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Hazbin Hotel is a show (I think)
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Charlie: I made marshmallow us!
Charlie: Here's marshmallow Husk. He has his arms crossed because he's annoyed at all the other marshmallows.
Charlie: What do you think?
Husk, choking up: It's fine.
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Husk, drunk: I'm gonna win you a million teddy bears.
Angel: I want a billion teddy bears!
Husk: Well, that's a little unrealistic.
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Charlie: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating.
Charlie: Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Cherri: Hey, I love you.
Sir Pentious: Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!
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Blitz: Hey, Loony, I added you to the group chat. Why didn't you accept?
Loona, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.
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Angel, coming down from a really bad trip: I just saw a trillion different versions of reality folding into each other like thin sheets of metal forming a single blade.
Husk: Yeah, yeah, The Time Knife. We've all seen it.
#source: the good place#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#incorrect quotes
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Charlie, getting dressed for a party or something: Hey, Vaggie? I can't reach my back. Can you help me tie this up?
Vaggie, under her breath: Thank you, Lord.
Charlie: You can just keep calling me Charlie, thanks.
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-just fought off a horde of exorcists-
Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.
Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*
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Vaggie, pointing at the kitchen: Good lord! What is happening in there?!
Angel, trying to keep her from seeing the fire: Aurora borealis?
Vaggie:
Vaggie: Aurora borealis?
Vaggie: In Hell?
Vaggie: Localized entirely within our kitchen?
Angel: Yes.
Vaggie:
Vaggie, suddenly curious: May I see it?
Angel: ...No.
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Alastor, trapping the gang in an escape room: Vagatha, as usual, nothing but complete and total focus!
Vaggie, scouring every square-inch of the room like her life depends on it: You're not getting a fucking joke out of me until you let me out of this room!!
#I like to think that Vaggie is secretly the most obsessively competive one there#source: game changer#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#vaggie#alastor the radio demon#incorrect quotes
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Vaggie, imitating Angel: I'm Angel. I mock others to distract myself from the emptiness inside.
Angel: That's fair. That's a fair hit.
#source: the good place#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#vaggie#angel dust#incorrect quotes
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Alastor, on the radio: And now I'm going to read Angel Dust's social security number out loud.
Vaggie: And we're not going to censor it, because buyer fucking beware on anyone who tries to steal Angel Dust's identity.
Angel: Yeah, good luck with my credit score.
Vaggie: You would be inheriting a level of debt that would make even Charlie go "Okay, man. After a certain point, this is your fault!"
Angel: [WHEEZE]
#I don't think they have SSN in Hell but shhhh#source: breaking news#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#alastor the radio demon#vaggie#angel dust#incorrect quotes
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