they discontinued 1899, but there's most likely going to be a second a third season of wednesday. i'm telling you, if it's not 'editable' for tiktok, it's automatically a flop. people don't want content that makes you think anymore, they want cool scenes they can slap an overplayed song and cheap filter over, so that their brains don't shortcut when it's presented with content not compressed into something easily digestible. god, i hate it here

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You CANNOT tell me Mephistopheles didn't lose his shit the moment he saw Lucifer's new haircut (my headcanon is that his hair was longer as an angel, but got partially burned off during the war).

He joins Diavolo for some afternoon tea and whatnot, is having the time of his life, and then - and THEN! Lucifer enters the room, unaware of the heinous crime he's committed. He and Mephisto have nearly the exact same haircut. Even the damn part is placed in the same spot!

Well, Mephisto can't just accuse him of something so ridiculous in front of his Lord. Ridiculous because who does he think he is?! But again, Lord Diavolo should not have to worry about such miniscule matters. This is something between him and Lucifer. This is personal. This is foul.

Yes, Mephisto considers placing a curse on him so that he becomes incapable of sporting the same haircut (something that makes his hair grow much faster, perhaps?). However, Lord Diavolo might catch wind of this, and as Mephisto has bitterly noticed, he tends to take Lucifer's side. Poor, fallen Luci-wuci. Fucker.

Anyways, seeing as he has no other choice left, Mephisto has to change his own hairstyle a little bit. Not too much, because an undercut is literally HIS shit, but enough to differentiate him from that damn ex-angel now-weirdo. Thus, the fashionable curl that oh-so gracefully falls into his face, tickling his nose, emphasizing the vibrant green of his eyes, is born. It's chic, it's fresh, it's new.

Anyways, don't you dare claim they have nearly identical-looking haircuts, because he will tell you to get those subpar human eyes of yours checked for a deadly illness because how could you NOT see the difference? Also, not that he cares, because fuck you, but if you HAD to be honest and if he HAD to listen to it... whose haircut do you like most? 👉👈 Like, only RHETORICALLY speaking, because the answer is obvious, but still... tell him. Be honest. But, like, honest to yourself, because obviously it's him who wears it better. Duh.

i need an obey me compatibility test that figures out who you are at your worst and then assigns you a match you could share an isolation cell with

sans and reigen killed the damn queen the queen died after tumblr's sexyman was announced i am alive i am free i love it here!!!!! and i love YOU tumblr!!!!!

pov: obey me but the swedish version. everything is the same except you're not allowed to eat meals with the demon brothers, you're entirely banned from the kitchen, so thrice a day you have to go outside and hunt down some demonic monstrosity or else you starve

I don't wanna be a parent, but if I were a parent, I'd want my kid to never have to worry about telling me anything. I know everybody says that, but the mere thought of being the source of anxiety / fear / etc for the life I created against its will, it just kills me. I'd legit off myself if I ever found out I'm the reason my child deals with trauma. don't know how other parents deal with it lol

i wake up every day one hour before my alarm goes off, and during that hour i keep dozing off only to wake up again every couple of minutes, just because my body is all stressed out and tense already, even though the day hasn't yet begun??? and i don't know what to do about it. i feel like i carry the stress from work home and then it seeps into my sleep, and now i feel like i am never truly rested. it's making me go fucking insane, i hate working there so much, and i cannot stand my boss, i cannot stand the way everyone treats you like you're the asshole for not wanting to get taken advantage of, i hate companies that claim to be your family, just so they can manipulate you on an emotional level. i don't think i can deal with this for much longer

realized that my partner has the same type of personality as barbatos. i am literally dating barbatos. thing is, i never considered going for him bc he intimidated me (smart and capable and competent, etc), but the same thing applied to my partner. i thought he was sooooo cool, and then he started finding me interesting. like a little bug under a microscope. idk. just felt like putting it out there

i am fighting for my life to get that damned lucifer bday ur card but fellas. this is neither easy nor cheap 😔 this bitch is sucking me dry and it doesn't even feel good

i just remembered that one time i told a guy who had a crush on me that i play dating sim games, and that i don't like focusing on one character only, and some time later he told me that if i hadn't said that he would have kept crushing on me. imagine

I just caused an accident 🤕 I don't think I'm meant to participate in road traffic 😔

spoke with my old managers today and I miiiight get my dream job back soon, i am SO hyped

never managed to get into kpop bc it's WORK being a kpop stan, but "blood, sweat & tears" by BTS serves cunt every single time 😩

see, I discover a new song and add it to faves so that future me can enjoy it. i forget about it. future me finds it and says, "i don't trust that tasteless bitch." i forget about it. i (re-) discover the song. i love it. it's already added to faves. "past me is such a genius 🫶"

fanfiction lied to me. the whole fucking internet lied to me. tv too, as well as film. i don't yet understand fully why everything is made to make you believe that work can equal a proper life; that colleagues can become family; that your job can become your purpose -> that's a lie. you are not going to find your soulmate or your best friend at work. you are not going to feel fulfilled enough to be happy about the fact that you spend more time there than anywhere else. you are not going to ever view life as anything other than a countdown. those people do not care about you, they're either your superior and care about your utility, or they're your coworkers and care about how much easier you can make their work day. that's it. you are not a "found family" and you will not go above and beyond for those people. they won't care about your wellbeing until it influences their comfort. this is not a sitcom, or a romcom, or any type of fiction at all. it's a lesson, and i wish we'd been taught that lesson before being sent into a battle field without the necessary equipment. i feel like we are trained to lose at every corner, and i am tired of feeling like a constant.... mistake. i'm tired of seeing people who don't bother to pronounce my name right more often than the love of my life. i'm tired of wasting most of my energy at a place that would suck me dry and leave me to die if it could. i am tired, tired, tired. and worst of all is, if this was only about being worked to death only, it might be a tad bit bearable, but work is also about walking on eggshells because you're always one minor misstep away from being labeled as something. I HATE IT.

i need to clock into work in 2min but i also NEED to play nightbringer. nobody post anything about it until i'm off work!