otherpeoplesheartachept-2
Cannibalism isn't sexy
Cora/22/any pronouns.
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🪲Stink Bug🪲
Niamh is big and tough okay? The bug just flew reallyyyyy close to her hand.
(written for the @carry-on-sapphic-week inspired by one of @facewithoutheart 's posts)
Read on AO3 or below the cut :)
“Agatha!!” Niamh shouts from the other side of the flat.
I walk into the bathroom to find the faucet running and my girlfriend smushing her large frame into the very narrow space between the toilet and the bathtub.
“What?” I ask, furrowing my brow.
She points to the sink counter, cowering away from it.
There sits a little green bug, exploring the white vinyl.
“It's just a stink bug, Niamh.”
“Yes, but made a really loud buzz!” She huffs, “and nearly landed on my hand!” she waves her wet hand for emphasis and flicks water all over the room.
I can't stop the roll of my eyes, or the exhale of amusement.
“Will you just take care of it for me, please?”
She looks so pitiful like this, muscular arms crossed protectively across her chest.
“Alright.” I never could resist a sufficiently whiney ‘please’ from my girlfriend.
I quickly grab a wad of toilet paper and squish the thing with an unpleasant crunch.
“Agatha what the fuck!!” Niamh yells when I lift the toilet paper and swipe up the remaining bug guts from the counter. “I didn't mean kill it!” She whines, her blue eyes turning watery.
“You told me to deal with it!” I defend myself.
“I meant take it outside! You just murdered the poor thing!”
Niamh’s voice gets a little shaky, she steps towards me, reaching for my hand with the mangled corpse, before thinking better of it.
I forgot she’s started caring about bugs since she watched some documentary about insects last month. She tried making me watch it but I get so bored sitting through documentaries.
“Babe,” I say, awkwardly binning the insect in my hand and trying to console my girlfriend. “It's fine, Penny told me once these stink bugs are invasive, okay?” I place a hand on Niamh's shoulder.
“You’re sure?” She furrows her brow.
“Yeah, they like wreak havoc on native trees or something.”
“Oh,” she looks down, putting on her thinking frown.
“I guess it's for the greater good then,” she sighs.
I nod, leading us out of the bathroom.
Thank magick she didn't see me kill that spider I found in the kitchen cabinet last night.
#I had a lot more ideas for sapphic week#but life got really shitty so this is probably the only thing I'll mnage to post for it#brobelove#agatha wellbelove#niamh brody#niamh is so babygirl#carry on#the simon snow series#fanfic#niamh my love#corascrap
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knight/prince snowbaz au because i can’t stop thinking abt them ever
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could you imagine being someone at watford during carry on?
in half your classes simon is smoking so much it’s making you sick, you can barely focus. baz is no where to be seen but the two of them have always been a packaged deal before…it’s strange without the spit wads and punches always been exchanged…
then baz is back! not that you care, you were just getting used to the relative silence (despite the humdrum’s attacks). you’re studying for midterms in the library and you are suddenly magically pulled to see simon outside fighting a dragon . with baz. as soon as the spell wears off, you go back inside. you’re sick of their drama and you have tests.
the fighting that had been a near constant for all of your watford years seems to be missing, you notice, being nostalgic about your last year. some crazy stuff seems to have happened, and simon and that girl he always hangs out with—penelope?—never came back. baz delivers a speech without once being interrupted by simon yelling about vampires. you’re idly wondering where exactly the chosen one could have gone after his prophecy had been fufilled, when you seeing baz-bloody-pitch DANCING with simon snow!! and then they KISS, in front of EVERYONE. you’re dumbfounded. their rivalry practically was the graduating year’s defining trait!
“what the actual fuck” you think to yourself
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@im-gettingby you probably don’t want to miss it.
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The problems of being a Fandom Elder: watching fandom terminology get misused
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Actually Lamb was a good guy, because I say so
#prev tags#you know I always figured Lamb just stayed to argue w Braden#but you're right he didn't have to stay and fight at all#I do truly believe that he cared about Baz#and to an extent cared abt the rest of the gang bc they were so important to Baz#And when Lamb was like 'lets leave so you can live to hate me' I think he rlly truly meant that#he just wanted to keep Baz alive and to help him be a healthy vampire so badly he'd do anything#lamb the vampire king
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The lambden brainrot is real and it's happening to me.
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Bloodthirsty
"I don't want to hurt him," Baz finally says, and I wonder if he remembers I'm here.
"I won't let you hurt him," Lamb says.
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Simon seeks the vampire king's help in teaching Baz how to bite.
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Rating: Explicit
Word count: 3.4k, complete
Content warning: blood, blood drinking
Read on AO3 (registered users only)
Chapter 1, The Request. Chapter 2, The Bites.
Hello! 👋 It's my birthday tomorrow! As a gift to myself, I'm posting this fic that I've been working on for more than a year. It's been a struggle and, frankly, I need to let it go. It isn't perfect, but really, what is?
Second half will be posted tomorrow, and it's the better chapter so please check back for that. ❤ Thanks to @otherpeoplesheartachept-2 for the beta read, and @ebbpettier for brainstorming help - and thanks to many of you here for the encouragement as I've slowly chipped away at this thing. You're all the best.
#!!!!!!!!!!#OMG!!#i cannot wait to read the final version of this fic!!!#heading to ao3 ASAP#also#happy (late) birthday!!🥳🥳🥳#I hope you had a good birthday :)#Snowbaz#fic rec#lamb the vampire king
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“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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@stitchy-queerista I'd love to share! here's the whole gang
and here's the portrait makers: (there's a fem and masc version)
https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharactercreator
https://jazzybee.itch.io/sdv-creator-masc
the options are a little limited, I feel like Simon and Penny don't have the best hair, but it was still fun!!
My plans for last night: start writing for the co sapphic week
The reality of last night: spent hours making the co gang in a stardew valley portrait maker until it was way past my bedtime
#and now i'm getting ideas in my head of somehow like giving them dialogue boxes and everything instead of writing a fic lmao#like little things they'd say when you talk to them if they were stardew characters#maybe someday I'll do that but I really truly should be writing the fic#corascrap#stardew valley#carry on
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My plans for last night: start writing for the co sapphic week
The reality of last night: spent hours making the co gang in a stardew valley portrait maker until it was way past my bedtime
#I'm telling myself it was productive#bc it *definitely* *totally* helped with the vauge brobelove stardew au brewing in my head#and I'll for sureeeeeeee have it written in time after not writing any of it lmao#corascrap#carry on
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The fic I’m reading had a lil works cited at the end of the chapter about the history of dairy farming in the NW US at the end of the 19th century. 🥹🥰
#wait this is so fun#I've always wanted to like add more context to fics where I do research but I never thought to link to my sources#might try this in the future!
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@drowninginships
Elocution Assignment: Poems
by Simon Snow (April 05, 2013)
i have a room mate
who i room hate
sometimes i want to take
him on a room date
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"Snow’s table manners are atrocious—it’s like watching a wild dog eat. A wild dog you’d like to slip the tongue."
This line will never not end me.
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