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chisfics · 4 months

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"enjoying the view, LaRusso?" "lookin' good, Lawrence!"

#“looking this good should not be legal..”#“yeah?”#“its murderous”#they most definitely made out after this #daniel loves johnny's pecs #abs too #and hair #& johnny's nose obviously #daniel loves johnny in general #<3 #daniel larusso #lawrusso #ralph macchio #johnny lawrence #billy zabka #the karate kid

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choofeyrac · 1 year

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Evolution of “I’m gonna sneeze” — someone’s partner saying “you’re gonna sneeze”

(bonus if the sneezer hadn’t even realised their nostrils were twitching yet)

#Snzarios #“You’re gonna sneeze baby”#“Hm?”#“Can’t you feel the tickle?”#“Oh. Oh!”#“Yeah?”#“*sneeze*”#“That’s it. You’re not done though”#snz

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the-kestrels-feather · 7 months

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D'you think Vampires have a favorite blood type like do you think they crack open a boy as a cold one and go "fuck man, it's a B+. I hate B+" or "FUCK YEAH AB MY FAVORITE", and also like, does blood type matter when sucking blood like if you drain an A+ person and then a B- one will you get sick? I need to know about vampire blood typing

#vampires #vampires please interact #i read dracula recently so this is what my brain is thinking about rn #dracula #bram stoker #where is my urban fantasy book about a newly made vampire learning the hard way that blood type matters #like he runs to his grizzled old vampire mentor and is like “dude what the fuck why does my stomach feel like theres a war going on in it”#“did you eat?”#“yeah”#“more than one victim.”#“yeah?”#“did you get their blood types?” “why the fuck would i do that?” “because steven you can't just suck blood willy nilly you gotta know type”#“im undead can turn into a bat can ride moonbeams etc. and you're telling me that drinking 2 different types of blood can knock me out?”#“sure am”#“WHAT THE FUCK”#anyways im very bored at work if you can't tell

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dokutah-exe · 1 year

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yeah, hey, are ch'en and talulah related? are all dragon women related to each other? oh, mm, that one may be a bit dragon racist

well i mean, not to be dragon racist, but all the dragon people so far have been pretty mean

#arknights #talulah #ch'en #sorta frightening how you can have several depths of racism in arknights #“how can we focus in on intersectionality as a concept?”#“you know how people hate furries on the internet?”#“yeah?”#“like that but like. times a thousand. and also supercancer.”

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mias-back-from-the-dead · 5 months

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

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cafffine · 10 months

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on.#double shot

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temporalteardrop · 4 months

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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head #me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck #rose's incessant yearnings #rose's gay little job #rose's ramblings

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pocketss · 7 months

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mmm soob

#comics #these guys consider cooking to be a respectable branch of magic #as powerful as any other arcane skillset #yeah man nice divine incantation #check out this beef bourguignon tho

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wynsvre · 6 months

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i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

#can i get a hell yeah #my art #samposting

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membraneshock · 1 year

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

#last post in 2011....yeah sounds about right

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powpowhammer · 6 months

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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

#medical assistant: yeah i never saw that show but i heard it was popular in the 90s?#me: (takes lethal psychic damage)#house md #good post good post

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hauntingyourself · 7 months

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Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

#I’m talking about those massive ones you see in luxury bedrooms #‘you can’t make every textpost about ghosts’ yeah I can #mine

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lesbianralzarek · 3 months

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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

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velinxi · 7 months

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Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

#vel draws #lotr #lord of the rings #yeah this was kind of random but this series brought a surprising inspo for me #have some old men and powerful women #will also have the first piece as a print for my next store update this friday!

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vimbry · 5 months

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how is it 2024 next week. that's not even a real year that's a caption on an establishing shot in a sci-fi story.

#when the trailer at the end of dw said returns in 2024 it's like yeah I bet they do

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h0rsegirlpercy · 5 months

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Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

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