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sheriiam · 4 days
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Percy: *out of breathe* omg hAZEL-
Hazel: ...yeah?
Percy: you have the EXACT SAME name as the girl in fault in our stars. 
Frank: uh, Percy?
Percy: yes Frank it's the SAME. Hazel Grace! Oh gods how did I not REALISE it before?!
Hazel: ...um, Percy... I'm not Hazel Grace...
Percy: *confused* huh? What? No, of course you are. You're Hazel Gr- *saltwater.exe started working* oh. Oh. You're Levesque. 
Hazel and Frank: ...
Percy: wait wHO IS GRACE THEN?!
Annabeth: THALIA! 
Piper: JASON!
Leo: NICO!
Annabeth: Nico is GRACE since WHEN?!
Will: excuse you. Nico is the mortal embodiment of grace I mean have you SEEN him?!
Nico: *falls face first on cue launching a happy meal in the air*
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sheriiam · 8 days
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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sheriiam · 12 days
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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sheriiam · 20 days
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Holy shite I got the same @alexreadssomeshit
made a uquiz
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sheriiam · 23 days
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percy: you know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go
annabeth: those are wanted posters!
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sheriiam · 23 days
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who proposed? percy or annabeth?
in my opinion? percy.
first of all, i love thinking about him consulting sally and piper lol, and all the conversations that would happen
second, i love him going to great lengths to try and figure out the right way to go about getting or making the perfect ring for her
third, the thought of him and the others trying to hide a big secret from annabeth provides for the absolute most hilarious scenarios and explanations
but mainly, i love the thought of when he proposes, it goes down in a way that provides the perfect opportunity for annabeth to say “i told you years ago, seaweed brain, im never going to make things easy for you” and then she kisses him. and that’s how she says yes. 🥹
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sheriiam · 24 days
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GABE UGLIANO
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sheriiam · 25 days
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do you want a relationship or do you just want it proved to you that you can be loved? 👁️
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sheriiam · 28 days
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You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
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sheriiam · 29 days
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FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3
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sheriiam · 1 month
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Me: I should study *puts phone away*
Phone: *incoming call, incoming notifications, 'hi this is a call to inform you about your extention warranty', mails, projects, people that want to hangout*
Me: no. Don't tempt me. *Tries to study*
Phone: *'a cat video has been sent by ______*
Me: *throws book to watch it*
Book: Baby I'm not even here, I'm a non existent bitch
Mental breakdown: *opens the door* hiiii long time no see
Me: you were here just last night-
Mental breakdown: *not even listening* I bought the boys *walks in eating popcorn*
Me: oh fuck nah-
Stress, Seasonal depression, depression, anxiety, inner whore, everything I've done until now: *all walk in*
Brain: Awh babe. You can't study now
Exam stress: Hi babygirl *punches in the face*
Me: Welp. Guess I'm gonna fail.
Marks: definitely
My therapist: You'll be fine, just think you'll pass and you'll pass, it's about the way you approach the exam-
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sheriiam · 1 month
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I like to believe that the Campers sing the Camp-version of Legend Lake on their last day at CHB.
Tell me you see it. That song is meant for them.
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sheriiam · 2 months
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4. Fred Porlock
The Three Biggest Mysteries in Moriarty The Patriot.
1. William's real name.
2. Von Herder's eyes.
3. All the other character's past with William.
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sheriiam · 2 months
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sluttiest thing a guy can do is orchestrate crimes to reveal the classist roots of evil within his society and then crucify himself for the sins of the collective in the image of a common enemy to unify the warring social groups.
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sheriiam · 2 months
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John * being innocent*: What are friends with benefits?
Sherlock: A very special type of friends
John: Uhm… like us?
Sherlock: *Chokes*
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sheriiam · 2 months
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