finally working on some new stuff >:) this blog shall return soon...

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

psst you. yeah, you, you villain enjoyer

one time i watched megamind and found myself imagining a version of the movie where roxanne accidentally got the superpowers and megamind fell for her while training her to use them.

then i went and wrote a book about it.

VILLAIN COMPLEX is a megamind-inspired hero x villain romance. After killing the hero Storm Warning, Julian a.k.a. Citadel learns that the hero's powers have passed on to an ordinary woman named Charotte. The leader of Julian's villain team wants the power stolen from her, but Julian is convinced he can persuade her to join the villains.

He pretends to be connected to the dead hero and offers to train her, but it doesn't take long for him to get swept up in her fierce determination and unrelenting kindness. And as his two identities threaten to collide, he's forced to reassess all the choices that let him down his current path.

VILLAIN COMPLEX comes out July 1st, and you can preorder a copy at a discount right now by donating to my Indiegogo 💜

i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

& Then a weird guy appear

my pet mold spore

No one knows the real identity of the hospital's Plague Saint is seventeen-year-old Winter Pierce. No one knows she's a fraud. And no one knows she's a killer.

While floods and heat waves devastate the southern lands, the northern cities face blizzards and deadly plagues. Up until two weeks ago, the Plague Saint of Devil's Pass was a real doctor. But when Winter learned he planned to let her mother die, she confronted him. And killed him. The death was an accident, but taking his place to save lives was a choice.

Then, Winter is forced to kill again to save her brother. Her double life, already doomed to fail, is complicated further when her assistant insists on tracking down the murderer. Attempting to cover her tracks leaves Winter tangled in a political web. All the while, people are getting sicker, and trying to find the cure leads her to an enemy far more dangerous than she is.

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Hey kids, wanna read a book where a girl sees a corrupt, oppressive government and goes "hey, is anyone gonna kill those guys?" and not even wait for an answer? Winter loves solving problems with fire and killing dudes by giving them Every Disease At Once.

This book was one of my biggest stories on Wattpad, and I'm finally taking the leap into self-publishing. The book is pretty much done, I'm just doing some final edits, and technically I have everything I need to publish. But I would love to be able to afford some more advertising and potentially be able to commission artists to do some extra merch and promote the story!

The $5 donation tier comes with a copy of the eBook upon release, so it essentially functions as a 50% off preorder!

the microsoft word grammar checker just doesn't understand my artistic vision

Customer: NICKNAME: PRONOUNCED ARRON DMV: THREATENING (NAME ISNT AARON) Verdict: ACCEPTED

desperately need this to reach my target audience (people who know about random species of starfish)

p.s. this is available in my redbubble and other shops, link in pinned

having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

we've hit that part of the wip gang

im a bit jealous of the social life the birds hanging out on the power lines seem to have.

nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back