremlin ass giving troll that broke in 1st year

Mon amour 💌

who tf do you think you are as if. your ugly ass bangs weren’t lopsided third year. You literally looked like Dora you can’t even be trying to talk rn 💀

Rizzle (🙄)

he has a point tho you were lookin a little rough 🧍🏽

Sunshine boy 🐝

LMAOO HES NOT LYING THO

ferret 💀

someone had to say it tho fr

Y/n

a little rough. 😭

Blaise 🔥

so defensive Theo 🤨

mon amour 💌

ok 😐

PANSS 🫶🏻

he loves them 😛

Ferret 💀

real

sunshine boy 🐝

real

Blaise 🔥

real

rizzle (🙄)

real (idk)

Y/n

He loves me 😛🫶🏻

Mon amour 💌

Mhm ily 🙂

PANSS 🫶🏻

Didn’t even say the full three words red ass flag fr drop him y/n

mon amour 💌

pansy stfu thinking ur opinion matters 😭. Single ass hoe hasn’t been in a relationship. u don’t even know what a red flag is 💀

Sunshine boy 🐝

HELP SHE WENT SILENT FR

rizzle (🙄)

went silent or was silenced 😭

Blaise 🔥

HE WENT FOR BLOOD 😨

Ferret 💀

Gagged her fr

Y/n

Hes just a bit silly

Mon amour 💌

maybe just a bit idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

#theodore nott x reader #slytherin #harry potter #theodore nott #slytherian friend group #HELP ME IM GUGGLING RN

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gaecactae · 1 year

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omg I need to. Write you guys about this

So recently my life took couple of mf flips and eventually I ended up back in my home city (which is in fact, awesome)

And I struggled to get a job anywhere until I visited my old elementary school which is the purest place on the whole earth. I love this school. I love how they teach. I love the teachers. They all remember me and love me back.

The principal, who is absolutely my second mother like fr (they even share the same name), asked if I knew that one of my old classmates works there as daycare room attendant. I said that I do know and I actually came to also visit her! The talk went on and she asked if maybe one day I’d work for them as well

And I just stood there like 🧍🏽well actually

And WELL HERE I AM, they made me a whole ass arts and crafts teacher

I got 3 classes to teach so far and they’re pretty sweet kids! Willing to work if the subject interests them enough, very talkative, they’re awesome, honestly.

And just the funniest things keep happening

Y know how kids are very much present in social media these days and as much as we would love parents to control their screen time a bit more, it happens either way

Like on TikTok? You keep seeing literal kids on TikTok, 7-10 year olds n stuff

these guys. Know. Memes.

And they keep referencing to them. They dance. They quote. One of my students dabbed at me today because I praised the flower she drew for a reference for the class.

AND I KEEP FORGETTING THEY ALL PLAY GAMES WHICH IS SUPER OBVIOUS THEY DO BUT THEY TALK ABOUT IT SO OPENLY!!

you guys have no idea how it feels to walk into the classroom and spot those gremlins wearing shirts with Amongus or Fortnite and every second one of them has a Minecraft themed backpack next to their desk

Today one of my students had a pencil case with Minecraft Story Mode characters and I bawled internally

AND ALL THAT??? I mean it in the nicest possible way

Cause just as much as those games are usually kinda cringe or memes to us, to them??? They’re interests! And it’s honestly, genuinely so cool to see they’re not worried to show them off☺️

The funniest thing to me so far is actually talking to them about the games, when you’re a teacher. Cause from what I observed, to them, it feels like something absolutely out of this world. Teacher? Knowing THEIR interests??

I had second graders today and they were making tiny Pokémon figurines with clay (ditching the task I gave them but it was pretty late and tbf we were all tired). I praised the small Pikachu and asked if they could put together a figurine of Bulbasaur, because we were having a spring lesson. THEY WERE OUT OF THEIR MIND, they proceed to ask HOW DO I KNOW THIS?? WHY DO I KNOW THIS?? WHAT IS THE ELEMENT OF A CHARIZARD AND WHAT DOES HE EVOLVE TO???

We continued to have small chats about either Fortnite or Minecraft, still to their surprise that a teacher knows of their interests.

After that long day, I sat down to my mom’s car, fastening my seatbelts and had a single tear running down my cheek

“You said playing games will never be useful in my life,” I started, looking at her.

“You were wrong.”

#teacher things y know #cactaetalks #overly happy with this work #new challenge n stuff #willing to answer some fun questions #actually #:D

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cloudninetonine · 9 months

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Tell me about your new linksona pls <3 I wanna know about airplane boy

🥺🥺 Thank you (I love you guys, fr, thanks for letting me pop off with these)

Okay, so, Aviator is inspired by Spirit Tracks in the idea of the Industrial Revolution starting to bloom into fruition but in Avi's timeline it's a little further along.

It's a mixture between medieval times and the early 1900s, the major cities are the ones to have the major upgrades. Magic is still present and such but they've improved? My idea is Avi's timeline is more connected to Wild's in a sense that the Sheikah's technological advancements started to take off a bit more? Think of like Legend of Korra, they still had quieter villages but also had their main cities.

Avi's a poster boy NNDNSND- not by his own choice but he's Hyrule's Hero (He went to pull the sword for a dare and when he pulled it he just 🧍🏽and tried to run away NFNSJD- BOY WAS DRUNK) and got drafted into the army after it. Hyrule had expanded a bit in those years too, all the nations were prospering before Ganon decided to come out of hiding and created his own army of monsters in hopes of taking over the land.

All the countries are close allies and all agreed to fight off the incoming storm together. Its magic, swords and technology. I still need to work on it but ya know.

Avi's a sweet guy, golden boy vibes but isn't the biggest fan of all the conflict (he's more of a peacemaker than anything) however because he's the hero he believes it's his duty to protect everyone. He can be a bit of a party boy but knows his limits.

....he's also got a gun-

#cloud answers #linksona #Anon asks

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latibvles · 1 year

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I posted 1,019 times in 2022

That's 1,019 more posts than 2021!

400 posts created (39%)

619 posts reblogged (61%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@softguarnere

@mercurygray

@breadsprinkles

@liebgotts-lovergirl

@heystovepipeboys

I tagged 642 of my posts in 2022

Only 37% of my posts had no tags

#poet’s think thoughts - 135 posts

#band of brothers - 117 posts

#poet’s mail box - 105 posts

#poet’s secret friends - 63 posts

#ronald speirs - 63 posts

#fic // sad beautiful tragic - 42 posts

#band of brothers fic - 41 posts

#poet’s notepad - 41 posts

#poe’s pals - 40 posts

#ron speirs - 39 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#and the worst part is being on authortok and watching people talk about how the only way they can promote their books now is through tiktok

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

WITH YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER.

PAIRING: Dick Winters x Reader

GENRE: Tooth-rotting fluff. Cavity-inducing even.

SUMMARY: Aimless Austria sweetness featuring shirtless Dick Winters because I am a simple woman with simple needs. Yes I was in fact listening to Older by 5SOS when writing this.

DEDICATIONS: @liebgotts-lovergirl because you can bet your ass this is me projecting all of the love I have for Major Winters into a ficlet after that cute prompt you sent me

he is literally so fine fr okay um moving right along ( and no this isn’t proofread )—

See the full post

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#4

Ive found it, the best part of fierce valor.

Im literally sitting here laughing at the visual of Ronald Speirs beet-red from embarrassment

61 notes - Posted October 6, 2022

#3

In light of everything I just cranked out in a five hour period

66 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

#2

that scene where Nixon almost smacks Speirs with a jeep , turns around, glares at him, and all the while Speirs is deadass standing in the street with his loot like “🧍🏽” will never NOT proceed to take me out

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My #1 post of 2022

I think about pretty buzzed Ronald Charles Speirs and Lewis Nixon III at least once a day thanks for asking

sliding down the wall … screaming … crying … 2/3 of my husbands in the same frame … real facts true …

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #false #MY TOP POST MADE ME SCREAM #I’d sell my left toe for a completely normal post of mine to get reblogs on the internet #But alas it is a very pretty screencap #So I can forgive it

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tyonfs · 1 year

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HIII!! i just read besties gone sexual and oH MY GOD it was literally so good like that was one heck of a rollercoaster and it got me screaming so hard fr the moment they FINALLY got together 😭 jaemin’s character development was endearing and im sad for sunwoo tbh can he be with me instead 😩

so like after i read that, i reread the whole series again (instead of studying for finals 🧍🏽‍♀️) and im here to say that i truly love them all like i absolutely enjoyed reading the unique stories of each bitch hunter tho of course not to be haechan biased but!!! and they were roommates is my number ONE that fic seriously took my heart and god the emotional attachment i have on it is so €${¥*€ i truly meant it when i said that its my fave haechan fic on this app 🫶🏽

congrats on finishing this series and im looking forward (always!) to your future works!

HIHI OMG :’) i’m really glad you liked the fic and thank you for reading!!!!! also fr sunwoo can date me instead 🧍‍♂️ EYE will have the golden retriever boyfriend if mc doesn’t want him that bad !

i would scold u for reading my fic instead of studying for finals but i wrote it instead of studying for midterms 🧎‍♀️ BUT DONT BE ME!!! BE AN ACADEMIC WEAPON 🙏 jokes aside i’m really really glad you enjoyed my series love! :’) AHHH GLAD HYUCKS WAS YOUR FAV BC HIS WAS SERIOUSLY SO FUN TO WRITE 🥰 for you to call it your fav on this App……. i will break down and sob that is such a high., honor 😭💘

THANK U SO MUCH I WILL PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK AND PRETEND U DID IT 🫶 and i can’t wait to share more works with y’all & it makes me happy to know you’re looking forward to them!! 🤍

#asks #ridenotpark #fic: besties (gone sexual)#series: bitch hunters

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awlumii · 2 years

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NO FR WHYD THEY EVEN MAKE AETHERS SKILLS NEED DIFFERENT TALENT BOOKS I HATE IT

like 😭 i can't be fucking bothered, like he's sorta built on main? (he's hold a fully leveled r2 black sword.. he'll be fine) and he's barely built on my side account because i cannot be fucking bothered to grind so many fucking times for him ... and unlike a lot of other people, i'm really attached to him, so not having him around really bothers me ;;

(honestly i just need help on my side account cause i gotta grind for everyone regardless of who it is, but we'll get into that later 🧍🏽)

#[ 📭 — incoming! ]#like when sumeru comes around i don't think i'm pulling for tighnari #i just want collei #honestly i hope i lose that 50/50 to mona #but dendro traveler is gonna be so cool... and SO WEAK.#CAUSE WHO TF WANTS TO GRIND FOR THAT???#i gotta do SO MUCH GRINDING and i'm SICK

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enretrogue · 2 years

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EUPHORIA SEASON 2 EPISODE 8 SPOILERS:

custer a bitch.

Faye a real one fr.

Ash’s behavior this episode made no sense, like what was happening in that writer’s room? he’s too smart to kill an informant.

Cassie so bitch made and stupid, it’s actually painful to witness.

THANK YOU FOR SMACKING THAT BITCH’S FACE INTO THAT BRICK WALL, MADDY ILY ILY I LOVE YOU ❤️

Suze and Ethan’s little moment on stage together >>>>

Elliot apples and bananas ass singing… 🧍🏽he’s very lucky i would gargle his nut with his fine ass or he might’ve pissed me off. singing for 10 minutes and then gon say “it’s not finished”— boy if you don’t get the fuck—

“LEXI, LEXI, LEXI” YEA RUE ILY TOO BABY ❤️

Lexi dedicating her play to Fez… no i’m not crying stfu

Nate and Cal… good on Nate for getting his daddy locked up, but he’s still an abuser himself so… chile anyways

Fez screaming for Ash had my heart CRUMBLING, like my chest was TIGHT

Nah, them killing Ash… i’m still in shambles because wtf that made absolutely no sense.

Fez just laying there screaming and crying and begging and bleeding… 🧍🏽 my heart hurts so bad

MADDY GOT THAT HO CASSIE GOOD! she looking a mess while my sista sitting pretty, IKDR

& Rue Rue staying clean 😭😭❤️❤️ i love that for her. hopefully she’s done some damage control and has begun to mend her relationships.

& YEA MY SISTA ZENDAYA IS BACK IN HER SINGING BAG!!!

and lastly, Sam Levinson? count your mf days.

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