Ive had a lot of Eds. Ortho, Arfid, Mia etc etc
My two main ones are binge and Ana.
I don’t look like either. I never have and I don’t think I ever will.
I think this is some form of punishment from a past life.
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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