Looks like these socks that @j-restlessgeek gave me as a bootleg HÀÀrijΓ€ merch so we can match because he doesn't sell his own socks merch. Have now been canonized by the man himself ππππ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€―π€―
Jay the prophet of HÀÀrijΓ€ πππ
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OH MY GOD SUNNY!!! congratulations on the job offer and acceptance!!! thats so fucking cool im so proud and excited for you!!!π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ©·π©·π©·
THANK YOU SM ASHLEY!!!!!! π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπππβ¨β¨β¨ I can't believe it honestly it's SUCH a relief!!!
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100!! π§‘π§‘
Meow there :3 πππ.
100. Give us one thing about you that no one knows.
Hmmmm there aren't secret things that I never told anyone, I am also not a very secretive person.
Well there was this one time when i was around 9 or so where I went into a haunted house like attraction and got so scared that it took several adults (my mom, my neighbours mom and an employee) to get me to let go of my neighbour who was dressed as a vampire cause I still remember holding onto that red and black cape and hiding under it, all while crying and screaming. Never went near one. But i also had a phase where i was terrified of Winnie the Pooh.
I also once fell asleep while getting make up done, to be fair i was five and the chair very nice, soft red velvet.
I also once got into a stamp war with my sibling, where we both ended up covered in black ink (we were 15 both) and had to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Damn I did so much dumb shit with my sibling, love them. Our mom also once had police look for us (before we got emergency phones) cause we still hadn't come home from school, we were busy collecting chestnuts and climbing trees. Our mom was so worried cause there was someone out who had a special interest in twins and oh wonder my sibling and I are. Growing up we had one face, one voice, almost completely identical, to the point that we cant go, point at embarrassing pictures, laugh and say haha thats you.
I had to take my lego drivers exam as well as my actual driving exam twice.
I got bite by a donkey once, didn't opened my hand enough.
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DUDE??!?!?!??! DUDE???? WHILE I'M STOOD IN A UNIVERSITY BATHROOM TRYING TO FIX MY SAD, PITIFUL HAIR?????? I LOVE YOU. I'M FRANKLY KISSING YOU IF YOU'RE AMENABLE!!! that's so kind!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!! πππππππ
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Okay this has to be short bc if I get going right now Iβll never stop. Anyway. Anonymous message saying what I think of you: I donβt even know where to start. Youβre one of the best people Iβve ever known in every sense of the word. Best as in good and kind and best as in accomplished and best as in brightest and best as in writer and best as in artist and you bring people together incredibly well and I canβt know but it sounds like youβre a DAMN good cook and itβs incredibly cool to watch you translate and analyze poetry and youβre also really good at setting boundaries and your multivitamins are incredibly impressive and you have made the last year and a half Iβve known you a HELL of a lot better just by existing and youβre really hard to draw because you have a really specific face (this is a compliment) but hell if Iβm not gonna do it anyway and you have incredible taste in guys and youβre big like the sky and all the stars in it and you look the same as the word joy and Main Street of my hometown in summer and Iβve said all this before but Iβm saying it again and I love you and also you are really good at giving me diseases of the brain and taking the things wrong with me and turning them up to eleven which is less what I think and more just. π anyway. If I donβt send this immediately itβs gonna keep getting longer. Tldr. /nice./ glad I met you.
HEY. MON SOLEIL. YOU CANT JUST FUCKING SAY THIS TO ME ILL CRY. HEY. shaking you shaking you shaking you I love you
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i find it so strange how people can so conclusively say they hate flowers because they die . flowers have rich messages behind them!! and they can be used in such different ways!!! u can press them or u can put them in a vase or u can use their petals for scenting things!!!!!! it leaves a remnant of who it is that loves u behind!!!!!!! a beautiful and scented sentiment of love and human adoration!!!!!!!!!! i love flowers and u should too. in this essay i will
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not a stupid thing to say. it's rather very serious. I want to confess </3 what if i want to nomnomnom you Laura? what then? :(
Well, I do have very squishy cheeks and would allow you to nom nom on them every day, for as long as you want my beloved π
*Packing my bags right now to come and make it happen*
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guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win
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1950s hackneys π€©π€©π€©
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No idea why I wasn't following you sooner! Had to fix that.
<3
Oh meow there :3. πΈπΈ. πππ
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