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exceedinglypeculiars · 9 months

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it's Objectively Funny to hear every mets talking head and commentator dance circles around talking about how bad brett baty has been this season lmao

#the mental gymnastics they will do to pretend mets fans' favorite white boy is better than he is....exhausting!!#“but he's so good in triple a!!!!”#ah yes I for one am SHOCKED that its easier for him to hit homeruns in much smaller ballpark against significantly worse pitchers!!#pitchers many of whom would still he in double-a (if not for the fact thay many teams are skipping that milb level this season)#and who arent allowed to paint the corners like they are in the majors #i wonder why the boy who couldnt hit for shit off mlb pitchers during spring training and has actively regressed throughout the season #still cant hit mlb pitchers in september

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soaringcloud · 1 year

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I will never ever get over this photo

#he is so stunningly graceful #the GLASSES #he looks so good #pedro pascal #javier peña #javier peña narcos #din djarin #frankie morales #triple frontier #oberyn martell #joel miller #javi gutierrez #dieter bravo #ezra prospect #pero tovar

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candycodena · 8 days

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Shawn to Hunter:

#wwe #wwe memes #shawn michaels #triple h #i'm so not sorry #like why is he actually good at it?#wwe fandom #shawnter #d generation x #wrestling

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kaeyx · 16 days

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imagine being a stripper n chuuya is a regular at the club you work at & he's managed to catch ur eye.. oh the demons

(heading to a private room w/ him, or maybe you let him take you home and act out all his fantasies ohh lor djdn)

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Imagine you work in a club in PM territory and there's some other gang trying to intrude on the turf, and they're not big in Yokohama specifically but they are incredibly violent. And the PM can't let people think that someone can barge into a protected establishment and do whatever they want, so Chuuya gets sent in twice a week or so to keep an eye on the general area.

You like to man the bar on the nights he's in because nobody else will, since Chuuya comes in and orders a drink before sitting in silence for hours, barely looking at any of the dancers and not buying any services. The owner refuses to kick him out and everyone is instructed to be very nice to him though, so he's a mystery you want to crack. Chuuya tells you he's not going to pay you anything for sitting across from him and chatting, but says nothing when you ask him why he's in a strip club if he's not watching the dancers or paying for a room. He's a gorgeous man, young and obviously very wealthy, so you have no idea why he'd have to resort to escorts for sex. Not that he ever gets an escort.

The whole situation is weird but it's fun to try and get conversation out of him on slow nights, when you're not going to be making tips anyway and none of your normal regulars are there. Chuuya loosens up considerably after his first drink, letting you see a cheerful, charming man underneath the usual scowl he wears when he sits in his corner and scans the club for hours at a time.

Chuuya is very glad he decided to take care of this thing himself. While his subordinates scan the neighbourhood he protects the main business that's getting targeted, and coincidentally gets to spend more time with you. You're relentless in your advances and don't seem deterred by the fact that there's no money in it for you, even though Chuuya would have no issues with paying you. Hell he could probably buy the whole club, but he doesn't want you to think he's here for that, incase word gets around and he starts attracting the other employees' attention.

You're fucking gorgeous though, always dressed in something skimpy and pretty, your hair smelling like perfume and your hands well tended to. You serve drinks and walk around with a practiced sway in your hips and there's more than one patron who likes to shove their tips right into your waistband. Chuuya likes watching you talk and laugh, working diligently throughout the night to entertain everyone.

#chuuya.bsd #ugh i just. idk how he'd eventually buy something from you #but imagine he has a shit day or a very good one and comes in to do his usual surveillance before remembering oh yeah it's a strip club #and like. asking you how much for a room and when you say you're tending the bar he says he'll triple the price just get in there Now #he's so hot ugh #🐍 anon #chuuya x reader

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blacklegsanjiii · 4 months

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Listen, Thatch might be Sanji's favorite brother but he is absolutely closest to Marco. Marco is first his brother and second his doctor so he's privy to Sanji's past. He knows but he acts aloof when someone asks him about anything before The Orbit. He plays dumb because not only because doctor/patient confidentiality shit but also because he simply mentioned Germa to White Beard when Sanji first tells him and White Beard ordered him not to speak of it to anyone.

So obviously Marco checks Sanji over in Wano privately, after Chopper and Ace and Yamato are done with Sanji and after Oden is done torturing Marco. Like as soon as they're off somewhere private Sanji is like "So I mutated" which is just-

What an opener. Marco blinks at him and Sanji just keeps spilling like "I asked Zoro to kill me if I came back out of my mind" and "my eyebrows curled differently!" Marco just stares at him and opens his medical bag and just grabs Sanji's file which is a five inch three ring binder and is like "okay well that's weird but-"

Sanji just interrupts him to talk about snapping his leg against Queen and how it just...snapped back...into place. Marco is just staring and blinking at what Sanji is saying and how his baby brother is feeling and Sanji is ripping off his bandages which Marco immediately has flashbacks to a burnt to a crisp Sanji who had to be mummified basically trying to rip his bandages off so he just dives at Sanji to stop him.

But Sanji is fine, he's scarred but he's healed and fine and now Sanji is crying about turning into his blood relatives and well. Sanji is the baby, Marco is the closest to him.

After they calm down and Marco updates the binder Sanji is like "you can't give that to Chopper" and Marco is like "he's your doctor? I have to?" In the ensuing fight everyone can hear Marco shouting at Sanji to stop being on fire cuz he's going to leave scorch marks like he did on the Moby Dick.

#black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #pheonix marco #marco the phoenix #shirohige!sanji #sanji #idk just Sanji trauma dumping on his older brother who happens to triple as his therapist and also his doctor is so good #also yeah his file would be that big #he can set himself on fire without a fruit

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novrium · 28 days

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I've seen a handful of people say that the reason Aventurine has adopted the 3 critters (seen in the concert trailer) is because black cats are the most unwanted due to the whole "bad luck" stigmata that is attached to them and I'm not fine; I'm actually kept awake by this right now because wdym he presumably doesn't care since his good luck balances it out

#ramblings - honkai star rail #aventurine #you don't understand #''he knows what it's like to be avoided/unwanted and doesn't care about the Stigmata attached to them since his good luck balances it out''#is living rent free in my head #I'm so mentally unwell when it comes to him 😭#I also need him to introduce me to his triples I can help raise the-

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morninkim · 10 days

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What is UP we're back with more TF: Reconstruction!

Check out the Triple-Changer cadets who joined the squad a couple Earth weeks before Rod and Arcee did!

Hot Rod admires and loves working with Blurr, but thinks Springer is a little too "cool guy jock" for her taste - meanwhile Blurr and Springer themselves have been best pals since joining up with Ultra Magnus.

#my art #transformers #maccadam #transformers fanart #transformers g1 #transformers blurr #transformers springer #i know blurr's not traditionally a triple changer but i was showing them off in the discord and a moot said it'd be sick if they were a jet #so blurr's a jet/race car while springer's like an armored car and a helicopter like he usually is #blurr's also a similar model to rod (sans triple changing) which is why she looks up to them #she projects a lot of her insecurities onto springer and gets it in her head that him being So Good makes her look bad #he also lightly ribs her because in his mind they're friends and he does that with his friends #which of course leads to inter-squad conflict and eventual understanding and the two of them being super close and loyal friends #think kinda peter parker and flash thompson coded a lil #which is funny since i was using spectacular flash as a soft ref for springer lmao #tf reconstruction

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slavicafire · 1 month

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the biggest problem with temperatures as low as we're having now is that this beautiful and wonderful apartment has uhh. has no working heating. so we are very much freezing

#żmija gada #there are only old tile stoves which are decommissioned. one of them has a rod inside that can be connected to electricity #but it consumes a shitton of it and gives off barely any heat #and we can't afford to use that much electricity #so triple socks and hoodies and blankets it is #Urwisek luckily sleeps by the warmth of the computers so he's good :-)#steep stairs to the old seven

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ambivartence · 11 months

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My top songs (of the first half) of 2023 ✦ Boys Planet edition ✦

tagged by @lunetual @jikyu @leewonseo @lee-minhoe ty 💕

I've listened to over 300 new releases from over 100 different kpop artists this year so picking my top songs felt like an mnet-level survival show 😭 the irony that i never watched Boys Planet AND one of the songs is literally a Peak Time song is not lost on me ! 🙃 but i wanted to pick a trendy format so here we are 😈 anyways i included albums instead of songs that didn't make the cut since there's too many honorable mention songs that i have had on repeat this year 😭 but most of them are in these 22 albums (oo-li is on here twice and istj isn't out yet !)

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tagging (no obligation ofc and if you've already posted will u tag/send me so i can see 🥺): @bahngentertainment @chrisbangs @coupsnim @dakbees @dive-in-the-blue @hannahbahng @hyunfelix @ingblr-s @jinniebit @kyubins @losergirlz @quokki @shorelinnes @starcatching @userjiung @userwoodz @wabisaba @woodziecup @yohanblr + anyone else who wants to share just say that i tagged u <3

#tag game #song recs #flashing tw #*ambiv.gif #ok i didnt have to go so hard but it's the holidays so i had a free day hehe #im actually very proud of my coloring for some of these gifs especially the BSS one .. had to borrow some mvs for the b-sides without vids #anyways yall shouldve seen the spreadsheet i had to use to get to 12.... also the biggest tragedy was number 13 was skz topline :((((((#one thing about me is that even tho i love my noise music i also LOVE my ballads :') and clearly i love my boy groups 👹#i tried to limit to 1 per album & artist except i can't do that to woodz so he got an exception asdfsdfjj OO-LI IS TOO GOOD IT'S UNMATCHED #i have so many other faves..... nct dream best friend .. nine (onlyoneof) beyOnd .. kep1er lvly .. holland number boy .. newjeans omg ..#epex sunshower .. enhypen bills .. dkb more than 100 reasons .. cravity groovy .. boynextdoor one and only .. blitzers macarena ..#billlie eunoia .. bae173 gt .. atbo next to me .. agust d haegeum .. (g)i-dle queencard .. cupid fifty fifty .. golden child weekends ..#ive kitsch .. jinyoung cotton candy .. kim jaehwan lucky! .. lee chaeyeon knock .. mark golden hour .. lun8 wild heart .. nct djj perfume .#sf9 puzzle .. stayc teddy bear .. purple kiss sweet juice .. &team firework .. tripleS rising .. viviz pull up .. xg left & right ..#.......just to name a few slkjdflajfdjlf DO U SEE HOW HARD THIS WAS :'( i DIED !!!#OK BUT IF I DID MISS UR FAVE PLS SEND ME IT I WILL LISTEN

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citrlet · 2 months

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my uncle who works at Intel (not nintendo) told me he might be able to get me one of the newest CPUs for the computer I'm saving up for FOR FREE

#im freaking out im like yesyesyesyesyes #ill still have to get all the other parts but im hoping my relative who built my first one #can do the new one for me for cheaper #he only charged me 700 for the one i have and at the time it was really good quality #im so freaking excited i might be able to finally play triple a games like sons of the forest on the pc

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triple-starsss · 2 months

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(barring the details lol,) i really like that shadow was adopted and "normal" actually! it really gives us the non-fantasy perspective of being able to focus on the ethics of his childhood ^-^

cus like. can you imagine the f*cking headlines and shit if any of that stuff is publicized (since he's an idol now)?

"Gerald adopted an orphan to run crazy tests on him!!!" "how could anyone do that to him? ;;;;;" "(insert smth about doxing Gerald) (scandal)"

people would go wild, i think! in both good and bad ways lol (the fun part)! :D

LMAOO THE DOXXING

but yeah!! when you take out all the 'ultimate lifeform' stuff and see what Shadow went through on a more grounded level - its insanely fucked up!! I felt as though without those experiences, i'd be writing an entirely different character so i wanted to incorporate them in a way that felt believable in this universe absdjf

#he's definitely more relaxed than canon Shadow but still has his own shit going on!!#as he got older he also definitely started believing that what he was going through was normal #necessary even #he was homeschooled with Maria (n rarely ever went out when he was young as Gerald was afraid he'd get ill and as a result pass it onto her #so he didn't get a very good idea of what a healthy relationship between a child and their guardian was meant to be like #once he finally got more freedom (joining the band) he truly started to see how fucked up it all was though #DONT KNOW WHY I CONTINUE THESE POSTS IN THE TAGS ABSDFHS #feels easier to get info across #Triple☆S #T☆S TXT #asks

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commsroom · 1 year

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it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritos® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #a little while ago horus captain-lovelace said like. 'guy whose favorite flavors are colors' and that made me laugh so much #literally. men will eat nothing but taco bell and bang energy and still ask for a . well you know #eiffel looks like zach to me with a few key differences and one of those differences is that he does NOT take care of himself #triple white chocolate mocha with whipped cream ... disgusting sweet tooth on that man. he loves the slop #anyway i love that in character AMA zach did but some of the answers are so funny because it's like. don't lie to me #that was a zach valenti answer. doug eiffel has never even eaten an artichoke in his LIFE i wouldn't count on him to identify one #eiffel knows good bbq though and has a surprising tolerance for spice i believe this is true. he is not eating vegetables.

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mdawgswizzleinthehizzle · 5 months

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that damn frankie hat.

#he’s so pretty #how is it possible to look good all the time #the last of us #joel miller #pedro pascal #frankie morales #triple frontier #narcos #javier peña #the mandalorian #mando #pedropascal #dieter bravo #javi gutierrez

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pushing500 · 9 months

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Took them long enough!!!! I'm telling you, these two have been flirting and rejecting each other nonstop since they joined the colony. I don't think there has been a single moment where at least one of them didn't have a mood penalty for "Fafo/Kaz rebuffed me". It was excruciating to watch, I'm glad they've sorted themselves out.

Also, immediately after the notification for the New Lovers, I got a notification that Fafo was inspired by creativity. It seems romance is giving her a boost, which I thought was pretty sweet. <3

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ta-bajna-cerna-okybaca · 6 months

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Now that I finally got to play TWST diasomnia chapter 1 myself, I'm gonna need everyone who said Malleus was a baby throwing a tantrum for no reason to pay me 2000 dollars each

#twst #twisted wonderland #yes it did take me until the second to last day of the new chapter event to finish book 6 what of it #in my defense i had no good leona&jamil cards for chapters 66 and 67‚ i'm glad i managed to do it at all. robe malleus carried the team <3 #anyways! i haven't seen this take in a while but i remember it popping up a lot earlier this year when we got diasomnia on the jp server #as a member of the malleus defense squad i can't bear all this slander and now i have proof it's baseless #his overblot is one of the most justified ones??? what do you mean no reason #He's already established to be constantly left out and lonely because of it #And now he gets hit with the triple whammy of 1) realizing his fellow students' mortality after book 6 #2) learning that his father figure is dying and in one week fucking off to fantasy china to live out his retirement without him #3) his best friend the MC telling him they found a way to un-isekai themself #Maybe he could have weathered one of those‚ but all three at the same time?#Poor guy stood no chance‚ those are hits straight into the trauma #Of course he's gonna have a breakdown! It's not his fault breakdowns in twisted wonderland come with a side of destructive berserking #And to be fair from what i've heard in spoilers all he did was put the whole school to sleep he didn't even destroy all that much #like yes putting everyone to sleep so they can live forever and never leave him is not a healthy reaction #but this is Unhealthy Reactions The School it's not like he's such an outlier in that #leave my boy alone 😭#excuse my ranting i'm just insane about twisted wonderland and malleus specifically

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blep-pup · 11 months

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I’m one year old! My birthday was last week! I’ve grown so much!

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