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braxiatel · 3 months
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Grian when someone tries to bribe the permit office: how dare you! I have NEVER been so offended IN MY LIFE! have you no respect for the permit office??
Grian when he is deprived of the opportunity to spam message Mumbo for 0.7 seconds: Pearl I need you to bribe me. I will give you a permit for the post office but I need you to build mumbo a mail box right now immediately. Pay me off right now I will do me job just pay me off
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just stumbled across the worst edit I've ever seen in my life
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analog-transid · 20 days
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Do you guys like chocolate milk? I like chocolate milk. It tastes tasty
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sillygoosic · 5 months
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imitative - an alter who pretends to be / mimics people the system know irl. They could do this to comfort the system (such as pretending to be a friend) or to harm the system (such as pretending to be an abuser).
comes from the word imitative, which means to imitate, and it already has the -tive suffix many roles have! It’s the perfect word!
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adhdchilles · 10 months
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Idc if some of the vases depict him with short hair, rapunzel hair achilles is just superior
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preyduo · 3 months
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my moots/followers watching me change my blog theme for the 1000th time this week
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calware · 7 months
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i get so irrationally angry over the figma keyboard shortcuts. i get l for "line" and r for "rectangle" because those are the letters they start with but GIRL THATS SUPPOSED TO BE M!!! "o for ellipse because an o is an ellipse :^)" STOP IT!!!
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thebadchoicemachine · 9 months
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every MCD angst fic on ao3 is just killing off whoever sniper is paired with. I go "give me angst" and authors go "I got you" and
give this man a boyfriend
brutally slaughtered him in his arms.
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haunted-plush · 3 months
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My tummy hurts if this is the end for me and I don't post again it was nice knowing you all
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Oh, this is such bad news. I'm not getting anything done
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swordofazrael1992 · 2 months
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if i see another non lesbian describe good luck babe! as “about situationships” i will shoot myself and mail a pipe bomb to their house
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henrysglock · 1 year
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i wouldn't care if the person i reblogged this from vanished
idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it
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genderdog · 2 months
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hi i made new ocs for the first time in so fucking long i can’t talk about them ever though or ill literally die
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spacedustmantis · 1 year
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i feel so bad for the people who weren't around when jrwiweek 2 happened because they will never know the terror of the council posting cryptic hints to something terrible happening to gillion and alluding to him dying like every day during the buildup to jrwiweek, and then the first jrwiweek episode got uploaded and in the intro they made a joke about gillion dying, and then nothing happened to gillion and they just kept uploading episodes and nothing happened and the tension just kept rising until the very last jrwiweek episode, and i think i had like multiple tiny anxiety attacks bc of that bullshit, and ok. maybe i don't feel bad for you guys after all. count your blessings i guess
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zedaph's super minecraft adventure alchoholism episode
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dukeoftears · 7 months
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I'm a chronic reblogger if it's on my feed I WILL reblog it
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