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Day 703: 🐢 & 🚽

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It really depends. Although... it's been a rough 12 hours. After my 5th bathroom visit, it was just gas left and I wanted to torment my belly some more. So I chugged like almost a L of milk (I think?) And then had a large coffee milkshake (sorta like an iced coffee) with I think 4 or 5 doses of laxatives. I finished the milkshake about 30 minutes ago. What would you do with me?

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(Kinkiest answer possible please?)

What would I do with you? Hmmm….

For one, you’d be banned from the bathroom.

That’s right. Locked out. For a minimum of a few hours, but ideally the whole night. I’d force you to keep it in as long as possible. How? By keeping you in my lap, my hands moving from your chaotic belly to you your tender tummy, everything hard to the touch and so sensitive that my warm hands ignite gurgles and movement from your insides. You don’t want to get sick on top of me….I don’t like mess, baby.

We’d have a movie marathon (that neither of us would really watch), so I could watch your whole middle grow larger and rounder, feeling the slop move around you. I’d put a bucket next to the couch/bed. You’re only sign of relief, but I’d also bring snacks, mostly for me, but also to make your guts feel worse.

Your burps and desperate gas would get worse, and, humiliated, your face would be buried in my neck, whimpering endlessly as that coffee milkshake drives itself through you, meeting the laxatives with painful, sick pops and gurgles.

And yes, if you’d let me, I’d keep you plugged tight. Easier for you to hold, and easier for your gut to grow remarkably huge. But within a few hours you’d be begging desperately for me to unlock the bathroom and let you take the plug out. If you’re lucky, I’d agree. But only if you’re lucky…. I really just want to watch you squirm and listen to you moan in tummy pain, sweetheart. Wanna watch you hug the bucket when it really becomes your only option for relief.

I’d definitely do more…whatever kinky stuff you’d like, really

What if Blades 2 was the Open Heart 2 of this era of Choices.

pachy mnie swedza

bathroom inside a 20th century dollhouse // mpls institute of art

girllll I’m cryingggggg😭🙏

ok so me and my family went to Spain for spring break (I’m from the us) and I had to go to the bathroom to piss and there were 2 toilets in the bathroom I was like “ok weird but whatever” so I sat on one of them and then hell froze over and water started spraying my cooch I screamed bc I’ve never felt something like that before and apparently it was a bidet 💀😭 my Coochie still burns and I’m never going to Europe again

thanks for listening to my Ted talk love u

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BIDETS ARE AWESOME WTFFFFFFFFF

crazy to me that gilear promised to be a better father in sophmore year and now he left for a vacation and didnt tell fig????

sa shi su…rvivor guilt

Tips pls

Hace poco 🚽 purG3 pero tengo un problema y es que no sé cuando parar ósea, no se cuando es que saqué todo, estuve como mediar hora ahí y sacaba y sacaba (había acabado de comer hace como 10/5 minutos ósea tenía tiempo) el chiste es que no supe cuando parar y al día siguiente me dolía horrible horrible la garganta y no pude hablar, así que si alguien conoce tips o así podrían ponerlos en los comentarios o mandarme mensaje pls.

... I JUST had a cup of coffee. And I had it for you puppy

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😳 talk dirty to me why don’t you….

I love love LOVE getting an upset coffee belly (unless I’m at work than awful no thank you). I aim for one every weekend and usually succeed because I struggle with eating before noon, and the coffee just lands on my empty belly and coats my insides with a warm, bloated ache. I just adore coffee for so many reasons ❤️❤️❤️

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Che generazione di merda dove chi ha talento nessuno lo vede perché è povero o ha dei problemi, dove il figlio di papà ha i soldi e gli agganci va avanti anche se è un involucro vuoto! Dove basta mostrare un po’ di culo e tette per ricevere una montagna di like e chi ha bisogno di esprimersi e dire la sua viene accantonato anche se dice il vero. Sono 3 anni e mezzo che ho smesso con l’eroina e le droghe ma vedendo il mondo con gli occhi lucidi mi fa capire davvero perché ho cominciato, perché vivere in una società così di merda è davvero patetico. Che dura la vita di noi operai fra, e passo a collassare sul divano a collassare abbracciato al cesso in questa società malata, come un cancro che si sta diffondendo ed è a stadio terminale ormai. Dimmi te come vivere(?!)