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bones4thecats · 6 months

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Hello, may I humbly request for relationship hcs for Brunhilde? Nothing in specific besides maybe some headcanons about her sisters teasing (meeting) with her S/O?

A/N: You may indeed request this! Honestly, it was a lot of fun writing this after my break, @wachisis! Enjoy~~

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💙 This Valkyrie sister was never expected to get into a relationship

💙 She loves your hugs

💙 She may not show it that well or much, but she does love feeling your arms wrap around her when you're both alone

💙 Not a big fan of PDA, she sees it as unnecessary, what's the point in showing off your love when you both know you care for each other?

💙 Brunhilde also has an obsession with being around you 24/7, especially during Ragnarok

💙 She knows you can handle yourself, but going against a god is something that not just anyone can do alone

💙 Your amazing girlfriend can, and will, threaten anyone who tries harming you, or touching you, or, just in general be creepy

💙 That's why Zeus now strays away from you

💙 Protective.

💙 Brunhilde does not like anyone trying to harm you or touch you without your consent

💙 So when Zeus, the all-mighty god of perverseness, tried to touch you, she nearly snapped his arm in half

💙 Hermes saw, and Hermes spread the word everywhere

💙 When Brunhilde's sisters met you, they were all so unique, it was scary.

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Hrist

💜 When this sister first met you, she was quite indifferent

💜 Brunhilde looked away for a few minutes and you saw Hrist's personality switch, she glared at you and said these exact words;

" You hurt my sister. I'll fucking kill you. "

💜 But after a while, she grew to accept you, occasionally teasing you on your relationship

Thrud

💗 She thought you were scared of her at first, but because of Brunhilde telling you stories on her, Thrud's appearance didn't make you faulter

💗 Thrud does enjoy being around you, after all, nobody's with a Valkyrie for nothing

Randgriz

❤️‍🩹 Randgriz is very loyal to her sister, Brunhilde, so while she may not have seen it at first, she understood and respected her sister's choice in S/Os

❤️‍🩹 When she grew accustomed to you, she had a bunch of things to teach you about her sisters and role as a Valkyrie

❤️‍🩹 You're her favorite S/O-in-law

Geirölul

❤️‍🔥 This sister was very observant of you, and at first, she didn't trust you in the slightest

❤️‍🔥 But when she, slowly, grew attached to you, she teased you and Brunhilde to oblivion

Reginleif

📚 She wasn't fond nor did she hate you

📚 It took a while, but when she got to know you and your relationship with her oldest sister better, Reginleif did show slight amounts of care for you bring with her sister

Göndul

💛 She was one of the only sisters to actually great you, and mean the greeting, with gentleness

💛 Göndul accepted you quickly and loved to show you some of her theories on why Brunhilde chose you, effectively making you both flustered, you more than Brunhilde

Alvtir

😸 She never expected you to handle her abrasive nature

😸 But when Alvtir saw how calm you were with anger, because of her sister's outbursts

😸 LOVES teasing you both whenever she can

Hlökk

😾 Hlökk did not like you at first, believing you'd be just as 'bossy' as her oldest sister

😾 When she saw how you gifted her stuffed animals to add in her room and helped her with her hair, she grew onto you, and you grew onto her

😾 She loves to tease you guys while you do her hair, feeling you freeze makes her laugh

Göll

💞 Göll knew you before the rest of the girls, so she was the closest with you

💞 She feared you at first, but she did grow close to you fairly quickly

💞 Whenever she cries or starts panicking, you hold her so that your girlfriend doesn't blow a blood vessel

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jomsimagination · 9 months

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Brother

Warnings; some cuss words, its just not family friendly.

brothers name= b/n

"Glee club there will be a new spanish teacher" principal figgins announced,

"Yeah what do you want us to do about it?" Santana asked the principal, "well this person is someone special to one of the member" you listened to principal figgins, as you were sitting in the cold chair, resting your head on santana's shoulder, when suddenly your brother entered the room.

"What!?" You shot up from my seat quickly since you weren't out to him yet, "principal figgins you can't employ him as the spanish teacher, i'm pretty sure he doesn't even know spanish!" You exclaimed, "well i took spanish classes as a chi-" you cut my brother off, "see what i mean he makes every aspect of my life worse!"

"Wow y/n i guess being attractive runs in your veins" artie said with a chuckle,

as santana looked at him with a glare. "Of course i'm the better looking sibling" we said at the same time, "what? Really cmon its me" you grin, "oh please. When i was here i'm pretty sure i changed sex partners as fast as flash could run" he scoffed, "wow you whore" you chuckle, "you slut!" He chuckled as your jaw dropped.

"Alright! That's enough y/n sit down." Mr schue said sternly, as i rolled my eyes and sat down, "i wanna get in on this its seems fun" my brother also sat down not to me thankfully, "that's what your sex partners said" you chuckled as his jaw dropped.

Skip to next week, we went to the auditorium, then santana brittany and mercedes went up to the stage to perform, my brother was there with me and of course being the annoying bitch he was. He was gonna sing too.

Santana and brittany were the backups to greedy while mercedes sings. They were wearing very revealing shirts and you could see santana's abs, you didn't even notice that you were starring at her abs the whole performance. After the performance ended, you was still starring at her abs, she noticed it and smirked, and also my brother and kurt noticed it.

You felt kurt nudge your shoulder, you looked at him with a confused expression. Then santana texted me, she had texted me a picture of her abs.

Mommy😘(chat) regular=to you, chat=to santana

Take a picture it lasts longer💋

I hate you

Yeah but thats not what you told me

last night~~

God

Thats one of the things you said😉😜

(Then she sent you two pictures, one of them her middle finger and pointing finger, and the other was her curling them, i could feel myself get wetter at the picture so i squirm in my seat.)

What the hell san?!

What? You wanted that last night?

Omg

Y/n

y/n

Y/n

Hermosa

Darling

Babygirl

Stop ignoring me i can see you laughing at your phone

Y/n stop ignoring me.

I will punish you in the janitors closet if needed.

Fine. What?

Hehe. 👅this was me last night and this was you last night🌊 hehe. Me also✌️also us ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

Really san? God why am i with you again?

I love you please don't break up with me

Don't worry san i'll never break up with you💍

Gasp omg y/n l/n are you proposing to me

Mhm will you make me the happiest woman and accept this ring?💍

Yes! Of course i will, now were the happiest women on earth. Nothing can come between us😘😘

Time for the homeymoon~~🐱🙀😽😸😺😼✂️✂️✂️👅👅🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱🖖🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱🖕🐱🖖🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

Why'd you stop?

Gasp mrs lopez i am married woman. Anyways

🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🌊🌊🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🌊🌊🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🌊🌊🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🌊🌊🐱✌️👅🐱✌️👅🐱✌️👅🐱✌️👅🐱✌️👅🐱✌️👅🐱✌️👅🐱✌️👅✌️👅🐱✌️👅🐱✌️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱✌️🌊😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

You excessively use emoji's to much

Then you use don't excessively use emojis that much and you you use aphostarphe

"Apostrophe"

Ugh!!!! 😡🤬🤬😤👿🤬😠🤬😾😤🤬😡 now we have angry sex

🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🌊🌊🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🐱👅🌊🌊✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️🌊🌊

Mr schue was saying something but and santana weren't clearly listening, you chuckle every time she sends you a text. "Who are you even texting? Your boyfriend" you heard your brother say on the stage as he was gonna perform, "or girlfriend" he chuckled as he saw your face, you turned to kurt, with wide eyes, as everyone soon snickered and giggled. "is it becoming obvious?" You whispered and kurt nodded.

"What!? I'm not texting someone!" You defended myself, "you didn't deny..." he trailed off. "And plus i saw you looking at that girl's abs" he pointed to santana.

"What!? Thats not true" you tried to defend yourself, keyword; tried. you didn't want to come out to him yet since he would say all the embarrassing things from your child hood possible gay things, and lucky for him mr schue had left the auditorium to get something.

"Oh please i know you have a thing for brunettes, like uh oh! Jessica alba, sofia vergara, megan fox-" you cut him off, "ok enough" you stopped him, from embarrassing me further, you look down at my lap, "god. I knew it!"he cut himself off, then texted you.

Idiot of a brother💩🫶🏻(chat) chat=b/n regular=you

You have come out right? Are you even gay?

Wouldn't you like to know

And yes.

I knew it! So have you come out cause if not yet then i understand i won't say what i was about to say. And also please i want you to know that i support you in every way. And i will be here always for you. Just text or call me of you need someone to talk too. Even if i have work i swear i will do everything in my power to stop working and talk to you. I also want you to know that

i love you❤️

I know mom and dad weren't as supportive but i promise you i will be the dad that dad was suppose to be.

Yes i have come out.

I knew it! So what about her cmon tell me the tea.

What don't you have to perform?

Nah its fine they can wait. So what's up with you and that Latina girl?

were dating. Eight months and happy. She makes my day better. And i'm happy about it obviously.

Awww i can't believe it. My lil sis has a better love life than me. Well i have to perform now

Then he looked up from his phone and put it in his pocket, "i knew it! You're as straight as the shape of the earth!" B/n exclaimed. (Circle the earth is circle.)

"Wait so y/n's flat? I mean she doesn't look flat, her boobs are-" b/n cut puck off, "what are you about to say to my baby sister?" He glared at him while artie grabbed some popcorn from god knows where.

Anyways. he was next to you so.. you grabbed some and ate while you two watched the scene unfold, "i-i didn't i-" puck stammered, "exactly. Know if i hear you or any of you say that again about my little sister. I will not hesitate to punch someone, expect for the girls i know y/n likes that" he warned puck and walked up to him pointing a finger at his face. then chuckled when he said the last thing.

You choked on the popcorn, "alright so what is happening?" Mr schue entered as he saw the scene, "whoa whoa, i left for 5 minutes what the hell..." mr schue trailed off, b/n went back to the stage to perform.

After school there was a glee meeting, most of the glee kids were still in class. You were going to the choir room when you saw, b/n and santana in the choir room talking.

"So tell me. What are your intentions with my sister?" B/n asked with crossed arms,

they haven't notice you yet so you watched the scene unfold, but fortunately for you artie had finish his class, he wheeled next to you watching the scene unfold too, and magically he had popcorn.

"My intentions with her is to make her the happiest woman in earth. And protect her from the miserable world, cause she deserve's the best, cause she is the rainbow in everyone's life." Santana explained as your heart fluttered at what she said.

"Hm. Good enough. Now tell me when are you gonna propose to her. will you ever propose to her?"

"I will when w-were uh- when were 25?"

"Eh good enough. Now please, don't hurt her feelings, if its one thing i know about y/n is she's sensitive, if she ever hears something bad about her from a person she loves. Well she'll hate you for the rest of your life." he pleaded,

"Of course" she nodded,

"Now, tell me what y/n hates on a person"

"Well she hates, messes, germs cause she's a huge germaphobe, dirty rooms, touching dusts, people telling her to shut up, people trying to control her energy, also when people bring up that she has adhd, i know because she once told me that: me having adhd isn't important its not like it my whole personality." She explained, your heart fluttered as she said those last words.

and you never noticed that the rest of the glee club were behind you and artie watching the conversation.

"Then what are the things you like about her."

"I like how her eyes light up when we are talking about astronomy, and also when we have arcade dates since she likes arcades despite of how it smelled. her smile whenever we i win her a big ass teddy bear whenever wear at the fair. oh! Our fair dates arcade dates picnics and our movie nights. based of the things i said you should probably know that she begged me to take her on those types of dates. cause she always says

y/n l/n never asks out someone on a date. her eyes, her hugs, her kisses."

'her taste her boobs her neck her thighs her moans her whimpers her everything' santana thought to her self.

You felt yourself tear up a little when you heard it, "aww tana you big softie!" You exclaimed entering the room to kiss her, you wrapped your arms around her neck, as hers went around you waist, "hermosa! Did you hear everything?" She exclaimed startled, she called you one of her nicknames for you in spanish, forgetting your brother spoke spanish.

"te amo pretty girl" she whispered kissing you once again, "¿Quieres ir y tener una noche de cine?" You looked at her with a puzzled face, as she forgot that you couldn't speak spanish well, "wait could you say that again just slow down" she chuckled, "would you want to have a movie night with me hermosa?" You nodded quickly before kissing her again,

"alright as much as i love you sis, i gotta go and mark some test papers, será mejor que la trates bien." He said the last thing to santana, "prometo que la trataré bien" you looked at the two with a confused face.

"ugh bye idiot" you rolled your eyes,

"Bye! Bitch" he said playfully,

Then santana lead you to the chair, sitting on her lap.

After school in santana's room, you laid on santanas chest watching a movie, her hands on your back, while yours were just laying on her stomach.

"Te amo, hermosa" she said softly.

"je t'aime aussi chéri" you knew she loved it when you spoke french, its just how you said it so *chefs kiss* and then in the end you thought her french.

The end

A/n for the french and spanish i used google translation, so if its wrong then i'm sorry. And i know its really bad but i just wanted to post something, so uhm here you go. And uh i'll be posting more. 1953 words..... jeez... anyways! Stay kinky!❤️❤️

#santana x you #santana #santana lopez #glee #santana lopez x you #santana lopez x reader #glee show

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oceantherat · 1 month

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I made fanart of my favourite skroombly w oomply scrimbledble Wimble squinkly twinkly siller critter spoinlly little silly goofy little imply simply mipy smiggley luttle guy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺😊😊😊😽😽😽😽😽😸😸😸😸

He is the BEST character in rain code❗️❗️❗️

YOMI HELLSMILE is the only character that matters❗️❗️❗️

Makoto is CRINGE and UGLY 😾😾😾

YOMI is the bestest and the most specialest girl in the word🤪🤪🤪🤪

Yakou DESERVED IT❗️❗️❗️

Compared to YOMI HRLLSMILE everyone else is a DIRTY RAT❗️❗️❗️

He also doesn’t have a BIGASS FOREHEAD unlike a certain SOEMONE (🤢🤢)

#rain code #my art #Yomi hellsmile #April fools #shitpost?#makoto kagutsuchi

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ikeromantic · 1 year

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1K Follower Celebration: Ikemen Sengoku

Ikemen Sengoku was my first otome and I have so much love for it. The second part of this follower celebration is just for Ikemen Sengoku. It's an ask game. Here are the request rules:

Pick a suitor from IkeSen. Any suitor. I'll also accept asks for featured non-suitor characters like Kyubei. (character)

Pick one of the letters below with the associated word. (theme)

Add an emoji from the selection, or one of your own. (tone)

You don't have to be a follower to put in an ask. Anon is on, but I love seeing your usernames and it lets me follow up if I have a question. Repeat asks are allowed - as in you can make more than one selection AND the same character/letter/emoji may be requested by more than one person.

Asks will be open for just one week for the celebration stories only. So get yours in between May 5 - May 12.

Step 1: Pick ANY Ikemen Sengoku Suitor.

Step 2: Pick your letter!

Appetite

Beauty

Command

Dear

Envy

Favor

Goodbye

Heat

Instructor

Jewel

Key

Lie

Maybe

Never

Oppose

Perfume

Quiet

Regret

Secret

Taste

Unless

Victory

Wish

Xenial

Yield

Zephyr

Step 3: Choose one of these emojis or send me one of your own!

😀😾😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣🥲☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😠😤😭😢🥺😩😫😖😣☹️🙁😕😟😔😞😒😏🥳🤩🥸😎🤓🧐🤨🤪😜😡🤬🤯😳🥵🥶😶‍🌫️😱😨😰😥😓🤗🤔🫣🤭🫢🫡🤫🫠🤥😶🫥😐🫤😑👿😈🤠🤑🤕🤒😷🤧🤮🤢🥴🤐😵‍💫😵😮‍💨😪🤤😴🥱😲😮😧😦😯🙄😬👹👺🤡💩👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿

#ikemen sengoku #ikesen #follower celebration #ask game

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eternalfics · 8 months

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writing rules !! ❂

I allow it

I write every reader!! ( includes child!reader)

character x character ( anything to feed your brain rots also, I allow them to be from diff shows/movies/anime 😸)

let your imagination flow!

I write fluff, angst , one shots , blurbs , headcanons , drabbles, imagine

I DONT ALLOW it

adult character x minor character (if the characters are both minors, it’s fine)

no smut!! (this is sfw blog, just like I mentioned in the blog rules 😾)

here’s who I write!

saiki kusuo, teruhashi kokomi, reita toritsuka, aren kuboyasu, shun kaido, chiyo yumehara, ayato ,childe, itto, cyno , diluc ,gorou , kaeya , kaveh, kazuha, razor, heizou, thoma, tighnari, venti, wanderer/scaramouche, xiao, zhongli, amber , barbara, beidou, candance, collei, dehya, diona, dori, fiscal, ganyu, hu tao, klee, kokomi, kuki shinobu, lisa, nahida, qiqi, sucrose, xinyan, yoimiya

tanjiro kamado, zenitsu agatsuma, inosuke hashibira, kanao tsuyuri, genya shinazugawa, gyomei himejima, giyu tomioka, sanemi shinazugawa,kyojuro rengoku, tengen uzui, obanai iguro, muichiro tokito, shinobu kocho, mitsuri kanroji, kanae kocho, akaza, douma/doma, kokoshibo, hantengu clones, muzan kibustuji, daki, gyutaro, haganezuka hotaru

miles morales (both 1610 and 42), hobie brown, miguel o’hara, gwen stacy, margo, yoichi isagi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, rensuke kunigami, seishiro nagi, reo mikage

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snackscore · 1 month

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hiiiiiiiii im mimic but i also go by mumblez and retro!! thiz is my roblox account!! i mostly post about regretevator X3

😺 i am an adult + neurodivergent plz use it/itz pronounz for me [friendz and mutualz can ask for my other pronounz] thiz blog iz a safe space plz dont harass me >o<

😸 askz n requestz are alwayz open :3 tho it might take me a bit to draw responsez

😾 DNI proshippers if ur weird or u make me uncomfy i will block

kinda hate the way thiz pinned lookz -_- will change when i hav the energy

art tag- mimic art oc tag- mimc ocz talking tag- vocal mimic

#pinned post #ill update thiz whenevr

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elizabethlailfricked · 2 months

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Do these emojis just scream rainbow to anybody else

😻😽😸🙀😿😾

Like they just like scream rainbow

I'm also like really tired but I can fix that with energy drinks

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todayisawthewhxlewxrld · 3 months

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YKW NOW THAT I'M ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT IT WHY DOES Y/N "HATE" MEGS?!?!? WHAT DID HE DO😾😾 And I saw another anons ask but I agree I'd fr be upset if my friends were trying to make me talk to someone I don't like</333 like okay you're(your???) friends with him and his friends but why do I have too?!?!? IDC IF HE'S MY SOULMATE IF HE PULLED SOME FOUL SHIT(or really anything to make me upset, especially if it's the first time we met) I'D NEVER WANNA TALK TO HIM!!! Especially if they keep pushing me and my boundaries trying to get me to interact with him!!! I NEED Y/N to BREAK DOWN and set her GOD DAMN BOUNDARIES!!!😾😾😾 But that could just be the toxic Y/N in me, but I stan toxic Y/N!!!<333 bitch is to damn forgiving in some fics😾😾😿😿😿 I NEED more Y/N defenders!!!<33💕💕😽😽😸😸 That's it, that's my rant.(I WAS GONNA PUT SOMETHING ELSE BUT I FORGOT😿😿😿)

nah tbh like if my friends constantly did that to me i fear id explode everyone with my mind . everyone is flawed in this i think no one is more AHH HELL NOOOOO sorry my light just turned on by itself as im writing this . idk what ghost i just pissed off but my bad bro. ANYWAY as i was trying to say before i was rudely interrupted... no one is better than anyone in this smau 🤞 also i liked how u second guessed yourself when saying you're

#axel answers ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★#axel answers// pink🧸🎀

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mother-athena · 7 months

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hiii

i surrounded myswlf in blankets nd stuffed animals

i have so many like over 50 they all cant fit on my bed:( but theres 32 ? on my bed not counting my pillow pets

also

have a stack of blankets

i have an obsession andand if > 😾 this emoji isnt taken can i use it pls

srry for ranting thats all !😸

Wow, that's so many! I'm super jealous.

I have an obsession with getting new stuffed animals too, but my collection is still pretty small compared to yours. I recently got my 9th stuffed animal from an arcade and now she lives on my bed with the all the others.

I'll definitely go ahead and add you to the list too, kiddo!

#mother's royal court #😾anon #agere caregiver #sfw agere caregiver #age regression #age regression caregiver #sfw age regression #sfw caregiver #age regressor #sfw agere

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kitty-kedi · 2 years

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My favorite thanks to them moments (Part 1) (cause this episode is to good to not)

SPOILERS AHEAD!!

I'm not including the first six minutes because I've already seen it. It's still an amazing introduction but nothing new to me.

Oh amity,😂 you'll be the top student again someday.

Something I already like about this episode is how calm it is y'know? Like in fanfics it's always so gloomy and we have to get back so we can't do anything fun, or live our lives in the meantime. I like how this gives fun facts and interactions between our characters as if it was just a normal episode.

The way she just say "ow" 😭

My gosh this looks like I'm just bullying amity I'm not I swear, I love our little sweet potato but she's just got some of the funniest and heartwarming moments that I just love. Also look at how flapjack just looks At like c'mon.

Oh c'mon they had to just hit me in the feels like that..like...like..🥲

The way she just has eda and king all over her locker 🥺, even eda with her ginger hair and a little statue of kings head, and the scene after this she say she used to know a crusty old women I mean like......ugh!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😿

What type of blood are you thinking of Camila...

Ahhh she's just so..so..supportive, awesome? Idk but whatever she is I like it!!!

Oh he looks so happy!!!🥺

I love that hunters learning how to sew now, remember when he tried back in any sport in a storm, and now when he's made a full on wolf shirt. I'm proud of you hunter, and im sure Darius is too. 😉😸

...alright people if I ever see a fanfiction again that has started after this point, and it shows Camila as unsupportive/not proud or not as weird as Luz. We're gonna have some problems.😾😡

My gosh I was not expecting Camila to be as wonderful as she is here in Canon but this is one of those instances where I like canon better than fanon a WHOLE lot. The poor woman loved all of luz's antics but was pure pressured by other people to "not be a bad mom" or "give Luz a better life and some friends" and you know what she did get that. Camila is an awesome mother, better than eda? Hmmmm I'm not sure about that just yet but still absolutely amazing!! Oof and Luz wanting to introduce Eda and king to Camila... I want Camila to meet and fully be apart of the owl family!!!!!!😭

#toh #the owl house #thanks to them #toh season 3 #camilia noceda #luz noceda #amity blight #gus porter #huntertoh #vee toh #eda clawthorne #king clawthorne #this episode was awsome omg!!!!!

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Pokemon Scarlet Review

Score:⭐⭐⭐ Valuable Experience, Don't Skip

😸😸😸 What I loved 😸😸😸

The game is very fun. It's easy to lose track of time while playing because the core gameplay of exploring the world, catching pokemon, and battling trainers is very solid.

😾😾😾 What I hated 😾😾😾

Most of all, I hate how hollow and empty the game feels. When characters talk to you they don't feel like real people. When you're in a city, none of the shops and houses feel real. The pokemon appear in the world in such large herds, crowding against each other, and it feels very unnatural. The gyms, despite being skyscrapers, have nothing going on inside of them. I could go on, but stuff like this really adds up to make the game feel uncanny. This kind of thing works a lot better as a smaller scale game, but as a large open-world game it's extremely noticeable.

There is no story. That stuff that happens at the very end of the game? I don't think that counts. This isn't necessarily a bad thing (for example, Breath of the Wild doesn't have a story and I think it works great in the game), but this game was acting like it had a plot. The "story" that does happen at the very end of the game has nothing to do with anything you've been doing up until that point, making it feel like it came out of nowhere.

The game also looks and runs like shit. This is easily the worst performing game I've ever played.

🐸🐸🐸 Other Thoughts 🐸🐸🐸

I kind of liked not having any side quests to do so I could focus on the main quests. I usually get very distracted in large non-linear games, so it was nice not to spend my precious gaming time doing side stuff.

Picnics are a fun idea, but I wish they had more of a point. I only ever start a picnic so that I can make a sandwich, which is just an extra unnecessary step in my opinion.

Most of the new pokemon designs, I think, are very bad or too repetitive/similar. I'm not putting this under the "What I Hated" category because surprisingly I don't think it affected my enjoyment of the game that much. But it did cause a lot of disappointment when finding and evolving new pokemon.

Area Zero was very cool. The music, the introduction of a plot, the "party members," the new pokemon... it all added up to a great experience. It's a shame this only happened for the last hour or so. I remember thinking it felt like I was playing a cool JRPG.

🔥🔥🔥 Conclusion 🔥🔥🔥

In this case the fun outweighs every problem that I have with the game. I get mad at the game pretty often for its poor performance and frustrating dialogue, but I don't regret buying it. And I'll probably be spending the next couple of months slowly playing through the post game.

[I will be adding more thoughts to this review as I continue to play through the game]

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Score Guide ⭐ Nothing of Value, Avoid ⭐⭐ Okay, Mild Enjoyment ⭐⭐⭐ Valuable Experience, Don't Skip ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mega Masterpiece, Holy Shit

#video games #pokemon #review

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