oh i'm your santa for the stayblr event! i've been good—got sick because of the cold weather but other than that i'm doing pretty well! just preparing myself to start uni this spring :D we have a couple biases in common then; my bias line is lee know, felix & i.n. i like to believe i'm mainly a jeongin bias but they all constantly shift around... although these three are the most consistent ones 🫠 but i love everyone all the same! when did you get into stray kids + what's the the moment where you think you went 'oh this guy is a definite favourite (could be chan or any of the members)'? hope this ask finds you well ❣️ - 🌨

Oh, okay, I just didn't want to get confused lol omg im sorry you're sick tho, the cold weather always makes being sick so much worse. Congrats on getting into uni!! Do you know what you wanna study or are you hoping to find something along the way?

That is a beautiful bias line omg, and i know what you mean about the shifting, other than chris i dont think i could pin down my bias wreckers in order at all, it all depends on who i looked at last or just what content i've seen recently lmao

I got into skz during the survival show actually, I saw someone posting gifs of changbin from the first episode and i was like I don't know who he is but i'm gonna put him in my pocket, so I looked him up and found out they were literally making the group. I was hesitant to watch the show cause I've seen a few survival shows and they're always painful to watch, but I figured since everything said the group was already formed it wouldn't hurt too bad. obviously I was wrong, because after Changbin Minho was the first one i became attached to and then they yanked him out of the line up. So through all of their show and debut i was changbin biased, and then they did their tiny unveil tour here in the states and I saw Chris cry about being able to tour the world and I left that tiny theater a different person. I remember telling my friend I'd gone with I could have two biases right?? But I was kind of playing myself cause Chri had knocked Changbin out. I didn't admit that for so long, until another friend was like ok but are you SURE and I had to be like shit, yeah, its chris lmao i was so mad at him over it because I adored changbin so much and he just pushed the poor boy outta the way. i still love changbin an insane amount, but he had been defeated for top spot :( and when chris really became my bias I deleted my old skzblr (why idk??) and made this one and then didnt use it for like 3 months before i decided to start giffing skz a little, and now this blog is my whole personality lmao

but yeah thats my long ramble of skz, what about you how did you get into them?!

Participated in a secret Santa and here was my gift for @aphantimes ! ❄🌨

secret santa for @skimmingmilk !! happy holidays 💙🧡🦊🦔❄️🌨

Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

💯 💯 💯

Can I request 📝 and 🌨 for Hisagi?

shuhei hisagi—;

📝 = why they’re on Santa’s naughty list this year

Loads of reasons. Hisagi’s horny fantasies truly make up the entirety of Santa’s naughty list. He’s a guy with loads of responsibilities. A die-hard workaholic. Of course, he has to have a ridiculously perverted brain to try and offset that.

Unfortunately Hisagi’s behavior remains consistent throughout the years, so he is the #1 bad boy on Santa’s naughty list. Here are just some of the horrors he’s committed: 

#1 Thinking about his S/O’s breasts while he’s supposed to be editing articles for the Seireitei Bulletin.

Comma splice? Boobs. Run-on sentence? Boobs. 

Hisagi is a base man. And often, when he’s sleep-deprived or under piles of stress, those parentheses really do look like titties. 

#2 Thinking about his S/O’s ass while he’s supposed to be editing articles for the Seireitei Bulletin.

Same as above, but with ass. 

#3 Jacking off in the Ninth Division barracks when he thinks he’s alone. 

In his defense, he really did think he was alone! Deadlines were tight and he hadn’t gotten sleep for days. A quick session was all he needed. 

#4 Turning his BDSM-esque choker into an explosive. 

It’s for the aesthetic. But then Head-Captain Yamamoto kept giving him the old man version of side eye. So Hisagi had to add functionality to it. 

#5 Buying his motorcycle with the impression that it would be hot to have sex on it.

Why else would he buy it. 

#6 Having sex on his motorcycle. 

He had to test its stability. Hint: it was not very stable.

#7 Dreaming of being the lead guitarist of a successful band and being a part of several group orgies. 

Isn’t that what all lead guitarists get up to?

#8 Out of curiosity one day, researching if Urahara ever made the Shinigami equivalent of onaholes or fleshlights. Then buying one from him in The World of the Living. 

Urahara really got the look and texture down pat. Hisagi tries not to think too hard about who his model was... 

#9 That fucking 69 tattoo on his face.

Self-explanatory.

🌨 = = you’re stuck in a cabin together, there’s a blizzard outside, and there’s only one bed

“Y-You can take the bed!” he offers swiftly once the two of you realize your situation. “I can just... settle down here.” He gestures towards the ground. 

But of course, you insist that it’s not right. That you don’t mind sharing the bed. And suddenly Hisagi’s life flashes before his eyes. Well, not exactly life--more like the 1843294 fantasies he has about you flash before his eyes. Heat creeps up his neck.

The two of you end up awkwardly facing each other as you rest on the bed. It’s a little too cramped for you to fit comfortably, so your calves nudge his, your elbows touch. You’re close enough that Hisagi can feel each exhale against his exposed arm. He’s much too wired up to fall asleep easily. 

Suddenly you shift, and his arm is pressed right up against the curve of your breast. 

Holy fuck. Is this a stroke of good fortune? Or an accident waiting to happen?

Hisagi shifts onto his back so it’s not quite so obvious the effect that being this close to you has on him. He’s ramrod still, even when you lean closer.

While he gets barely a wink of sleep that night, you wake up feeling refreshed. You’re surprised when you find you’re alone on the bed. Hisagi relegated himself back to the floor, explaining that he had to, ahem, take care of business. It’s a good thing you don’t question what kind of business that was. 

Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

big dick 8==✊🏽=D💦 👅 SANTA🎅🏽 is watching👀 u naughty little cumsluts💏💦! Send dis 2 the 2️⃣0️⃣ biggest 💦cumsluts💦 u know who's ready for DICKEMBER🍆. Get ready 4 a month📆🗓 filled w daddy's special snow❄️🌨, & 🎄christmas cummies💦🎄!! If u get 5️⃣ back ur getting nutted🌰 on Christmas eve. If u get 🔟 back ur Daddy Santas special ho🎅🏽👩🏽👉🏽👌🏽. Get none❌ back and ur an unlucky🍀 dead ass💀 snowhoe☃☀️

Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

Why is there like 6 of these in my ask box

resending this so i'm really sorry if i miss answering anything from your reply rip jdksdj but hi again dreamy, hope you got better 🥰 it's refreshing looking at someone take it seriously though, most people lightly answer it and, even though i like hearing all kinds of answers, it tell a lot about the person too i believe! i feel like i'd also pick someone who has good survival skills/is a fast learner over someone i'd have to worry about on top of being stranded on an island and thinking about food, shelter communication etc.! then maybe a spare change of clothes? they can be used as bandages, to keep warm if it's chilly/cold & you can alternate between that and what you're wearing instead of sticking to the same set of clothes you arrived in haha as for my final choice, hm... maybe transceivers? something that can help us get in contact with people who can help as i think you can always use wood/leaves/bones as tools/weapons! that is a lovely combination of colours too⏤i immediately imagine a room/interior when people tell me their favourite colour/s and yours is a lovely mainly black/dark grey + whites room with rose gold + slight mustard accents; very elegant & chic! i myself like neutral tones a lot :D but these days i'm into deep greys, muted blues/lilacs and gold! oh and i just saw the languages ask, i must've mixed things up, my bad! but i see, did you learn korean + italian or grasped it/grew up with it? i think english is the only langauage i can say i'm 100% fluent in kdjfdalk but other than that i can speak arabic, enough french and korean to be able to get by if i were to be randomly stranded in the countries, an embarrassingly small bit of chinese despite it being my mother tongue and a teenie tine amount of turkish and swedish. my maternal grandpa knows like 8 languages and he'd speak to us in all of them ever since we were younger so we started understanding a bit of each & my uncle's entire family speaks swedish so we like asking our cousins to speak it 😂 do you like travelling/is there a place you'd like to travel to? oh, and! what's your favourite dessert? - 🌨

oh im glad it came through this time!

most of my apartment is pretty much white and black so you're definitely on to something with your visualization lol i do have a few lighter pinks thrown in but sadly no yellows. most of my decor is like witchy like black cats and moons and things so I don't know how well a lot of color would really work lol

the italian i can speak i learned from my grandfather growing up and i think its starting to leak out of my brain the more i try to stuff korean into it lol korean i've tried to learn through books and videos and things to grasp it so kpop is a little easier to get but i think i have the ability of a like a preschooler lmao so not too helpful but i think i could get myself some basic needs if i was lost in korea fssgd

i havent traveled a lot because its so expensive to go places here, but ive been to disney world before, and nyc a bunch of times. I’d really love to go to australia or new zealand tho! australia has so many sharks and philips island which is supposed to be so cool! and ive been a big lotr nerd forever so new zealand is very big on my list lol

as for dessert im a big cheese cake person and i love tiramisu <3

i cant believe its already almost christmas i feel like we started this so recently!

Yay heres my gift for @ss-trashboat 's wrestleblr secret santa for @dogcollarpunk ,a wintery Punk & Max:)! Happy holidays hope you have a good new year!✨🌨

Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃ 🔗

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Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

WHAT . WHA T. NO . GO AWAY . TH IS IS A SICK GENERATION . IT S IS NOT EVEN DECEMER YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIB O DYD WAITS F OR HOLDIAYS ANY MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W AHT HAPPEN TO NUANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

100 follower event: winter/holiday emoji prompts

send me one character + any of the emojis below (you can pick up to 4) and i’ll write headcanons/a small blurb for each prompt:

sfw

❄️ = snowy date in

☃️ = favorite activities to do in the winter 

☕️ = how they stay warm during the winter

🎅 = how they get into the Christmas spirit

🎁 = what kinds of gifts would they get you? what kind of gifts would they like to receive?

🎄= how they’d decorate for the holidays with you

💌 = your Secret Santa has a confession to make

🏠 = meeting the family during the holidays 

nsfw

🎀 = giving themselves to you as your Christmas gift

📝 = why they’re on Santa’s naughty list this year

🔞 = what naughty Christmas shenanigans would they get up to

🔥 = how they warm you up

🌨 = you’re stuck in a cabin together, there’s a blizzard outside, and there’s only one bed

🥂= when they get drunk at a Christmas party 

🛌 = family gatherings gone wild i.e. how they would get frisky at your childhood home 

🥃 = wild card: spiked eggnog