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sathona · 5 months
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i think the worst fucking part (but also like really good because it's been HIGHLY informative) of being on the verge of 2 years on estrogen is that because i pass more often, i experience bucketloads more casual misogyny like this shit in my day to day life. customers on the phone will assume im clueless more often, people think it's okay to just like. fucking touch me???? back when i worked at a gas station i got hit on daily and even got a couple offers from guys who would pay me for the rest of my shift to take me home. like. god fucking damn this shit is depressing. like yeah sure it's worth the whole "i like my body for the first time in my life and my baseline mood has been steadily improving" thing but damn being a woman in america SUCKS
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sathona · 5 months
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i had a bunny in highschool who died coz she ate my carpet :( rest in peace willow 🙏
bunny wrapped
you ate 13 cables this year
you thumped 2,461 times
you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters
your highest binky was 76 centimeters
you spent 481 hours flopped
you blinked 3 times
you ate 15,021 grams of hay
your favourite food was carpet
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sathona · 11 months
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since watching the movie i have been radicalized by my friends. bumblebee is a he/him lesbian and the love story in the movie was between him and charlie 100%. the tenderness and comfort between them. the "don't worry, ill be gentle". the fact that she gets over her fear of diving finally just to make sure he's okay and share an underwater moment with him that's shot SO ROMANTICALLY. and then the song that Hailee sang for the credits omg the fucking song. it's a love song. there's absolutely no arguing with that. bumblebee is a love story and it broke my heart.
so i finally watched Bumblebee(2018) with a bunch of friends and
holy fucking shit
its incredible. its a 10/10. it is so, SO much better than the shit-tier bayformers movies were. it has color and soul and emotion and actual plot and clear motivations for the characters. the decepticons arent some morally gray vague entity, theyre a clearly manipulative, tyrannical regime. the autobots are clearly a resistance force that lost the war and is going to earth to regroup. the movie immediately opens up with a sequence that is full to bursting with color and personality and it makes it very clear that the fights and the cybertronians arent going to be all gray and greebly and boring because their designs are obvious renditions of the generation 1 iterations. theyre the actual transformers! and oh my GOD i cant stop gushing about the actual transformations in the movie, like, look at this.
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my friend indyjacob said this, which is a technical examination that that i couldnt put into words:
it’s not like the fucking original michael bay ones where the transformations are weird nonsense. like, you can see the cockpit canopy flip down into the chest piece, or the wings invert and then raise up alongside the jets, and the front intakes rotating into the arms. the parts of the vehicle actually shift into place on the new body as if it were the old toys
and these multi transformations are cool too
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the animations are slower yet more impactful, theyre much less blurry, and they look incredible. the fight choreography incorporates many more transformation sequences, especially in the final fight of the film, and they have more weight to them. the fights arent just them ripping each other apart and blasting each other with one hit kill weapons. they use the environment, they use creativity, they use martial arts, and as with the transformations, its not a messy blur of gray movement. you can actually see whats going on!
and then the characters. oh my god theyre great. our main character aside from bumblebee is, first of all, a young woman named charlie. already starting off on a great note. and she has personality! this is the story of a girl and a transformer and their unbreakable bond that i so badly wanted mikaela and bumblebee to have in the bayformers films.
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bumblebee himself is also fantastic- i wont spoil anything but his arc is sooo satisfying. and the villains arent just like, mindless monsters. they arent caricatures, they have clear personalities and motivations, and their plans are satisfying yet dismaying to watch unfold. and then agent burns, played by john cena, is such a great character. hes not just an insect in a hivemind of soldiers, hes a person who eventually actually understands whats at stake and he ended up as one of my favorites. just look at him!
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the boy! so much emotion there. youll understand if you watch and reach that point in the film.
in conclusion, Bumblebee is the live action reboot that transformers really needed. michael bay did have a message in his original movies, but transformers was the wrong medium for it, and this film is everything that they should have been. if you havent watched it yet because, like myself, you were scared off by bayformers, please give it a shot. its nothing like them. like i said at the top of this post, its a 10/10. it rekindled my love for transformers, and i am very excited to see where this new line of movies goes.
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this is sath, an official stan of this movie, signing off.
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sathona · 1 year
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unstoppable force vs immovable object is yuri. theyre both girls and theyre kissing
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sathona · 1 year
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sorry wormblr, im joining critical role tumblr. i promise ill visit again
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sathona · 1 year
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Thinking about how when Liam asked if Nott’s crush on Caleb was something Sam came up with pre-campaign, Sam responded “No, when I stared into your eyes during some of the scenes we had together, it was sort of a natural thing” like that isn’t some of the most romantic shit I’ve ever heard. ‘When I looked into your eyes I knew she was in love.’ Like fuck dude. It wasn’t part of the plan, but it happened anyways. How could it not? Falling in love with Caleb was simple, it was obvious, it was the most natural thing in the world.
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sathona · 1 year
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Skitter Sketch! Full of bugs! And malice!
(Drawn during Ward Book Club with @mewcoyote and DonaDray)
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sathona · 1 year
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its said that leet's last words were widepeeposad
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sathona · 1 year
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LOVE WINS!!!!!!!!!
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sathona · 1 year
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interrupting my wormblogging to bring more attention to this.
*grabs megaphone* gender dysphoria is a symptom, not a qualifier
if you disagree, block me
"whats the point of transitioning if you aren't dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch
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sathona · 1 year
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i will never EVER forget that narwhal exists because of this post:
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wanting to fuck the siberian is actually more boring than wanting to fuck narwhal cause you have to be a special kind of horny to remember narwhal even exists
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sathona · 1 year
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sketch dump
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sathona · 1 year
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In solidarity with famous writers cpericardium and henghost and Chartic and TheSleepingKnight I will continue to not write.
Going forward I will no longer be illustrating sex scenes, nudity, or any kind of physical intimacy because I feel it is unnecessary in this space. Fidelity in my real-life relationships, especially with my partner @xbritomartx, is more important to me than big, dripping, musky dong
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sathona · 1 year
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Genuine question, why would Eidolon as a character be improved by being a woman? It's been years since I read Worm, so I'm fuzzy on the details of his arc, but I don't remember it heavily involving gender or sexuality.
Oh, no I just think in general most characters can be improved by being female. I think women can and should be forgiven for a lot more things than men.
Consider:
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sathona · 1 year
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you ... said it  was lesbian erasure to say “This wouldn’t be homophobic if the character wasn’t a lesbian,” I said that making Amelia a guy would solve the problems with writing Amelia as a predatory lesbian.
How do you reconcile these two statements? You paint me as falsely accusing you of erasure and then in the very next paragraph, you confidently endorse said erasure! Do I need to explain the definition to you? The solution to problematic queer characters is not to simply make them straight. That’s just erasure. And, say it with me now, queer erasure is bad. There you go, good boy. Oh btw, editing sath here, the reason i went "on a rant" about wildbow was to um, provide context and support for my point? dunno if youve ever done that before though, the concept may be foreign to you since youre so obviously used to just spewing shit out of your mouth
Failing-to-go-to-sleep thought: A lot of the problems with Amelia Dallon would be solved if she had been Andrew Dallon. Andy wouldn't be a predatory lesbian or anything, he'd just be a dick.
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