either i have no life or i have no life, there’s no in between
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me, with a knife in my side, i'm bleeding to death: don't worry about it
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i thought this was a legit ad at first
This seems completely legit to me
https://instagram.com/p/BcBvAoDBK4h/
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how pathetic is your life
very
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i wish i could raise my grades like i gain weight
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I forgot this existed
r u talking about my will to live?
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so on my youtube auto mix pop music, the first video is “gotta get back to hogwart”, and i regret nothing
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“BITCH, I AIN’T CHO CHANG”
-one of the best starkid line written to date
-plot twist of the century
-the only acceptable response to racially insensitive microagressions
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http://iglovequotes.net/
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me when my mom tells me to do a chore
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wow i relate more than i should
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i tried really hard to make french toast
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Birthday presents are an annual bonus for not dying.
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my anxiety tells me everyone hates me
my depression tells me no one cares
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im just waiting for the day i get a boyfriend so i can change my username to “notsingleandstilldepressed”
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what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
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