Jed Bartlet, president of the united states, calling his wife Dr Bartlet instead of Abbey because it turns him on, is my favourite useless canon tidbit from the west wing purely for leo and toby's reactions when he says it

Also, I wanna believe that CJ (in a CJ/Abbey scenario) wholeheartedly agrees with him

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy

Despite their outward arrogance, I want to believe that they have a very tender and loving relationship.

I've seen what I've seen. And I've been told what I've been told. And I have an audience with the person who can do something about it. To smile for a photo op and recite 64 couplets on the American experience? That's treasonous.

The West Wing 03.16 | The U.S. Poet Laureate with Laura Dern as Tabatha Fortis

TITANIC (1997) dir. James Cameron

Dorcas sketch

Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

I think the last time I drew her I was... maybe 12

being a west wing fan is such an ordeal like why are my blorbos a bunch of white middle aged democrats and baby dule hill

Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.

give me walburga who really thought she was gentle parenting. that she was breaking the cycle of abuse because she doesnt force them into engagements with their cousins when theyre six, and she spends time with them when theyre young instead of letting the nannies raise them until theyre ready for polite company, and she buys them toys and ice cream, and she keeps orion away from the kids when hes angry, who tries to give sirius a better childhood than she had. whos angry at sirius for leaving because why cant he just be grateful, why cant he understand how much better he had it!!

CJ Cregg edit to 'I can do it with a broken heart' because that woman is up on the podium giving live press briefings to a ravenous crowd of journalists no matter what fucking tragedy she's just been through and she does it with SKILL and we gotta appreciate her for that.

QUICK! what’s your fave ttpd song at this very second (i know it changes fast)!!

ttpd is like... this fucking sucked... it was my fault... fuck joe... this also fucking sucked... fuck matty... i thought i was gonna die... straight up commit me to an asylum... FUCK matty... fuck joe... no one knows me... fuck kim kardashian... i created every problem and every consequence i have to face... please see me as human... i am exposing my flaws so you see me as a real person... fuck jake gyllenhaal... if you're gonna be so up my business you better realize how fucked up my business is... also hi killatrav ily... there is nothing redeeming about this chapter of my life... hi mom ily... this ALSO fucking sucked... there may be good in the world... here is every sin i have ever committed... i was promised love and forever repeatedly and no one ever delivered... my reaction to trauma was awful... i made so many bad decisions... if you're gonna crucify me do it for good reasons... are you not entertained?

Allow people to like you, to enjoy your company, to want to be your friend. Allow them to compliment you, allow others to think you're cool and funny even if you think you're not. It is not up to you to tell others how to feel, and remember that people might see the positive things in you and qualities that you have been failing to see while being too self-critical. Allow yourself to be liked by other people, even when you don't see why they should. Don't self-isolate because you think you are not good enough for other people.

pissing each other off as foreplay