yall ever too tired to get high

my kitten getting a burst of energy right before bedtime 😍

my kitten getting a burst of energy right before bedtime 😍

we should be able to retire after high school btw

love finally physically writing out song lyrics in pen and then immediately changing the entire first verse

one of my fav parts of the internet (the most fav being access to mind-blowing amount of information) is dumb people who will argue for hours about something they’re verifiably wrong about simply because they are more trusting of their own biases than they are of the accrued knowledge of generations

this defending his god impregnating a child, absolutely sick people

christians will be like “god cursed us all to labor endlessly and released all the bad shit humanity suffers with onto us all bc the two children he tempted with the knowledge they didn’t have (with no context of right and wrong or consequences) decided to gain the knowledge placed right in front of them” then clutch their pearls when you call their god evil

the government treating me like a customer and saying they “look forward to serving (me) in the future” for paying off a wrongfully issued speeding ticket is actually so vile like… i don’t have a choice and this shit almost sunk me

i got you

can someone baby me please for the love of god

There are days that i have to listen to music every second i'm awake and conscious or ill kill myself

speaking of Grindr: everybody trying to fuck on the day of the eclipse

always cracks me up when someone puts “sane” in their Grindr bio

always cracks me up when someone puts “sane” in their Grindr bio

all it takes to get hot singles in my area is an eclipse?