edgeisallelite
Wrestling Is For The Homosexuals
I love way too many wrestlers and probably think I’m a lot funnier than I actually am. I follow as @sanktaleksander.
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describe a wrestler poorly without saying their name. i'll start:
he has a neck tattoo on his chest and a chest tattoo on his neck
#dinosaur tattoo with a temper#he also yells a lot#another would be:#has sweet older dad vibes and dad jokes one moment#will light furniture on fire to burn a teenager the next#another:#wrestling legend but once forgot a world title in a long horn steakhouse#oh oh oh one more#has a girlfriend probably way out of his league who wrestles for another promotion
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willwashington: Smile!
swerveconfident: 🔻😀🔻
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Me @ this match:
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And he's like, "everybody's like Eddie," so he's avoiding that. He's like "nope, not gonna find out."
#his mox impersonation is spot on#they’re idiots together I love them#eddie kingston#cezar bononi#jon moxley#aew#all elite wrestling
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tumblr user sweatermuppet // wrestlemania XL // kerri maniscalco, kingdom of the wicked // wrestlemania XL // chopped s15e6 // WWE RAW 1/8/24 // yves olade, bloodsport // WWE RAW 4/8/24 // anna akhmatova, the guest
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I just want Seth to be heel again, even for just a second.
Because I need him to say shit like "I will always be the reason you flinch when you see a chair. And I'll always be the reason you lose the most important things in your life." And "breaking your heart was the best decision of my life."
#lowkey need this feud ngl#think of the shared history the sass THE DRAMA#seth rollins#wwe#roman reigns
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this is joyous.
#reblogging again for this comment specifically#legit wondered if KO might just hit him with it and I think randy thought the same thing#but Kevin’s like ‘nah we got a bitch to pummel let’s go’#wwe#wrestlemania 40#kevin owens#randy orton
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this is joyous.
#this was the best fucking thing ever#I love love love that Randy’s sassy bitch personality has been more obvious within the last like decade of his career#you would not think a man like him is as comical as he is but goddammit I love him#Randy’s penchant for attracting the most odd couple type pairings is *chefs kiss*#he is literally the embodiment of ¯\ (ツ) /¯ ‘well fuck it’#wwe#wrestlemania 40#randy orton#kevin owens
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Randy Orton kicking a YouTuber dressed up as a Prime drink mascot as hard as he can is just one of the 18 million reasons why I love WrestleMania.
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Bleacher Report: SWIPE HERE FOR WRESTLEMANIA PREDICTIONS
Me: why tf would I need your predictions when I can simply be disappointed in real time
#this is a joke I promise#but alas I must brace myself for the worst#wwe#wrestlemania 40#wwe wrestlemania 40#wwe lb#wrestlemania lb#wwe wrestlemania lb#wrestlemania#wm 40 lb
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I know I probably shouldn’t say it, but whenever Roman goes around holding the title at waist level like that, kinda swinging it, you know what it looks like? Cause I cannot be the only one whose mind immediately went the horny route.
#isn’t just me is it? the man does the big dick walk okay#he’s got like six kids for a reason#roman reigns#wwe#wrestlemania#wwe lb#wrestlemania lb#wrestlemania 40#wrestlemania 40 lb
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I may not care for every outfit Seth wears, but I gotta dig a guy who dresses as loudly and flamboyantly as he so desires and gives exactly zero fucks.
#seth rollins#wwe#wwe lb#wwe wrestlemania lb#wrestlemania lb#wwe wrestlemania#wrestlemania 40 lb#wrestlemania 40#wwe wrestlemania 40
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