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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 11 months

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thinking about sirius trying to talk remus out of a transformation in poa. thinking about how every time there's an even minor inconvenience after that remus goes “I don't think we can motivational speech our way out of this one, pads." sirius gets so mad.

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 11 months

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we all know the relation between jegulus and icarus flying too close to the sun, but are we going to talk about the fact that when Icarus fell from the sun HE FUCKING DROWNED?

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Fun fact The marauders are older than Jeff Bezos

#marauders #all the young dudes #james potter #the marauders #Marauders age #atyd marauders #atyd #remus lupin #sirius black #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #jeff bezos

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Regulus calling Sirius: i lost him again!

Sirius: so listen to me. look around, do you see a cluster of old women?

Regulus: yeah...

Sirius: go to them

Regulus: what? why?

Sirius: just trust me

James, surrounded by unfamiliar old women, tells something funny and asks them about life: hi baby what's up?

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Hogwarts Legacy update!

We've confirmed the plot: there's an uprising among the race of hook-nosed bankers who control the economy. (Note that the more evil they are, the bigger their noses are. There's a good one who has a big nose but he used to be evil when he was younger.) They're "rebelling" because they want their stolen cultural artefacts to be returned to them and want to not be oppressed anymore, which for some reason means they also want to massacre their oppressors' entire race, because of course marginalised people asking for liberation actually secretly want to kill you. As part of this sinister cabal's nefarious plot for white—I mean, wizard—extinction, they want to kidnap a child, because that's what hook-nosed bankers like to do, right? And their leader is willing to do anything for material gain, up to and including teaming up with fascists who hate his race.

You guys know that conspiracy theorists think Jews funded the Holocaust, right? They claim we did it so we could milk it for reparation money afterwards. And did you know they think we kidnap children? Or that we actually want supremacy rather than equality, and plan to subjugate the rest of the world for our own gain? Presumably you've at least heard the claim that we control the banks. And you know this is all very popular with the alt right, don't you? Have you also heard that this game's original head developer was an alt right YouTuber?

Don't act like this is a fucking coincidence.

No, JKR wasn't involved in the game, and it's actively intended to be trans-positive. Yes, she gets money from it, and will likely donate some of that to anti-trans causes. But even if you pirate the game so she doesn't make any money off of it, you're still going to be be playing the fucking Protocols of the Elders of Gringotts.

Fucking TALK ABOUT THIS.

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Regulus: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

James: I wrote you a poem

Regulus, already crying: you did?

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning, and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Reg: it's over.

James: what?? don't you love me anymore?

Reg, knowing he has to get the mark and on the verge of tears: no. I don't.

James: you're lying, you have to be lying

Reg: bien sur que je le suis. Mais ça n'a plus d'importance (of course I am. But that doesnt matter anymore)

Reg, already walking away: goodbye, James. Je t'aime, toujours (I love you, always)

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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something people don’t appreciate enough is the fact that different songs on midnights explore the same topics in numerous, sometimes contradictory ways. on snow on the beach, she’s scared that a new relationship might not work out; on labyrinth, she’s terrified that it might. snow on the beach also talks about the celestial forces that bring two people together; mastermind confesses that she was the force in question all along. bejeweled describes the confidence and freedom of bending the rules of a relationship; high infidelity is filled with guilt and terror for simply dancing with another guy. she takes the money on you’re on your own, kid, but she feels stifled by it on anti-hero. she ends you’re on your own, kid with inspiring words; on dear reader, she warns the audience not to listen to her advice. she burns in hell on anti-hero, but karma is her god on karma. she can face any struggle fame throws at her on you’re on your own, kid, but she’s too soft for all of it on sweet nothing. she’s a diamond and a monster on the hill at the same time. it’s almost like each story is told from multiple perspectives like the love triangle on folklore, but instead of several fictional characters, the narrators all exist in different corners of taylor’s mind.

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Merry Christmas marauders fans! Try not to think about the fact that Remus could at least spend his “first” Christmas alone with Frank and Alice

Then the following year he was completely and utterly alone for the first time in 11 years

#marauders #all the young dudes #christmas #marauders christmas #remus lupin #frank longbottom #alice fortescue #alice longbottom #the marauders #wolfstar #jily angst #jily #Remus alone

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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It’s time to come forward with this:

When I was about 13, I saw a video of a guy saying this is my voice ______ moths on T. So I was like good for him but OMG I DRINK A LOT OF TEA AND I DONT WANT MY VOICE TO GET ANY LOWER !!!!! So I stopped drinking tea for like 6 months until I watched Noahfinnce and found out it was T like testosterone and not like tea

#trans #testosterone #noah finnce #noahfinnce

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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Thanks for the tag!! Here we go ig

1. Hot Rod - by Dayglow

2. Midnight love - by girl in red

3. Koning Willem-Alexander - by k4

4. Polka Dot Socks - by Charlie Bennet

5. Exile (feat. Bon Iver) - Taylor Swift

6. Lookalike - Conan Gray

7. Bohemian Rhapsody - by Queen

8. New Year’s Day - by Taylor Swift

9. ‘39 - by Queen

10. Bigger Than Me - by Louis Tomlinson

Btw k3 is a Dutch children’s group with amazing songs and I will not accept criticism

Tagging with no pressure @girlboss-nahi-girlbas @monny4kinie @marlenemckinnons @4remus and anyone who wants to do it

Ty @marlenemckinnons for the tag<33

Rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your playlist on shuffle and List the first 10 songs, and then tag 10 people. No skipping

what difference does it make - the smiths

friends - chase atlantic (my best friend loves them this is entirely her fault but I love her so i cant complain)

star - david bowie

older - gracie abarams

sweater weather - the neighbourhood

dorthea - taylor swift

keep yourself alive - queen

jackie and wilson - hozier

illicit affairs - taylor swift

we fell in love in october - girl in red

tags: @archivist-ing @lily-flowersx @like-the-poets-say @significant-ace-nnoyance @dis-a-ppointment @s0larieas @rain-dragons and anyone else who wants to

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sirius-blacks-black-nailpolish · 1 year

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harry potter would be raised bilingual by regulus, who would speak to him exclusively in french.

effie and monty would speak to him in hindi and urdu— but james would maintain english since they found it important for harry to have someone in the home to speak english with since they quite literally live in england.

the issue is however, with four languages being used with the young boy at any given time— well harry language hops, without even realizing it.

and sometimes, he’ll be babbling along in james’ arms— entirely in french and not slowing down long enough for his da to even tell him, and when james doesn’t respond to a question (because he has no clue one was asked), harry would get frustrated.

so james started answering anytime harry looked at him, not sure as to what he was answering— and usually just sputtering out the first thing that comes to mind. and harry, well harry finds this absolutely hilarious.

so for about two weeks when harry is nearly three, he purposely speaks to james in french, just to burst into fits of giggles every time james cluelessly agrees to something. (and yes— this is how the black-potters ended up with a pet turtle)

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