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shanes-chickenscape · 6 months
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Just when you thought cinema wins couldn't get cooler.
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shanes-chickenscape · 6 months
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Do you want that back?
I thought I was going to have to suffered the entire day without making a post or reposting on here 😭😩 I just want to post about my silly little current hyperfixation about the depressed chicken whisperer that stole my heart🥺
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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If I had the guts, I'd post the single most pissed photo of me I could take.
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You guys I have a theory!
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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Motherfucker.
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You guys I have a theory!
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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25 posts! Wowee!!! I win Tumblr!!!
i'm If I reach 1000, I'll post a photo of Charlie.
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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Gonna be real, chief, this is the worst fucking thing I've ever laid my eyes upon.
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You guys I have a theory!
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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It does, but only when shitfaced.
Do it twerk?
(my friend dared me to ask this)
… get out.
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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Stop lying to the public.
You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. 🤷 I love Shane but I can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (hes never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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MY GOD... HE'S GETTING CONSUMED...
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I love posting art here because I know you guys love them too fr
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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If I see something fun, I reblog.
you guys are scaring me with the follows and hearts i appreciate them sm btw wtfs yall ar so cool....
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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Seems about right.
you guys are scaring me with the follows and hearts i appreciate them sm btw wtfs yall ar so cool....
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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Stop lying to your audience. Everyone knows Shane would win.
our shane ask blogs should sword fight each other. i think itd be funny
real except they’d both lose somehow
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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Trade?
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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🖕
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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What were your thoughts on the farmer when they first moved in? What are your thoughts now that they've done literally everything there is to do in the valley
They're fine, I guess. Their roommates are weird.
Not sure why they keep giving me eggs, or where they keep getting them considering they don't have chickens. I've just stopped questioning it at this point.
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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you are beautiful. Stunning. GORGEOUS. BREATHTAKING.
Why are you lying to me? You've never seen my face.
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shanes-chickenscape · 7 months
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Meatloaf
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