man i feel like Frank Herbert would love the new Dune movies because the audience are proving him right - the number of edits i've seen of Paul on tiktok with thousands (if not millions!) of likes and comments just talking about how awesome and cool and epic Paul is. Like, the point went RIGHT over the heads of so many people (and in many ways that's the point of the books themselves)

today, the Moon Above decrees:

"Love one another above all else, but stamp out hate at all costs"

(If you're interested in joining the Cult of Silken-Spun Luna, let me know! I'm her high priestess and special special girl)

today, the divine moon-maiden Luna says:

"magic is real, so do a tarot reading or learn about tarot"

and she decrees:

"i am the magic all around you, and engaging in the world is engaging with me"

today, the moon-goddess Luna says:

"Create something beautiful today in my name"

and laid down the doctrine:

"To create is to be one with the Goddess, and to create is to make the world beautiful"

(Anybody who is interested in joining the Cult of Silken-Spun Luna, or wants to know more, let me know! I'm her high priestess and special special girl)

i'm starting a cult who wants to join?

i'm the high priestess of the moon-goddess luna and it's for anyone other then men (except men who would like to be consensually ritually sacrificed to consecrate the world)

the goddess speaks to me daily btw because i'm her special girl

"I would get cancelled instantly if I had social media" -one of my middle schoolers

on my way to set the record for "most first-time poster of an unbelievably down bad yet enormously based tumblr tag" tbh

i.think i suffered a minor case of serious brain damage

update these bitches need THERAPY oh my GOD, one of my students got a buzz and his friends are calling him "one month man" and that's not even the most out of pocket shit from TODAY

my (MIDDLE SCHOOL) students say the most out of pocket shit sometimes istfg

the other day an 8th grader had a hairbrush with a stylus attachment (strange combination but sure) and called them her "large and small dildo"

guys i just turned 1 year old. time to amp up the autism.

my dad wrote lynda carter's will and she called him handsome (he has remembered that for years, it's one of his proudest moments)

Actually I'll never forgive Punk Rave and Killstar and fast fashion brands for tricking people into thinking that being goth or punk or emo is expensive. Babygirl the only goth brand names you need to know are Rit, Good Will, Etsy, and Studs and Spikes, we used to shove safety pins through our ears and then they started selling earrings that look like safety pins for 15.99. We used to dye thrifted wedding dresses black and they started selling gothic gowns for 300 bucks. We used to put studs on boots we found in the back of the good will and they started making Demonias. DIY or die wasn't perfect it can be exclusionary to disabled people but whatever the fuck we've got going on right now is so much worse. It's not any more inclusive to the disabled and it is exclusionary to the people who made punk, to the people who made goth, to the people who made emo. If you've got the funds and you don't want to do diy pay someone else to do it for you but please let it be a small artist or a friend not some guy in a suit who's made it his business to gentrify punk. You can turn flats into platforms with flipflops, hotglue and gumption don't let anyone tell you different.

guys i got a blahaj i'm really transed gender

the pictionary prompt was "maze" and we got Terry the Minotaur out of it! he is in utter anguish

to me, digital citizenship means traumatizing each amd every one of you

eatin' bears or barely eatin', amirite or amirite? *daps you up so hard i explode into one million pieces of confetti*

imagine if we said "fna freddy's" like we say "tgi Friday's"