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spybiote · 11 months

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Edge of Reality - Elvis Presley ft Tame Impala

#this is SUCH AN APRIL SONG #my little soviet spider #' 𝙱𝙴𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚈𝙼𝙱𝙸𝙾𝚃𝙴 ' // ooc.

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taskforcedistortion · 2 months

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I should be going to bed.

Not watching a conversation unfold while wanting to slam my head against a wall because of one of them being a stubborn idiot.

-G [Red G for Giovanni]

#pokemon irl #pokeblogging #rocket division responds #dash commentary #//HEH

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originemesis · 7 days

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originemesis asked:

“I wish you would stay...” yes, he's holding his breath to tack on a classic 'petty' depending on how badly the other rips into him.

“I wish you would ____.” in my inbox and my muse will respond.

@arachn0philia

gay gay homosexual gay

Furrowed brows shifted to amusement and disbelief-- the spider coming pretty damn close to laughing at the request. "Psh, I ain't goin' nowhere."

"Not when ya' timing is still that off! C'mon, you literally wrote this song-- y' can't convert ya' guitar strummin' ta' your whole-ass body?"

It's boring enough to be wandering the edge of a stage in an empty auditorium testing out the distance his axe's twangs can reach with the proper finger-work, so it's paramount to his rapidly waning interest to keep his only equal in storming off mid-performance to hole up in a dressing room from doing just that. Especially when he wanted that option open for himself if the so called 'lesson' on the so called method known as a slut-strut got any more grating than it was going.

Teeth flashing in a 'tch' of gradually mounted exasperation with the efforts he figures his company would call purposefully lacking, he gives a few petulant strums and sends a blast of soundwaves at the spider to ruffle his fuzz. "Easy for you to bitch about multitasking. Some of us DOUBLE-limbed enjoyers can't relate."

With a sudden shake of his horns, he phases the head banging into a battalion of plucks to start up another verse. "Backstroke~" With a backwards jerk, he sets to a pace of walking the stage again, but in reverse- each step permitted only when he pulls the guitar back by its neck or base, though between his attention on the strings and a cluck or two of lyrics, moving around really does seem to be the least of his concerns in the order of events. Not that anyone that came to hear some sick riffs would care as much as the choreography Karen down there.

Making a point to catch the unimpressed, ten-eyed gaze below, he offered him a sultry "-we're both naked." with a snap of a snarky grin before sliding back on one heel. Crossing a mid-air foot over the other, he uses the momentum to pivot into a full turn. "I can feel that- " and in the next slide and pivot for the other side, he stops halfway to face the back of the stage, hips giving a heavy load to one leg before he transfers the weight back and forth with a playful jerk and wiggle. "ASS sha~king! Damn."

#//HEH #//it's not gay if u say no homo fIRST broooo #suggestive cw #verse ; // dead on arrival

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verawhisk · 20 days

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr

#because everybody likes him heh #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #doodles #alright… good night 💀

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thedumb1 · 4 months

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#funny #dank memes #funny memes #hilarious #idk lmao #lmao #lmaooo #lol #memes #best memes #haha hehe #ha ha funny #hahaha #haha #heh heh heh #hehehehe #hehehhe #hehehe #hehe #heh

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nanaslutt · 4 months

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thinking abt choso going to gojo for sex advice and he tells him girls like dirty talk in bed, so the next time you and choso get down and dirty hes whispering the nastiest shit in your ear

just a complete 180 from how he normally is and it’s making you lose your mind. he starts off using the generic lines gojo taught him like “you feel so good” and “so fucking tight” but when he notices your reactions and how hard you squeeze around him when he whispers the filthy words into your ear, he starts getting fucked out himself, finding his own words as he babbles them mindlessly, abusing your poor cunt with his massive cock, thrusting recklessly

“you like when i fuck you hard like this?”

“feels like ‘ur tryna milk my cock- fuck”

“want me inside you? huh? want me to fill you with my cum?”

“taking it like such a good girl. so fucking good.”

after he makes good on his words and fucks you full of his cum, he’s cradling your body from behind and snuggling against you like a cat as he peppers your skin with kisses, not even phased in the slightest at the filthy shit he was just spewing. all you can do is stare at the wall in disbelief, blinking dumbly as you replay the last hour over and over in your head while he pampers you sweetly, a content expression plastered on his face :3

#heh #choso smut #jjk smut

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h3xactinellida · 1 year

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#heh i have polls now #this is so stupid i’m sleep deprived #but give him a fat ass #poll #my poll

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catcrumb · 1 month

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