no mom you don't understand me, i listened to my chemical romance once and i started talking in tongues. you literallý̸̰̉ d̸̩͌̏͋͠o̷̪̺̺̩͔͂̀͒n̴̫͕͇̼͑̽͊͒̐́̈́͝'̷̛̰̱̲̰͔́͆̓̈t̷̖̦͙̥̣͈̝͇̾̉̿̋̌̈͜ ü̶̢͚̺̤̪̫̖̮͚͆͐̍̐͂̊̇͘͘n̶̡̢̮͎̺̤͙̝̤̲̆̔̃͗̈́̽͝d̵̨̜̯͆͐͐͛̅͆͋̓̓̈́̈́͆̈́̒̈́̔̿́́͠e̶̢̛̱̦̣͚̣͎͔͉̗͓̥̜̙̰̖̗̊ͅr̸͎̺͑͛̃̈́̈̈̎͗̈́̄̏̅͋͜͝ş̶̨̪̺̮̤̘̖͔̯͍̯̲̦̹͉̎͋̿̀̑͆́t̷̡̥̟̯̘͔̣̖̠̤̣͖̞͑́̐̃̀̉̑a̷̢̛̟̳͉̱̤̺̳̤͇̮̖̱̠͚͈͐̾͛̆̈́̉̓̏̆̐̎̾͛̑͠͝ͅn̶̢̨͚͕̪̜̤̹̯͍̦̱̙̞̟̮̜̭͓̣̈̐́̆͋̽͌̃̓̄̅̐͗̀́͊̍̾̒͝͝͝͝d̶̗̟̟̜͍̤͂̓̆̑̀̄͛͌̆̅͝ ḿ̷̨͎̗͖̮̳̝͇̳̼̯̣̮̹̣̤̥̲̏͘e̶̢̡̠͍̱͓̻̖̱̹̺̱͉̥̰̗̠̖̠̳̳̪̱͒̄̓͌̂̐̌̔̋̃̌̐̿́̒̿͐̑̐̓.̴̨̡͖͇̭̫̫̳͙̞̟̰̻̙̆̿͂͐̓̏͆̄̌͑̒͜͝ͅ

what came first the daddy or the chill

giving my regards through the transparent glass

who's idea was it to make the words kill and kiss so similar i'm getting confused

hot school girl out for my blood. time to fuck my boyfriend

piñata but you throw them at the batter instead. don't wait for them, bring the fight to them

man i wonder what ridiculously terrifying series of events lead the hargreeves to discover ben's power

i'm so tired i just tried to pull up the lyrics to a creo song for a solid four minutes

"HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WOULD YOU BE a fucking failure"

-my dad at one point probably

what if i wanna keep my venom??? and my pills????? no you don't deserve my hopeless heart its mine go away

i don't know if i'm the only one who thinks this but twin skeletons (hotel in NYC) by fall out boy is literally hotel oblivion

children should NOT be served with risotto

finger guns but i have little guns on my fingertips as well, yee fucking haw, wild card motherfuckers

what actually pains me is that Gun. is not in number 1 or 3

my school bus and its daily brawl stars tournaments taught me to pronounce wifi as weefee and is usually followed by hardcore italian swearing