They finally let the old man say ‘fuck’. About fucking time.

Wow guys isn’t calcium-shat so brave for coming out as a bigot?? 🥺🥺🥺 can’t believe people are clowning on them for their innocent opinions!! Because invalidating queer people’s identities and siding with those who want us dead is just an opinion, right ?

What a great person with so much love in their heart ❤️ (oh wait sorry, her* so many mixups. I was just following in the footsteps of this lovely creator who seems to always forget about the canon pronouns of characters, oopsies)

So what if she follows transphobes and pedophiles? At least she pretended to respect trans people by following them anyway because awww blorbo posts!! Cute dream art!!! Don’t you understand that she just AGREES with those who hate them? It’s not like she’s saying it herself so she must be innocent 🫶🫶

(Huge fucking /j good lord. This is to make fun of those excusing this bs because how???)

I just genuinely don't get how people can't wrap their heads around the idea that you can like "dark themes" in general and also just have issues with the way said themes are handled in fanfiction. Like yep! I love Crimson Peak and I fucking hate your wincest 5k fluff fic. Go cry about it.

The Lesbophobia on this site is really getting out of hand.

All you have to do is say that lesbians do not fuck men in order to be attacked, dogpiled, and called a terf! It’s sickening!

Take this asswipe for example:

I see lesbophobes are intentionally deciding not to have basic reading comprehension.

“Does your ability to fuck men just disappear” Ain’t nobody said that lesbians are physically incapable of fucking men. When we say that lesbians can’t fuck men we’re saying that we don’t want to because we’re not sexually attracted to them. And we’re saying that if you’re a woman who fucks men then you can’t be a lesbian by definition. You can’t be a lesbian and also enjoy fucking men. Stop intentionally warping and misrepresenting our words because you want to jump through hoops to erase our identity. You’re all so fucking stupid. And at this point I think you assholes know you don’t have an argument so that’s why you have to resort to these “semantics”.

“Lesbians can do whatever they want including fucking the occasional man if it makes them happy” y’all are just blatantly spouting false bullshit at this point omfg what part of LESBIANS AREN’T ATTRACTED TO MEN DON’T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?! No fucking men doesn’t make us happy because then we wouldn’t be lesbians fool, but you know who it does make happy? Men. Because men fantasize about getting into lesbians’ pants and robbing the one group of women and non-binary people who do not desire or identify as men of that right to unavailability to men. They get off to the idea of a woman they are attracted to but who isn’t attracted to their gender having that lack of attraction overridden and being forced to make themselves accessible to men. And you guys are giving these men more validity, so yeah. Thanks for that.

”You don’t speak for all lesbians” bitch I know for a fact that all lesbians are unattracted to men and want nothing whatsoever to do with men in the slightest. We don’t want to have sex with or marry or date a man whether cis trans nonbinary or whatever the fuck. Because we’re not attracted to men, which because you’re a lesbophobic idiot I apparently have to fucking spell out for you. Show me a “lesbian” who is attracted to men and I can guarantee you that they aren’t actually a lesbian because ACTUAL LESBIANS aren’t into men. That’s just how it is. That’s just life. It’s our sexuality and if you can’t respect that then just go step on a Lego.

God I am so sick and tired of y’all.

Also this dumb bitch @/mlembug decided it would be a good idea to screenshot my friends’ posts about lesbophobia, and this other idiotic fucking clown named @/theotin reblogged from mlembug and tagged it #radfems. When all the posts did was say that lesbians are not attracted to men, to not interact with them if you are a bi “lesbian” or “les”boy, and that the lgbt community needs to pay more attention to lesbophobia in the community and that lesbians shouldn’t be the only ones calling lesbophobia out. One of them was even explicitly in support of trans people and including trans women in lesbianism! (Although I’m friends with these people so I know for a fact that they are all trans-accepting and despise transmisogyny, just like most of the lesbian community, mind you) And yet they were all called radfems for the vile sin of being lesbians and calling out lesbophobia. At this point you guys are just saying the quiet part out loud. You all hate lesbians for existing. It doesn’t matter if we’re explicitly against transphobia of all sorts. You don’t actually care about defending trans people. You just hate lesbians for not being attracted to men and try to pretend/convince us that we are and you’re unashamed of it. Disgusting.

I can’t believe how widespread the lesbophobia on this site is. But then again, I’m also not surprised. Keep entertaining yourselves with your pathetic little daydreams that lesbians can fuck men because you’d rather have something in common with cishet men who watch corrective rape porn than us. Just don’t be surprised when the “mean” lesbians don’t wanna be friends with your stupid, annoying, sorry asses.

I can’t believe that Rick canonically had a slap fight with an old man because he was jealous that Summer wanted to spend time with him

Like it 100% sounds like the sort of thing we would make up for a funny post on here but nope… canon

Edit: for some reason the order of the pictures is a bit fucked up but I can’t be bothered to fix it lol, sorry

i would be such a good boyfriend honestly

Every employer need people who are nice, communicative, enthusiastic, with high conversion skills. And I'm completely the opposite;(

On the topic of transmysogyny and transandrophobia, i remember hearing a point a few months back that was roughly “radfems dont see either trans people as legitimate; trans women are predators wanting to sneak in and prey on weak women and trans men are betrayers to womanhood to join the side of the predators” and it feels like a very succinct way to understand that both transmysogyny and transandrophobia are both legitimate and both unique experiences for trans people. It just kinda makes sense to me and has made the whole discussion that is going on here a lot more palatable and easier to comprehend, though it does still leave a lot of notable holes due to its brevity.

Oh for sure- it's very easy to fall into the trap of believing that all of this is oppositional and people who face one set of problems cannot possibly contribute to conversations about a different set of problems. Which isn't true! Transmasculine people can have a lot of insight into the ways misogyny is used as a cudgel for conformity, transfeminine people can bring a lot of insight into the ways that proximity to masculinity are seen and used as fear tactics, and vice versa.

I know the people out there denying that transmisogyny/anti-transmasculinity straight up do not exist are small groups of individual dumbasses, and it's important to understand and discuss that transgender people are still more than capable of perpetuating transphobia and misogyny and bigotry, but the growing outside attempts to divide our community really need to be stamped out at the source. Sometimes that will be intra-community issues, but more often than not it's transphobe and radfem psyops and action. It's important to not dismiss the issues that any of us have with anyone else. But it's even more important to remember that we're all on the same team here, even if femininity makes you gag or masculinity makes you uncomfortable.

And don't think I've forgotten about fully nonbinary people- you guys are also more than capable of perpetuating all of this same bullshit, but your insight into how society treats those who cannot fall distinctly within the binaries it loves to enforce is invaluable.

United we stand, divided we fall.

This show always makes me wanna try coffee jelly even tho I hate coffee, and I know it’s just gonna taste like coffee!!! But,,, I still,,, wanna try it,,,

Both Alejandro and Rodolfo have “moves” they use when they’re seducing people, but they’ve seen each other pull so much that when they’re used against each other they’re either practically immune or absolute putty in the others hands and there is no in between

L - Languages

Characters: Vána & Nessa, mentions of Tulkas and Oromë

Synopsis: Vána and Nessa have a conversation about flower language, or: How Vána kindly explains to Nessa that Tulkas isn't good with subtlety.

Warnings: /

Drabble

"So, this flower language... how do I tell someone I like them?" 

Vána flashes Nessa a delighted smile and begins to search her flower basket. "Roses, tulips, orchids or peonies, I would say." 

Winking, she adds, "If you tell me who they are for, maybe I can help you choose." 

Nessa giggles, blushing slightly. "For Tulkas." 

"Oh!" Vána stifles a laugh; she knows Tulkas due to his friendship with Oromë and already suspects her husband had a hand in this. 

"Well... in that case, I should perhaps just braid flowers in your hair and you go dance with him instead."

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Day 3: Raindeer playing

I just fucking heard my own voice over a phone and got so pissed at it that I slammed it into the wall and now the screen is shattered and it won't turn on, unironically what the fuck is wrong with me

:(

Very bad grade in therapy today

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

thank you tumblr for letting me know this absolutely cursed fact. in my 12 years of this blog i have not changed my username, my icon, my header; and ive made only minimal changes to my blog itself. a time capsule.

i hate anyone who tries to haggle with me tbh