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U20 ubers headcanons!

tagging: @milaisreading @pathetic-party @pistatsia

ABDI

full name: Roble Warsame Abdi

age: 18

birthplace: Turin, Italy

CANALI

has one big sister and two little twin sisters

unsurprisingly, he is the best with children amongst all ubers members

the gymbro of the group. he is often at the gym during his free time - and has like 10 different protein shakes recipes

he also builds lego sets as a hobby

he sometimes helps in his aunt's restaurant when he has free time

the (negative) braincell of the abdidragoricco trio

full name: Ivan Canali

age: 18

birthpace: Venice, Italy

DRAGO (3)

has one younger brother

he comes from a family of fishmongers

wdym venetian dialect is not standard italian

worst car driver ever. however he can drive boats pretty well

he never went on a gondola in his life -that's stuff for tourists- but he knows all the gondolieri

despite their different backgrounds, he and peron get along quite well

full name: Enea Drago

age: 19

birthplace: Turin, Italy

DRAGO (5)

achille's older twin brother - his birthday comes first because he was born a little before midnight

the ubers team captain. a chill but reliable guy

he drinks at least one energy drink per day (mango monster is his favourite)

he sleeps only 3 hours per night

lorenzo's best friend and the one who talked to him first when lorenzo arrived at ubers

he can draw and he was the one who designed lorenzo's tattoo

full name: Achille Drago

age: 19

birthplace: Turin, Italy

PERON

enea's younger twin brother - his birthday is a day later than his brother's because was born shortly after midnight

his hair is soft and silky but he really really hates when people try to touch them

he seriously considered getting a buzzcut but then he settled for the man bun

he is very quick to anger, but his rage outbursts usually don't last long

he is a huge film buff and watches a different movie almost every night. he likes live actor films and animated ones equally

the bad ideas enabler of the abdidragoricco trio

full name: Livio Maria Peron

age: 16

birthplace: Padua, Italy

he's an only child

the youngest member of the u20 ubers regulars and the unofficial mascotte

RICCO

his family is quite well off

his parents are quite the helicopter ones

he can play the violin (because his parents forced him to) and he is also learning opera singing (because his parents forced him to as well)

he really hates his second name and wants to get rid of it as soon as possible

his italian doesn't really have any strong regional accent buy he has a quite noticeable rhotacism

full name: Danilo Ricco

age: 18

birthplace: Salerno, Italy

has one older brother and one younger brother

his father's side of the family is from Foggia

wdym salernitan dialect is not standard italian

his mother sends him large quantities if food (the pacco da giù) every month. yes, even during his stay in the blue lock

he likes all kinds of music, especially indie. when you discover a new singer, mkst likely ricco had already followed him for years. he has a lot of different playlists for different genres and moods

in summer he often helps in his grandparents' farm and he rides the tractor since he was 13

the bad ideas generator of the abdidragoricco trio

LORENZO (bonus hcs)

not a big fan of fruit because he often ate it moldy during his time on the streets - and got really really sick more than once

him and achille drago apply their eye makeup together every morning. at first they found each other by chance, but it quickly became an habit for the two of thdm

#abdidragoricco trio my beloved #Ricco's mom 😭#blue lock #ubers blue lock #don lorenzo #blue lock headcanons

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pistatsia · 2 months

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🥹🥹🥹 Thank you, anon!

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Please talk about what you thought of Ness' backstory🙏🙏🙏

Hiii anon I have answered that here: https://www.tumblr.com/pistatsia/744551246355152896/i-also-wasnt-a-fan-of-ness-backstory-but-would

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I also wasn’t a fan of ness backstory but would love to hear your personal opinions on why you didn’t like it as much?

I HAVE SO FUCKING MUCH TO SAY-

T/w for excessive amount of hate and oversharing lmao

Well, in the beginning I'd like to say that I grown up in some shitty circumstances which resulted in me having some, uhhh, Ness-classical problems so I may be biased here 😭 Rather not "may" but "will". How can I continue to relate to him when he's like that. Like that's not a representation I wanted. Where's emotional deprivation? Where's emotional abuse? Where's his unsuccessful attempts to get his parents and siblings love because no, lol, no 7 yo child will just accept that he's outcast and be ok with that. He should have tried to adjust to them, he should have tried to reach them, satisfy, do at least something for them to care about him BECAUSE THAT'S HOW CHILD PSYCHE WORKS. And where else would he get this people pleasing towards Kaiser if not from the family? Kids need love for survival, it's not optional. It's a need. They can't just say "oh yes my parents and siblings are stupid I'm going to be alone from now on!".

Okay, now in the order.

First of all, we get the scene of Ness mother saying him he should cure his finger himself, even comforting him while saying that with her "chance of you dying from it is incredibly low". Bad words, bad phrasing, bad everything, it's like to say "dentist just gonna use this drill to take your rotting teeth off" to a kid but still - it's not direct scolding or hate. It's bad, but care. And like, yes?? It was quite a normal parental behavior, even if not really sensitive? You can't be near your kid all the time, they should know how to help themselves because one day you WON'T be there for them. It's a normal way of raising a kid if you don't want for him to grow up weak-willed and helpless. Bad way to approach that, but still. She even mentions that he shouldn't bother her with every LITTLE cut - she'd care for him instantly with something serious. Since we get this flashback from Ness from his following age, we can conclude that he still cherishes that memory as something which hurt him deeply and which was incredibly cruel from his mother to say, forming his personality. And that's… At least strange.

I mean, I also have a story when I cut my finger really deep as a 5 yo and my dad said smth like "go and spit on it and don't bother me" but I won't say it was turning point in our relationship lol But it was valuable in addition to all of other fucked up shit. Otherwise I wouldn't have remembered it at all.

I'm not saying that my experience is the only relevant but child's psyche, especially with some predisposing towards anxiety and personality disorders, has basically the same algorithms. Because till the transitional age child is like a clay, not having it's own form yet. He just adjusts to his family and surroundings.

Memories like that are the ones which CAN be turning points but ONLY in addition to other. They can't be, like. Definition of how your relationship were. It's one small insignificant episode.

Reaching the next scene - Ness reading his book and asking his brother and sister AGAIN about some magical something. Do I need to say that any kid would be irritated if their younger sibling will go and whine around about something you don't like, and again again and again when you have not once said that "that's nonsense I don't like"? It's a normal reaction for kids. They're not grown adults to control their each and every action understanding Ness fragile psychology.

Also, I mean- he got that fantasy book from somewhere, right? He is little kid ~6 or 7 yo, I believe there's few ways for kid to get one. Even if it was gifted by his grandparents or family's friends, or taken from the school library, it's not that his parents have teared the pages from this book. He reads it quite calmly, not hiding - and even demonstrates it to his siblings. His parents allowed him to read such books. No one was REALLY against him reading about something he liked. Not understanding, yes, being bad emotionally repressed family, yes, offending him in some way, probably not really caring, but… It's not that bad as Ness tries to show, at least from the side of his mother and siblings.

Secondly - snowman 💀. Lol, Ness, sorry but have you heard about Rin + Sae drama? About Barou and his little sisters because of which he probably has this obsessive compulsive thing with cleanliness? I love my little brother deeply, but for god's sake he was awful as a kid, the type that will put the hand in the fire and in socket just because I said "you can't do it it's dangerous". Even if we really got along despite the different attitude towards us from our parents, we still fought, and screamed, and got scandals over the laptop. It's a normal part of growing up with siblings.

Not just normal, but obligatory.

And… Ness' brother and sister actually tried to get along with him till some point, even if in their own way. They tried to make him fit into their world because somehow, but they loved him, and wanted him to be more or less happy and near them. They couldn't understand his passion for magic, they couldn't realize - but they had their parents as example, and they knew that while two of them fit into their parents world, Ness doesn't. And thus both magic book scenes and snowman one were a normal reaction from young kids - Ness irritated them, being too loud, and speaking some nonsense because of which they couldn't play and research together, all three of them. That wouldn't be a normal reaction from grown ups, but once again - they're kids. Siblings. Destined to ruin each other's things lol

Thirdly - no one with dirty hands should enter the house, go and wash them. ????? How is that even??? Maybe they'll also ask him to take his shoes off in the wardrobe? The cruelty of parents.

His mother even explains him why he should wash the hands before coming in. Like- I don't want to dig into psychology of two-frames character, but she looks incredibly emotionless and deathly tired. She has three kids and work at home for god's sake. And she STILL finds time to explain Ness how sounds and snow works, probably trying to comfort him somehow. She loves him, just as she loves her other kids - she tries to comfort him in her own way.

Should she have had three children if she didn't feel the need to take care of their every issue, including emotional? No. Does she cut down her children and husband when they offend Ness? Also no. Is it possible to understand her? Absolutely yes.

Through his dad indeed is a jerk lol but I feel that he's not really present in the family? It's usually her and Ness and his siblings. Imagine having a full ass house, in which she works full-time, three 5-9 yo one of whom is constantly injuring himself, and with two others probably fucking up their experiments and her work as well without her husband around. Like…

And the fact that Ness doesn't analyze anything at all, placing himself in a victim position not trying to understand that world doesn't revolve around him and other people don't understand him by default and act the way they think is right and good for him, is, uhhh. Note that "understand" doesn't mean "forgive". It's just about a critical view to the world.

Aaand regarding the kainess flashbacks… I can't say anything because it was just bland and stupid.

Overall I got a feeling that this was just lazy writing with cute kids fanservice so we'd be more invested in the last game with PXG. I mean, those scenes with milk, shower and oversleeping? I can imagine there any other pairing in blue lock - nagireo, bachisagi, kunigiri, etc etc etc. There's nothing special, nothing unique for us to actual feel something towards kainess. It's just a template into which familiar faces have been substituted - and totally OOC.

No toxic dynamic, especially the codependent one kainess have, works like THAT at the start. Even at the sugary period when one non-self-aware manipulator instinctively tries to bend other to himself being nice and everything. Ness behavior towards Kaiser also makes no sense - those things are ALWAYS growing from experience. From the need to please your parents, to try to track your every word, walking on a thin ice.

But Ness never shown such things in his flashbacks, never taking back from telling each and everyone about magic and him being a football player. Then where did this attitude got from? Just from loneliness? It still doesn't work like that THIS HIGH like to the level of enduring physical pain and alcohol in the face.

I low-key hope that Ness is unreliable narrator, so we actually DO NOT see the way his real relationship with Kaiser were at this time. We see only memories and impressions, and his memory saving only good from them - thus it may (PLEASE) happen that from Kaiser's POV it will be totally different.

The last thing about kainess I SOMEHOW liked (because I'm sure it wasn't intentional writing from Kaneshiro) is the way Ness reacts to Kaiser choking. Because he pays no reaction to it - and no real friend/lover would react like that for the sight of your dear person suffering. He doesn't care about Kaiser as of Kaiser - the thing I suspected from the beginning but didn't really liked because that's so predictable and dull. He doesn't even know about Kaiser's habit of choking himself. He doesn't really worry about Kaiser - he worries only about his idol, which he doesn't see a human behind. This was a fun thing to think about prior to this chapter because of the potential of angst from Kaiser's side who'd feel how this "love" is synthetic to the core, but I'm not sure I'd love to see this in the manga. But at least this would be yes, realistic, logical and painful, especially in that "Yoichi's magic" and naked king theme.

The only thing I really 100% liked without any whining from my side was that "undescribable feelings/undescribable sadness" frame because lmao 🤝🤝🤝 At least here you get it Ness. This frame is engraved in my memory.

At this point I feel that I dislike backstory not because it was necessary bad or stupid, but because I hate the thought of Ness turning out being so… Flat. So ridiculously touchy, so stubborn for no reason like a ram since a very childhood, so lacking critical thinking skills. So limited, so self-centered (which is visible even in that Kaiser choking himself scene).

Such a completely uninteresting character, predictable and causing only indifference towards himself.

#asks #alexis ness #fuck backstory #michael kaiser #kainess #blue lock analysis #blue lock #I feel lika a failure for seriously analyzing that

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I'VE GOT IT HEAVENS BLESS MERCARI AND PROXY SERVICES I don't have money for delivery yet but the sole thought of him waiting for me in just 7800 km already is a bliss.

Lorenzo official standee. I was blessed. God looked at me from the skies and thought "you suffered long enough, here, it's for you for all of the struggles". I might be dreaming

#don lorenzo #blue lock merch #blue lock #personal

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nonsense

ao3 | T | Charles Chevalier/Julian Loki | 2k

“You still haven’t fit in the base team even after the half of the year,” Loki continues. “To be honest, they can't stand you. Primarily because of your actions and behavior - you know that pretty well yourself-” “So what!” Charles feels his throat constrict and his vision blur. He's- He's angry! Of course he's angry! He's angry, and that's it, and that's all he feels! He doesn't care! “I don’t care about them! If they don't like me, I don't want them, that's all! Nobody cares as long as I'm good on the field!” Stop it, stop it, STOP- “-and that’s the exact reason I took you here,” Loki ends smoothly, ignoring his cries. “For you to find your people.”

That one Charles interview day, revised and expanded.

read on ao3

#julian loki #charles chevalier #bllk fic #blue lock fic #pistatsia writing #bllk #blue lock

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Made some memes

#RIN AND ISAGI ONE #blue lock #blue lock memes

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Lorenzo official standee. I was blessed. God looked at me from the skies and thought "you suffered long enough, here, it's for you for all of the struggles". I might be dreaming

#don lorenzo #blue lock merch #blue lock

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These Itoshi brothers are going to be my end one day.

Every time I'm like, "Yay, I made a sensible theory. I'll stick to it now," these two always whack me out of nowhere. It's like they love to go, "🗣️📢 HELL NAH❗HE-HE-HELL NAH❗"

Anyway, so I was re-reading Rin's part in the LN, and I realised something:

So, after Sae left for Spain, there was a visible decline in the performance of both Rin and their Soccer Youth Club. Rin says it's because he could see the goal path and stuffs, BUT his teammates couldn't and the only person who could match his vision was, of course, Sae.

That's why Rin had to change his playstyle to match that of the Team's. He began passing instead of waiting for a pass and all. Things starts to get better, and the whole team starts to get their glory days back.

There was a line in the LN which goes something like, "The teammates thought they were playing good, but they were actually just playing in strings of Rin's. Rin was controlling everything."

He then goes, "This is tough and Nii-chan was doing this all along? Nii-chan was holding back. That's why he chose to go to Spain, so he can play the way he wants."

See.

THIS

is exactly where my brain started to churn.

So, Sae was in that soccer club since way long, and he was legit considered as the pillar of it or something. However, all these years, he was, in fact, holding back himself and when he got to go to Spain, he thought like, "Yes! Finally! I can show the world what I got," but sadly, he found out he just wasn't it.

Maybe it could be because he played UNLIKE his real self for so long that he forgot himself.

He just wasn't that good as he thought he was. He found out that he was the Frog in the well.

HOWEVER.

He still had Rin back home, and he trusted him because he knew about his younger brother's true potential or impulses.

So time passed and the day of the U-15 Championship Finals came.

Reminder: Sae was scouted by Real Madrid/Re Al when he won in the U-15 Championship alongside Rin. That's why it was really important for Rin to win that Final match too.

What I said above was a fact Sae, probably, knew too. That's why he came a whole day AHEAD of his schedule to watch the younger Itoshi play with his own eyes (Rin had pointed out that Sae was supposed to come a day after).

But, surprisingly, what Sae saw was what he feared— he saw Rin play the way he himself used to. He was probably like, "I sacrificed everything for you and you became exactly what I sacrificed myself for you to NOT be."

Reminder: Rin gets into his real flow state/becomes berserk during the LAST three minutes of the whole game.

Which gives us two possibilities:

Firstly, Sae just gets up and leave without seeing Rin's berserk mode. After which he comes back to confront him once the match is over.

Secondly, Sae stayed the whole match and saw Rin's berserk mode and was somewhat relieved to know that the younger Itoshi hadn't completely lost his true self. After which the confrontation proceeds.

I don't want to say much about their reunion in this post, but I do want to add another perspective to why Sae challenged Rin for a 1V1:

Sae, probably, had thought that, "I couldn't beat the world and if you can't even beat me, then you are nothing in this world.

That's it, I guess.

I really wish for a Itoshi brothers spin-off because it's hinted that they had a big shared room, so I really want to see how everything is like after Sae returns from Spain.

#!!!!!!!!#itoshi rin #itoshi sae #blue lock analysis #blue lock

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