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rollmarishative · 4 days

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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

#living life in an animal crossing house

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rollmarishative · 4 days

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one time when i was nine my mum accidentally bought me vampire porn books because they were mistakenly placed in the kids section at tk maxx and she just saw fantasy themed covers and thought i'd like them. i got 3 chapters in, learned about 6 synonyms for the word penis and then dropped the entire 9 book box set in my mum's room whilst telling her i wasn't really sure they were for me.

iirc, she's still got the box set hidden away somewhere.

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

#so did i read them?#yes #was i supposed to?#no #was my mum mortified and very apologetic?yes #is this hilarious? absolutely #imagine a tiny 9 year old in tinkerbell pyjamas snuggled up in a rose printed quilt just making the most disgusted faces #i thought they were fighting at first because i was certain that “sword” and “length” meant #yknow #an actual sword #but alas then i realised #min speaks

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rollmarishative · 4 days

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Iconic, tbh.

#THATS HER DADBROTHERCOMPANION #genuinely me too louis #iwtv

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rollmarishative · 5 days

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everyone go vote so i don't have to go to war thanks x

#genuinely the most FUCKED UP policy proposal #just imagining rishi sunak and his stooges stood around huffing coke in a westminster bathroom like #“okay so we've destabilised the middle east #and now the middle east is unstable. what do we do #“#and rishi with his massive adidas sponsored brain just goes “throw some teenage cannon fodder at the problem”!#because surely there will be a loophole so none of his rich mates' kids will have to go #uk politics #uk election #rishi sunak

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rollmarishative · 7 days

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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rollmarishative · 10 days

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So there's going to be a general election

There is going to be a general election in the UK on the 4th July.

You can register to vote here. It should take five minutes. ⬇⬇⬇

You will be asked for your national insurance number, but you can still register if you don't have one. Your national insurance number will be on any payslips or tax forms if you're not sure what it is.

If you are voting in person, you will need photo ID. If you do not have photo ID, you can apply for a Voter Authority Certificate FOR FREE. To apply, you'll need a recent digital photo of yourself and proof of your identity.

Apply for a Voter Authority Certificate here ⬇⬇⬇

If you are unable to vote in person, you can apply for a postal vote HERE or apply for a proxy vote (where someone else votes on your behalf) HERE,

#i cannot stress how important this is if you are living in the uk #get out there and exercise your right to vote!!!

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rollmarishative · 21 days

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