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just rambling
ngl personally I like my scars and weird traits, it's like a character design thing for me, I would be a recognizable character design wise even if it's not the most appealing. ngl I find it kinda upsetting that my mom always tries to edit out my scars or make my teeth "normal" or wants to completely get rid of my tooth gap in pictures, none of these things are flaws as far as I'm concerned, I'm happy with how I look, and none of it is even noticeable really.
Its a weird feeling, I like how I look but I don't like how other people perceive me or think of how I look, I just want to be me without someone telling me to smile with my mouth shut or cover the weird blobby scar on my forehead. I just want to exist as me with all my weird traits and not have people act like I should hide anything that isn't perfect, as humans were going to be weird and flawed, so why act like we all have to look perfect?
I'm currently dealing with braces and my mom is obsessed with making my teeth "finally look normal" I'm happy that two aren't crooked anymore but I don't want to get rid of the gap entirely, it doesn't feel as horrible as everyone tells me it should feel, I feel like it's just one of my traits, it doesn't effect me, it isn't horrible, it's just me.
Sorry for kinda just ranting but I just needed to say it, nobody should care if a tooth gap is weirdly big or if someone has kinda weird acne or stress scars (ngl I have no idea where the forehead scar even came from its just kinda there) it's just a people thing, shit happens
#ramblings#Rambling#self image#rant? kinda?#Seriously scars shouldn't be judged#Scars literally just happen sometimes#It's not like I chose this#Humans are flawed#and thats okay
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GUESS WHO RANDOMLY RE FIXATED ON AN OLD IDEA!
So, that rise TMNT amphibia au, think I called it rise of amphibia or something? That! Specifically when it gets to the part where raph and Mikey finally reunite
Unlike Sasha, raph genuinly thinks this is a peace negotiation and an innocent party, while grime is scheming behind his back to kill hop pop,
I can absolutely see sprig being jealous that Mikey has another sibling sense in this au by now Mikey is HIS brother, then suddenly this HUGE SPIKEY HULKING MONSTER SHOWS UP WITH THE TOAD ARMY, STANDING NEXT TO CAPTAIN GRIME! and Mikey is just like "RAAAPH!" and leaps into a tackle hug, meanwhile raph is fully prepared to adopt his little brothers second family.
The first half of the episode plays out fairly similar, although instead of raph insisting on being alone with Mikey, its grime insisting raph and Mikey catch up
Grime "you two catch up on what you've missed, I'm sure you have many stories to tell, I'll 'deal' with the frogs."
Raph "You sure there grime? You ain't really the best with... face man stuff- raph can help out if-"
Grime "nonono! You deserve some proper family time, besides, I'm sure... I wanna say minni? Would love a tour of your new room!"
Mikey"Say what-"
Raph "I mean, a little brotherly time wouldn't hurt-" (he probably really wants to be alone with Mikey just to make sure he's ok real quick but also doesn't fully trust grime to run what he thinks is a peace thing yet)
The part at the frog party with sprig finding out its a trap plays out as normal, meanwhile with raph and Mikey, raph is full on babying Mikey, pestering him on if he's ok, what happened while he was alone, probably freaking out when he hears about the tax collectors breaking Mikey's arm that one time and planning a VERY stern talking too for them, while Mikey is asking why raph is even with the toads when "they are literally known for being jerks!"
Mikey actually does need to use the bathroom or something when he tries to leave the room, but unlike with Anne, the door is actually locked, raph didn't do it, and they realized they've been locked in
CUE RAPH RAMMING DOWN THE DAMN DOOR!
the brothers head down to the party, the toads assuming raph knows the situation sense he's literally the luetrnnant, entering the banquet room where the frogs are freaking out and the toads are blocking them in
"WHATS GOIN ON IN HERE!?" "oooo you're in for it now! Get em lieutenant raph!" They leave the room, raph is very confused "no actually what's happenin? This was just supposed to be a party and then a negotiation!"
Sprig very much doesn't belive that raph is clueless and has deemed the giant spikey man evil.
Raph is guessing grime in fact did go behind his back and use the kill hop pop plans instead of actually fixigg tge frog opression issue, informing the frogs on what grime wants to do and that they need to get out, and of course the frogs are freaking out at the execute hop pop thing,
Mikey suggests they go through the sewers after trying to tell one eyed wally no bombing (wally still thinks yes bombing) "just like home!" The frogs are disgusted while for raph and Mikey things almost seem normal for a bit other than the sewer monster down there,
Acedentally get captured
"Ah lieutenant Raphael, always playing bog jump while everyone else is playing flipwart. I know you wanted peace but that simply isn't going to happen, the toads have ruled over the valley for generations, and will continue to do so once that pesky little frog is gone!"
Instead of making Mikey and raph fight, Mikey has to fight grime himself, sense raph refuses to hurt his brother, though raph probably tries to butt in once Mikey looks like he's losing (possibly grime causes the scar on raph? That or he butted in at the worst time so Mikey acedentally stabbed him) Mikey manages to defeat grime and demands he hold up his end if the deal to spare hop pop, and if course grime tries to just throw hop pop anyway, but right then wally's boom shrooms go off!
Grime falls off the tower while raph and Mikey try to get everyone down tge stairs safely, raph and Mikey try to discuss a plan while the tower crumbles, raph not wanting to leave Mikey, but also not wanting to abandon grime, even after this betrayal raph probably has at least seen some good in grime, plus he might need to prevent future crimes, Mikey convinces raph he'll be ok on his own, and with that, raph nods, then jumps off the tower.
Grime is at the edge of the woods with his small band of deserters, looking utterly lost, when a disturbingly large hand is placed on his shoulder, looking up, it's raph, who looks stern and dissapointed, like a parent about to give a lecture, before smiling, patting grime on the shoulder, before the team enters the woods, raph turning to nod a goodbye to Mikey, grime just sort of staring between them for a moment, before they fully leave.
Mikey waves goodbye enthusiastically with a wide smile, until raph is out of sight, and the smile becomes a bit more sad, small tears pricking his eyes
Sprig "you ok mikey?"
Mikey "yup! Totally.... fi.." He cuts himself off with a damn fountin of tears "aaAAAA I MISS HIM ALREADYYYY"
The little hug and fade out
Then the little bit at the fountain and the end of season 1
DIDNT MEAN TO WRITE AN ENTIRE EPISODE LAYOUT BUT EY IT HAPPENED! ifk why this su popped up again but oh god I was trying to figure out what was gonna happen with raph for way too long! But he fits so well for strength!
The story definitely changes a lot using Mikey, raph, and Donnie instead of the girls, but I think it still mostly works ^-^ plus it's just fun to think about
#rise tmnt#rise of the tmnt#Tmnt#Amphibia#Rise au#Rise tmnt au#Crossover au#Writing dump#Episode plot#Rise of amphibia#?#Amphibia au
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guess who's grandparents just sinned againts pizza again? They keep dipping fucking pepperoni pizza in sweetened ice tea!
... why-
i just witnessed my grandpa put watermelon on pizza-
like, if he likes it ok, I'm just severely weirded out by the idea of watermelon on pepperoni pizza-
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boops end
Midnight has struck and the boop has ended, it was an honor booping with all of you, even if I never even see any of your profiles again 🫡
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If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes
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The boop will go down in tumbler history on the positive side I'm calling it now
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my dumbass keeps acedentally following and unfollowing people instead of booping cause somehow I pressed the wrong button
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the boop
I barely interact on tumbler sense I get way too anxious to actually interact with anybody
But omg after the boop started on my end I've just been excitedly booping people I like like a silent "HEY YOURE COOL!" Or "I LIKE YOUR STUFF!"
#I swear I feel like when a cat baps you then runs away#I swear half the people on here are so cool#Boop#the boopening
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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
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Object oc doodle dump
Once again remembered to exist! And decided to post two of my object oc's, motorbike helmet and his adopted son skeleton key!
motorbike helmet is around his mid 30's, while skeleton key is about 16,
Motorbike helmet found skeleton key abandoned in an alleyway and decided this child was his now, he's been a loving and protective father ever sense.
Motorbike helmet does own a motorcycle and dresses like a punk biker, but he's actually just an average mechanic, he just likes the punk aesthetic, skeleton key has a similar fashion sense, though his includes a bit more jewelry compared to his dad.
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GREETINGS! i forgot i existed, anyway, i fell back into my object obsession! Aaaand instantly traumatized the first guy I made-
More objects will show up in the future as I'm currently redesigning pocket watch and added more experiments to the laboratory he's from, but for now have the first drawings I did of pocket watch, cappy, and a bit of grandfather clock ^-^
Didn't feel like getting everything but here's some zoomed in bits below plus lore
pocket watch and cappy are actually from around 1851, haven't figured out cappy's job but pocket watch was a watch maker, and worked for a family business with his older brother (who I still have to draw)
Pocket watch was fairly adventurous, and liked to go on expeditions after work or on the weekends, often convincing friends to join him on his adventurous
This was all fine until one day pocket watch severely fucked up, wanting to explore a dungeon that was rumored to be haunted.
It was actually haunted. And the ghost wasn't a merciful one.
Cappy died and pocket watch was severely injured, captured and experimented on by grandfather clock, who managed to make pocket watch immortal, no matter how many times he dies he just comes back, permanently stuck the way he was when grandfather clock got to him, his injuries will never heal, he will never age, he will never change physically.
Pocket watch definitely wasn't sane by the time he escaped the lab, plus was left with a lot of regret.
I will save the finer details future posts, I already have a redesign and other experiments from the laboratory in progress! Plus sone lore ^-^
Little bit of lore at the end >:3
#Osc#osc art#object show art#Objects#Pocket watch#Art#Drawing#Doodles#Barely existed and I've already Traumatized this man#Object character
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the worst version of this is specifically changing only one characters gender in a fanfic just to make the ship straight
This is definitely an unpopular opinion
But something really rubs me the wrong way about folks taking fictional characters and deciding they use different Pronouns than what they're referred to with in canon
Don't get me wrong
I'm all for representation, and self projecting, and headcanons that make you as an individual feel good
I have nothing against transing your blorbos gender
But
Every time I see it, it's always done in a way that's disrespectful, or on characters where I feel their canon gender presentation is really important with their experience and personality
Both are usually accompanied with a complete mischaracterization or erasure of other important parts of the character
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HE HAS SNORTED
PONMIII
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bad dnd game idea
so, a dnd campaign, but it's framed as an object show, the dm is the host, and each player instead of picking a race will pick an item, ranging from household items, weapons, possibly even low level magic items if the dm wants to risk it. (dm and players will probably have to agree on what stats someone playing as an object would have)
you could go the route of actually playing it like an object show, eliminating players until the last one is left, or add in some extra drama, like maybe the show is hiding something, or just scrap the show all together and just play a dnd campaign as an adventurers inventory gained sentience.
#dnd#ttrpg#idea#object show#object shows#bad ttrpg idea#bad rpg ideas#ngl playing dnd as a bag of holding would be stupidly funny
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just a little blurb as i figure out the ninja turtles in amphibia au
ok i just realized, around season 3 Polly is gonna need access to someone who actually has tech knowledge while in Newyork, but ally and jess aren't exactly an option, leading to an idea that will probably go horribly wrong for Polly,
Polly seeks help from the purple dragons to put frobo back together again, probably resulting in them using frobo to break into some big tech corporation or something sense the mans got friken lazer cannons and brute strength that rivals Raph. plus frobo himself is interdimensional technology so he's also a pretty good thing to try and take, even if he is just a broken head.
why she doesn't ask Donnie? he's stuck in amphibia right now of course! plus Mikey and Leo don't know how to work with tech so they aren't really options.
#rise of the tmnt#amphibia#au#rise tmnt#polly#polly plantar#frobo#the purple dragons#purple dragons#crossover#crossover au#ngl mikey gonna be absolutely pissed when he realizes what happened#this is like#the third time those dang highschoolers have manipulated his family into crime
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YOU FOOL!
THEY WANT YOUR BRAIN! SPECIFFICALLY FOR THE GOOD CHEMICALS! THE LIVER AND PANCREAS ARE SIMPLY A BONUS!!!
THERE IS NO ESCAPE, THE PORN BOTS ARE COMING FOR US ALL!
The porn bots are after us. Its a matter of time they find out where we live, they want our livers to make secret juice
#THE PORN BOTS ARE COMING!#there is no escape#its only a matter of time until they get their happy chemicals.
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i think it's a very different organ the porn bots want XD
The porn bots are after us. Its a matter of time they find out where we live, they want our livers to make secret juice
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