get help.
If i find you:
1. You will die
2. You will be put in a bog
3. Your bloodline will also perish
4. And and i wi
5. You will be framed for several crimes I've commited
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"They're coming closer again," said War.
THEN WE WILL DO WHAT WE CAN.
"Four swords against an army? That'll never work!"
YOU THOUGHT IT MIGHT A FEW MOMENTS AGO. WHO IS TALKING FOR YOU NOW? HUMANS HAVE ALWAYS FACED US AND THEY HAVE NOT SURRENDERED.
"Well, yes," said Pestilence. "But with us they could always hope for a remission."
"Or a sudden truce," said War.
"Or--" Famine began, and hesitated, and said finally: "A shower of fish?" He looked at their expressions. "That actually happened once," he added defiantly.
IN ORDER TO HAVE A CHANGE OF FORTUNE AT THE LAST MINUTE YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR FORTUNE TO THE LAST MINUTE, said Death. WE MUST DO WHAT WE CAN.
"And if that doesn't work?" said Pestilence. [...]
THEN WE DID WHAT WE COULD, he said, UNTIL WE COULD NOT.
Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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Little art dump of The Boys
First one is Baby Narinder.
Second one is shortly after Kallamar and Shamura found Leshy.
Third was supposed to be Leshy calling Narinder a faggot, and Narinder with a bored expression and not looking at him (except with his third eye) replying with "degenerate" but I fucked up Narinder and aborted that half of the mission.
Fourth one was a half assed attempt at Kallamar stressing about Lamb's ignorance of "basic" ideas.
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X-Men Red #16 - "The Fall of Prometheus" (2023)
written by Al Ewing
art by Yildiray Cinar & Federico Blee
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WEIGHT DOESN'T COME INTO IT. MY STEED HAS CARRIED ARMIES. MY STEED HAS CARRIED CITIES. YEA, HE HATH CARRIED ALL THINGS IN THEIR DUE TIME, said Death. BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO CARRY YOU THREE.
“Why not?”
IT'S A MATTER OF THE LOOK OF THE THING.
“It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it,” said War testily, “the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocralypse.”
“Perhaps you could ask them to wait for us?” said Pestilence, his voice sounding like something dripping out of the bottom of a coffin.
I HAVE THINGS TO ATTEND TO, said Death. He made a little clicking noise with his teeth. I'M SURE YOU'LL MANAGE. YOU NORMALLY DO.
War watched the retreating horse.
“Sometimes he really gets on my nerves. Why is he always so keen to have the last word?” he said.
“Force of habit, I suppose.”
They turned back to the tavern. Neither spoke for some time, and then War said, “Where's Famine?”
“Went to find the kitchen.”
“Oh.” War scuffed one armored foot in the dust, and thought about the distance to Ankh. It was a very hot afternoon. The Apocralypse could jolly well wait.
“One for the road?” he suggested.
“Should we?” said Pestilence, doubtfully. “I thought we were expected. I mean, I wouldn't like to disappoint people.”
“We've got time for a quick one, I'm sure,” War insisted. “Pub clocks are never right. We've got bags of time. All the time in the world.”
— Sourcery (Terry Pratchett)
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So spoilers for X-Men 97
Jubilee, Sunspot, and Cable are AWOL. Probably together. Trying to find the other. Sunspot and jubilee falling in love. Cable being their parental figure.
Theory time.....
Storm, Wolverine, and Morph are not in the past Egypt. Or in the future with Scott and Jean.
Three theories
1) They're in the past when wolverine got his metal claws. Storm and Morph get upgraded too
2). Trapped in the shadow King's realm
3) They're horseman. We know Gambit is probably going to the horseman of death.
Wolverine the horseman of war
Storm the horseman of famine
Morph the horseman of pestilence
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