I made Yule ornaments today!
They’re available in the shop.
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I updated my Yule tarot spread from last year. Feel free to tag me if you use this spread!
1. What needs my attention the most in the coming year?
2. What has pushed you forward this year?
3. What has held you back this year?
4. What gifts do you carry?
5. How can you best use those gifts?
6. A message of guidance from your deities/ancestors.
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Yule Altar Ideas
Correspondences for 20th-23rd December
☆ crystals - clear quartz, bloodstone, cat's eye, citrine, garnet, orange calcite
☆ candles - green, gold, red, silver, white
☆ food - bread, squash, dried fruit, chestnuts, spiced cider/wine, rosemary, oranges, yule log
☆ foraged - holly, evergreen, fir, ivy, oak, pine, pinecones, poinsettas, mistletoe
☆ incense - cedar, sage, cinnamon, clove, frankincense, myyrh, sandalwood
☆ imagery - lights, bells, candles, coal, wreaths, garlands, stars, trees, snow, deer, squirrels
☆ deities - apollo, osiris, odin, morrigan, demeter, selene, artemis, diana
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but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
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I'm a lesbian sure yes true very true
Heart-broken Blackbeard can slit my throat and fuck it thank you very much
Shoot me in the head please
Run me over with your ship
Drown me dear god
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HELP ME HELP ME HELP HELP
MY GF GOT A HAIRCUT AND HER HAIR LOOKS JUST LIKE EDDIE MUNSON'S HAIR AND I AM GOING TO BE JUMPING HER BONES VERY SOON
OH MY GOD SHE JIST BRUSHED HER HAND THROUGH HER HAIR
I'M LIVING IN A FUCKING FANFIC RN SHE IS SO FINE LIKE SHE IS ALWAYS HOT BUT HER NEW HAIR OHMYFUCKINGGODIM GAYPANICKING
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If my gf turned into a vampire I would bell swan her ass faster than you can say Renesme
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I don't have to suspend my disbelief in fics where Steve just hops on Eddie's dick after finding out he's become a vampire. Not. At. All. Me too bitch! Me! Too! Bitch! No hesitation. NO HESITATION!!!!!
Vampires are hot
Thinking about my gf being a vampire rn and yep I would no questions no fear just immediate fatherless behavior
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if anyone sees this can you please send an aambulance to my home
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