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ringsofsatire · 23 days

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Futaba thirst post #1

I mean seriously

Tell me you wouldn't have a piece of that

#i'd like a taste of her strawberries if you catch my drift #anime #persona 5 #futaba sakura #persona #i mean it's fair to assume she doesn't have much of a figure #but those hips man #those thighs #that v #that cleavage #asdfghjkl #gott im himmel #good thing people can't read these tags cause if they could #satire

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ringsofsatire · 27 days

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The irony of Kamoshida being such a well-written villain

on one hand, it is so incredibly easy to hate Kamoshida because he is convincingly written as selfish, spiteful, and very deliberate in how he hurts the characters you care about, including a numerous minors. he is completely shameless and hateful in the way he gratifies himself through abuse of power, and that is one of the very few things i just cannot forgive

on the other hand, if I were in the position where the only thing keeping me from getting into close physical contact with shiho or ann or maybe kasumi or even hotter girls was my own conscience...

My legal counsel has advised me that I should not finish the above thought.

#not in a rapy way #i mean in a funny anime way #maybe a quick peek while theyre showering or something #or like maybe if one of them had a crush on me #id let them just a little bit #like #grind on me #and thats if i couldnt enter my own palace #if i could have my way with their cognitive versions #hoo boy #asdfghjkl #holy hell i am getting the vapours just thinking about it #persona 5 #anime #hornyposting #lewd #satire

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ringsofsatire · 27 days

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Twitter threads on AI art be like

"Hey guys! We at Service Corp have discovered a way to make our business model more economically efficient by incorporating certain aspects of algorithmic content generation. We may pass some of this productivity on to the end user or the art community, but more realistically, it will just serve mostly to enrich people inside our corporate bubble and shift things in such a way that inconveniences some people to the benefit of others. Thank you."

"I will kill you."

"I don't understand Twitter user, surely the marginal disadvantaging of certain artists and the ephemeral alleged theft of "creativity" does not outweigh the benefits which AI art poses to society as a whole?"

"No, artists have the ontological right to make millions a month drawing furry porn and anything that gets in the way of that is a moral catastrophe. Fuck you"

"But you can make AI images of anything! Anything at all!"

"Even... anime girls???"

"Yes."

"Even...le kawaii shoujo waifus??? Like from my favouriteist anime Sailor Moon??? wearing less clothing than they would typically have on, or even none at all?????"

"Indeed, sire."

"Please put me down for 50"

#certain dishonest intents regarding #usagi tsukino #from classic anime #sailor moon #involving specifically the insides of her loins #and what may become momentarily visible during the transformation sequence in the absence of the visual effect #to put it mildly #i have a something of a physical interest in the fair maiden #anime #anime art #anime thighs #anime tiddies #choice ass #anime fanart #twitter #breaking bad #artists on tumblr #twitter art #satire

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ringsofsatire · 28 days

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Kris x Susie is so funny cause its like

"hey FREAK what are you staring at? are you staring at my TITS huh? my giant mauve perky teenaged reptile milkers?"

"..."

"wow that is PATHETIC AS FUCK i ought to cut your cock off. only i bet youd like that huh. freak"

"..."

"as IF id ever sleep with you. god youre gross. and you smell."

"..."

"ok MAYBE im kind of into it. okay fine i guess ill take all my clothes off. and i want you to touch my tender insides please. idiot moron"

"*mounts her like a dog in heat and buries face in her heaving nubile chest*"

#kris x susie #dark horse #i swear there is a word for this #tsundere #i guess #noelle x kris x susie x ralsei #is even funnier because it's like #hey you guys all have different traits and idiosyncracies #and im attracted to all of them #lets smash #inconvenient attraction #deltarune #humor #shipping #satire

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ringsofsatire · 28 days

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Normalise reclaiming bullshit downtime with lewd thoughts

Normalise gently fantasising about exploring your celeb crush's body while stuck in traffic on the bus

Normalise glazing over during a bullshit meeting and undressing the big booby office waifu with your eyes (NTA her fault for showing so much cleavage (and pokies))

Normalise getting a boner physically aroused when cute thicc white girls walk by in their miniskirts while you wait in line to collect a check

Normalise imagining in vivid yet tasteful detail what it would be like to lift up their skirts and unbutton their blouses and unfasten their pastel coloured underthings and feel their bright hair falling over your shoulders and forgetting about the check you were there to pick up

Normalise entering a state of maladaptive daydreaming because youve never had sex and the thought of losing yourself with them is almost too much to bear

mmmngh

#works for me #dont look at me like that were all thinking it i just said it #and if you werent thinking it youre just a lame prude and you suck #oh no it's the horny police... and it looks like they have a “dead or alive” warrant #get it like the porn game. haha. but senran kagura is better #jorking it #hornyposting #normalize nudity #normalize this #normalization #blog #thoughts #porn addict #sad lonely existence #lewd #reclaim

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ringsofsatire · 1 month

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JESSE!

Jesse what the HELL are you looking at??

it's ai generated hentai mistah white it's like, made by a computer yo

GodDAMN it jesse you absolute blithering idiot, how many times have i told you now you CANNOT consume ai generated content, it is literally evil and putting artists out of business

idk mistah white it's made by the computer based on internal simulations and shit yo, like it's not just copying source material it's using internal processing to create an original asset, bitch

jesse for pete's sake, need i remind you that ai art is creating unfair competition for artists and will lead to a world where true art does not exist? if this trend continues, not only will there only be soulless ai art left in the world, but the artists themselves will be completely unable to find work.

but mistah white i never really fw the concept of "art" yo i just enjoyed what i enjoyed this whole time. and anyway yo i dont really care what happens to artists anyway, theyre all smug perverts and most of them make thousands a week, if anything regular people should be able to get art for cheaper

that's IT jesse, i have had it up to here with your chicanery. if you continue beating your meat to ai generated loli hentai i will be forced to take away your computer privileges until you can learn to behave yourself.

im sorry mr white, i need this... in allah's name i commend you unto the earth from which you came, bitch

#JESSE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE #JESSE I AM TRAPPED IN THE TAGS JESSER #GOD DAMN YOU JESSE YOU MISERABLE JUNKIE COOMER #breaking bad #hentai #anime #artwork #drawing #lewd #hornyposting

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ringsofsatire · 1 month

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so uh

so what's the ettiquette exactly where ladies' provocative pictures on here are concerned

i only ask because often the impure thoughts i get when they come across my dash are too much to fight and certain indecent things happen shortly afterward

i get the impression that this may be frowned upon

im really sorry :(

#lewd #glamour #boudoir #sorry owlberta #naughty pictures on tumbler dot com #handholding fantasy #straight “jorking it”#nude #lingerie #fashion #edging #gooning #mogging #beauty #jorking it

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ringsofsatire · 1 month

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me in 2018: consuming and making deltarune lewds, wondering what is so compelling about the premise of these characters in particular having _relations_

me since then: checks out senran kagura, evangelion, persona, and other such sterling works of japanese art

me in 2024: consuming and making deltarune lewds, beginning to figure out what may be so compelling about the premise of these characters in particular having relations

#deltarune #lewd #hornyposting #japan #seriously deltarune r34 is something else #actually persona 4 lewds tend to be pretty strong #and that's not to mention the incredible experience of reading evangelion doujins and watching senran s2 #rule 34 #ralsei rule 63 #noelle x kris x susie x ralsei

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ringsofsatire · 1 month

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me normally: persona fans are creepy as hell, im one of the good ones

me seeing ann in her bikini: meow meow meow

me seeing rise in her bikini: MEOW MEOW MEOW

me seeing futaba in her bikini: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#persona 5 #persona 4 #drawing #anime #idk if it's “problematic”#i have needs ok #i would literally take dozens of lives to make futaba my wife and i am only slightly exaggerating #futaba sakura #ann takamaki #rise kujikawa #anime girls #beach episode #zerking off #swimwear

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