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obey-me-headquarters · 3 months
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do you have any SOFT(!!!!!!) pet au thoughts you haven’t got to talk about? your destorying lucifer’s egg post destroyed me so please don’t kill me again
Gosh, it's been a hot minute since I've thought about this au. But it still remains one of my favorites! Here are some soft headcanons I have for the au (along with some other random hcs, as I have a lot of Thoughts for this au that I've been waiting to Spill!!!)
This is more of a world building headcanon, but I imagine that demons like to sleep in nests. Usually this just means they get a old blanket or two from their owner, and the demon will curl up on the ground with it. Which makes you so confusing. When they come to your house and you have a fully decked out nest, with a collection of different blankets, all different textures and weights. What was even more surprising was the futon you laid out for them. For once they had the option to sleep on something that wasn't hardwood or, if they were lucky, carpet.
This is less of a headcanon, and more of something I assume as Canon in every (soft) pet au, but I always assume that the reader has all 7 demon brothers, or will get all 7 brothers once one of the brothers settle in and tell the reader about their brothers. Then the reader will track down each brother and adopt them. I also imagine that another reader (usually different from the reader who has all the brothers) adopted Diavolo, Barbatos, and Simeon. I imagine that the reader will adopt Diavolo first and then get Barbatos to help them take care of Diavolo because he's a high-class demon. I don't have a concrete idea on how they acquire Simeon after, but I think it would be an accident. Like they found Simeon abandoned and brought him home. I also like to imagine that both readers co exist in the same world, just because I don't like imagine one group not having a kind reader.
Out of all of them, I definitely think Diavolo is the most touch starved. He just isn't used to being touched gently. At least with the brothers, they all had each other at some point. Simeon is an angel, so he's been thought of as a more "softer" pet, and thus, humans wouldn't be opposed to cuddling with him or giving him a hug. Barbatos hasn't been touched much, but he is still very well behaved, so once in a blue moon, he would have gotten a gentle head rub. Plus, Barbatos thinks being a good pet means that he shouldn't want for anything, so it's not like Barbatos is begging his owners for cuddles.
Diavolo, on the other hand, wants to be cuddled. He wants to be kissed and held and for his owner to run their fingers through his hair. But he never had a litter mate, and he's a very high-class demon. So his previous owners were a little afraid of getting too close to him because they were worried he might lash out (even though that was furthest from the truth).
So when you come along and start casually touching him, Diavolo absolutely melts. You could playfully ruffle his hair as you walk past him, and Diavolo will get stars in his eyes, and thank you a million times. He will roll over and show you his belly if you so much as glance at him. When Diavolo realizes that you intend to keep softly touching him, he gets absolutely addicted. He knew he was touch starved before, but now it's like he's a thirsty man in a desert who just got a drop of water.
He's absolutely clinging to you, hands around your ankles, head rubbing against your thighs. He doesn't even care if he gets punished for being so needy. He just needs you so bad he'll accept any treatment you give him.
Lucifer is definitely like one of those cats who pretends like it's a completely coincidence that you two are in the same room. Sure, he wouldn't go into the living room all day, but when you go into it and start watching TV, he suddenly needs to be in there too. He won't engage with you. He won't even glance at whatever you're watching. If you offer a seat next to you, he'll scrunch up his nose and refuse.
But he'll watch you, of course you'll never catch him eyeing you. Whenever you turn to look at him, his gaze is somewhere else, but the moment you turn your focus back to the TV, you feel his eyes back on you. Slowly, he'll start moving closer to you, so quietly thar you don't even notice until you feel a weight against your leg and you look down to see Lucifer leaning against you, his gaze still nowhere near you.
Mammon definitely hides his valuables under furniture. He also has a pretty lose definition of what is "valuable," so basically, anything shiny gets pushed under the couch. He thinks he's being sooooo sneaky with hiding his stuff.
You drop the remote under the couch and find like necklace pendants, dead batteries, tinfoil, shot glasses, and like 50 pennies. He pretends that those things have ALWAYS been under your couch! But he gets all pissy if you try to take anything away.
He also hides all the toys you buy him. You'll buy himself something new and the next day it is gone. If you ask for it, Mammon will likely go get it to show that it's safe, but he refuses to tell you where he hidden it away.
Asmo LOVES Pinterest and has, like, a billion boards. He also somehow has 100k followers on it? He gets absolutely obsessed about the different room aesthetics, and there have been many times where you come home and see a completely new living room. He's one of your demons that can NOT be trusted with an unlimited credit card. He WILL spend three grand on fairy lights and will not be sorry about it.
Beel loves eating from your hands. He's a bit embarrassed admitting it, so it's just a fantasy for a while. Until you fed one of the brothers (probably Mammon, tbh, when he proclaimed he wasn't going to eat something he ate many times before. So you tried to convince him by holding it up to him by your fingers) and Beel couldn't help the sting of envy. Beel always found it was easier to admit he wanted something when someone else got it first.
So he shyly knocked on your door, holding an armful of his favorite snacks. It still takes him a minute to admit what he wants, and he's so grateful when you catch on and ask if he wants you to feed him. After that, your private snack time becomes a common occurrence.
Levi loves to redecorate his tank. He loves having his own space that is completely his, something that was a foreign concept to him before you took him in.
Barbatos will never admit it, but he can't stand the cold at all. He tries his best to hide this fact, and he's usually able to keep this hidden from his past masters (he doesn't like to think about the ones who figured it out), and when you first take him in he was determined to keep this a secret from you. Even when you're so nice to him, even when you give him comforts, no one else did, even when you don't punish him. This only moves him to keep his secret more, as he believes he shouldn't "trouble" you.
You only find out about his secret when you two are cuddling together in bed one winter night. It's a little chilly, and you think about turning up the heat. But before you can get up, you feel Barbatos shiver and cuddle closer to you. When you feel him shiver, you know instantly that he isn't a fan of the colder weather.
It makes sense. He is a cold-blooded demon. So you have no problem keeping the house warmer. You also buy Barbatos his very own collection of heated blankets. One for his own nest, one for your bed, one for the couch, and a few scattered around.
Barbatos knows that he's been found out the moment you present the blankets to him, but he can't find it in him to be scared like he did with previous owners. He knows that you'll never take advantage of his weaknesses to create harsher punishments for him. Plus, he finds that he quite likes to be taken care of.
I actually have a whole headcanon on how Solomon becomes a pet even though he's a human. I haven't had the chance to share it until now, so here you go!
So, I imagine that Solomon owned pets himself, he actually owned a lot of them (Asmo and Barbatos included, though maybe not in the same time frame). He wasn't a cruel owner, though maybe a bit neglectful as he was very focused on his studies. He mainly kept demons to study on and obtain demonic powers. He archived immortality by doing this, but it also came with a price; his soul was seen as more demonic than human.
So when he gets found by other humans, they assume he's a wild demon in hiding. So he gets put in a pound. No amount of convincing from Solomon makes the workers see the truth. They have heard dozens of stories from demons in their human forms arguing that they're really a human.
Solomon spends a long while as a pet, going from different owner's hands. He finally understands some of his previous demons behaviors, as the lessons get drilled into him.
When you take him in Solomon has been pretty broken in, believing that he's really just a pet. Through your kindness does he start to regain some of his humanity, and learn that he doesn't mind being a pet if he's your pet.
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obey-me-headquarters · 3 months
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I've seen a lot of posts for the mobile game "what in hell is bad?" And it's making me want to try the game. For those who have played it, is it good? Would you recommend it?
Would any of yall like me to make posts about it if I do play it?
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obey-me-headquarters · 3 months
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What kinks/fantasies I think Solomon has:
- He likes being domestic with you, so he has this fantasy of being your cute little housewife. Since he's so old, his perception of what it means to be a housewife is also kinda out dated. Not in a sexist way, but more of a aesthetic kind of way. So he wears ankle high dresses and a apron as he does housework.
- One of his biggest fantasies is you coming home and him being at the door to take your jacket and your tie. You notice that he hasn't done a chore, or done a chore poorly, so you take him over your knee and spank him using a kitchen wooden spoon until his ass is a bright red.
- Speaking of spanking, he LOVES pussy spanking. This man has a pussy and he wants you to spank it.
- Will act like a total brat during a magic lesson between the two of you in the hopes that you'll push him against the desk and spank his pussy with a ruler.
- He also really loves pumping his pussy. He loves when his pussy is all big and swollen, loves watching his pussy slowly fill up the jar, and loves it when it take it off of him and cold air touches his over sensitive pussy.
- He just loves it when his pussy is over sensitive, so edge him or overestimate him, he just wants his clit to be abused.
- Loves when it's still too sensitive during aftercare and you have to avoid touching it. Also loves it when you accidentally graze it as you're cleaning him and he gets stocked with pleasure.
- Honestly, he just kinda wants his pussy/clit to be abused. He's not that much of a masochist the rest of the time. The most he's willing to do is getting spanked by with a wooden spoon. But his pussy?
- Destroy it.
- He has little bottles of ginger he loves to put on his clit. He loves the burn of it, how much it hurts but how sensitive it gets. It's a delicious mix of pain and pleasure that gets him into subspace so quickly.
- He loves instene scenes where you pump his pussy before applying ginger oil to his clit and brushing his clit with an electric toothbrush.
- He likes edging and finds the idea of you denying him for long stretches of time hot....... but, he could never actually go through with long term denial lol. He finds the idea of you threatening to never let him cum again hot, but he probably couldn't go more than two weeks before he breaks.
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obey-me-headquarters · 3 months
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In your "cast most to least masochistic" post, you talk about Solomon having his own headcanon post where you talk about him being a masochist, but I can't seem to find it 👀 Would you mind linking it?
Oh my gosh, I just realized that you're right!!! I totally forgot to post that!!! I'll fix that, thank you for bringing that to my attention.
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obey-me-headquarters · 6 months
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Idk if you're into this kind of thing, but it randomly appeared in my brain and I thought you might appreciate it: fem!MC having sex with Thirteen in front of Levi, while they both bully him for being a looser who jerks off to yuri. More dubious scenario (but assume MC has announced they'll be fucking Thirteen around the House of Lamentations and everyone was ok with it): Levi accidentally catching MC with Thirteen and going to his room to jerk off to the memory and then getting (lovingly) bullied about being a looser who'd rather get cucked than join in. Tbh as much as that's mostly my weird tastes Levi might be into cuckolding, both bc of the degradation and also since he wouldn't need to worry about his performance, but then again his envy might not take it. Or would that make it even better? Idk idk
Hm, I’m not really into cuckolding, but no shame to you if you do!
I don’t have too much to add, but thank you for sending in your ask! Even if I’m not “into” the same kinks as my followers, I still love to hear about them, and I hope that by posting these asks people who are into it can get something out of it!
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obey-me-headquarters · 6 months
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hihihi rereading your stuff as i often do and. i need more barbatos/mc/diavolo/lucifer stuff in the world.
So let’s elaborate on that dynamic you talked anout in one lf your posts.
VOUYER BARBATOS BUT. Vouyer Barbatos with the magically linked bodies I talked about last ask. So Diavolo is fucking Lucifer while Lucifer pleasures MC, and MC is linked up to Barbatos while he is watching you guys. I honestly don’t even think he’s thinking about the pleasure he’s experiencing, he’s getting off on the fact that he knows what you’re feeling like. He’s giving you tea and sipping his own, he lffered some to Lucifer and Diavolo but they declined.
Or for a different scenario, Barbatos’ three sadistic masters. Link him up to all THREE of you and make him watch you guys fuck. Make sure he has to stay in place. I love being mean to him (I have no further elaborations but maybe you do?).
also I think Lucifer should get soft sex. as a treat. (again nothing else to say but if you do. 👂👂👂)
That is all, have a good day :).
Hi hello!! Firstly, thank you for rereading my stuff! And also, I’m sorry! I know there’s a ton of spelling and grammar mistakes in a lot of my stuff! I’ve been trying to go back and fix them, but I know some have fallen through the cracks.
I’m also a very big fan of Barbatos/Mc/Diavolo/Lucifer, the group just works so well together!
I really like the idea of Barbatos being magically linked to someone, and is able to feel what they’re feeling. That’s a really neat concept! I do think Barbatos gets off on being just a fly on the wall. That he’s just here to help and serve, not be pleasured in return.
I’m also a really big fan of hooking Barbatos up to all three of you and have him sit on the sidelines. Bonus points if Barbatos is still supposed to be in his “serving” role, as in, he’s still expected to be there to offer tea and help reposition people. Normally Barbs is pretty good at keeping his head clear when serving, even when he has a vibrator and nipple clamps on, but being linked up to not one but three people is a bit much for the butler and it’s not long before he sinks to his knees and turns into a squirming mess.
Now you have to punish the naughty demon.
I also like the idea of magically linking Barbatos to Diavolo and over stimulating the hell out of the prince. I subscribe to the headcanon that Barbs can take denial, but not overstimulation, and Diavolo can take overstimulation but not denial. So while you’re ringing out orgasms from a very happy prince, Barbs is shaking and gripping onto the bedsheets for dear life. Bonus points if you’re rewarding Diavolo and punishing Barbs.
Also, yes Lucifer should get all the soft sex!! He deserves it for being a single mother to 6 very chaotic demons :)
Thank you for the ask! You have a good day too!
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obey-me-headquarters · 6 months
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I was wondering, have you gotten any hate specifically for writing pet au? I like it but I was worried other people might think it's morally bad to write about, because of the content. And I'm sure there are those who do, but do they bother you directly? Also, if I ever ended up posting some pet au stuff, would you like to be tagged in that? To discuss headcanons or just for fun (I was debating just dumping it in your askbox but I have many thoughts and it might end up spammy and nonsensical)
I haven't gotten any hate mail for the pet au! Which honestly, kinda surprised me since it is rather dark.
I actually haven't gotten hate mail, which I'm really happy about! I think the closest I've ever gotten was someone telling me to "go outside" or something after I've complained about fanfic writers not tagging their works as sub!reader or bottom!reader.
So I would say don't worry about people bothering you about writing pet au, as I haven't gotten anyone whose bothered me! Honestly I've found the obey me fandom to be really accepting!
Also, I would love to tagged in posts about pet au! I'm always open to talk about the au, especially headcanons and the like! You're also free to dumb any thoughts you have in my inbox! Even if I am terrible at responding to asks (I'm trying to get better at it!) I still love receiving asks and I've often go back and read through my ask box!
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obey-me-headquarters · 6 months
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IMAGINE taking pet Mammon to the vet to get a vaxx. My poor baby. He would be so scared but so cute. And after that McDonald's/ new shiny stuff and a hundred billion pats. Also MC singing him "he's so brave, he's well behaved, he is not afraid" anyways auiysdvbjhdsfgisaygf (I love him)
Now you have made me consider how each of the brothers behave when they have to go to the vet….
Lucifer: one of the easiest ones to bring to the vet because he doesn’t want to appear “wild” or “childish” by throwing a fit. So you can write his vet appointment date in the calendar, and when the date rolls around, he’s perfectly fine with getting into the car. Actually, being at the vet, though?.... He’s not the most well-behaved pet…..  He’s very compliant, he sits in the waiting room and doesn’t make a word of disagreement. He listens to the vet when they tell him to sit. Just when the checkup actually starts, he gets a little testy. 
Each procedure is met with a question, why are they doing this, what are they testing, don’t they see he’s perfectly healthy? 
If he does need to get a shot, he sits perfectly still and stays quiet. Putting on a brave face and acting like the sight of the needle doesn’t bother him at all. But if you insist on holding his hand then you can feel it shake slightly. 
The worst part? When the visit is done Lucifer accepts no treats for his behavior or a way to smooth him. He views it as “beneath him” and thinks that only little pups and spoiled pets get treats for getting their health looked after. To him, having an owner that cares enough to even be concerned about his health is enough for him. 
But, if you just so happen to order dinner from his favorite place, well, he won’t complain….
Mammon: Like you said, he does not do well with going to the vet. He’s definitely the kind of pet you need to hide vet visits from, as when you openly told him about his vet visit a week in advance before, and he spent the whole day hiding under the bed and no amount of bribes or treats could convince him to leave. Crying at you that the vet will put “weird” things in him, or force him to wear a cone. Causing you to miss your vet appointment and having to beg them for another. 
So now you’ve learned from your lesson, and don’t even tell him where you’re going as you load him into your car. Mammon thinks you’re taking him to the park, or better yet, the casino (even though you gave absolutely no induction that is where you’re taking him). He works himself into a freezy, talking about all the winnings the two of you will make at the casino. 
When you pull up at the vet, suffice to say he’s a little bit betrayed (even though, again, you never told him that you were going to the casino). You have to physically drag a whining Mammon in through the vet doors and hold his hand in the waiting room so he doesn’t bolt away.
When you two go into the vet’s office Mammon is talking a mile a minute, trying to convince them that he feels perfect, that he’s a 100% - no - a 1,000% healthy and does not need to be looked at. Really doc’, you’re just wasting your time! 
If he does have to get a vaccine he is SO scared, you have to have him in your lap as one hand is holding his hand while the other is running a comforting hand through his hair. The whole time you’re singing to him that song, “he’s so brave, he’s well behaved, he is not afraid” in between peppering his face in kisses. While Mammon is curled up into a little ball on your lap, eyes squeezed closed. 
And when that’s finally done? Yes, give him all the treats lol. He’s asking for McDonald’s, ice cream, cookies, a new watch, to go to the casino. He has absolutely NO shame in milking all your guilt for things. In his mind, he deserves it since he was so “brave” and “well behaved”. He expects kisses every time he complains about his arm hurting.
Levi: He’s another demon that you have to hide his vet appointments from. When you first get him, and he’s still terrified of you, he makes no verbal compliments at going to the vet, even though he’s so scared and hates going. He’ll look at you with the saddest, wettest eyes from the car mirror as you drive him to the vet. When you two get there, he actually starts hyperventilating a bit in the waiting room. And when you two actually go into the vet’s office? The vet actually asks you if he would like a treat to “calm down”. If he has to get a shot at this stage of your relationship he’ll shakingly hold out his hand and squeeze his eyes shut, fully expecting the vet to be rough as they give him his vaccine, too afraid to be grateful when it doesn’t hurt at all. 
You definitely lose some relationship points with Levi after this, and for a long while he gets very suspicious whenever he gets into your car. 
If you take him to the vet when your relationship with him is better though? He feels completely safe to whine and complain to you the entire time. You’ve learned that you have to hide his vet appointments from him after he locked himself in the bathroom on the day you’re supposed to go. 
When you successfully trick him into getting into the car, he’s still a little suspicious of where you’re taking him. When you pull up to the vet he loudly starts proclaiming that he has so many shows and games to catch up on! Don’t you know that a new chapter of his manga is dropping soon? That an online raid is happening right now?? You two have to go home right this instant!!
Also has to be dragged into the vet’s waiting room. 
He will sulk the entire time you’re waiting, curling up into a ball on the waiting room chairs as he taps away on his phone. It’s only when his name gets called does the fear return to him and he starts to shake. Even though he was sulking and refused any contact with you in the waiting room, he starts to cling to you in the actual vet’s office. You have to bribe him to sit still and let the vet do their job by promising him anime merch and that you’ll play a new game with him. 
When it’s all over he sulks for days in his room, being quite cold to you if you knock on his door. It’s only after significant treats, and the fact that he needs a player 2 for a lot of his games, does he start to seek you out. 
Satan: throws an absolute fit when you tell him that he has a vet appointment. Being an ex-fighting ring demon, he doesn’t have the best experiences with medical personnel. Most of the time the “vets” at the ring just patched someone up enough to continue to fight, and they were never gentle. In his mind he’s fine now. He’s not getting into any more fights, he’s uninjured, he’s not deathly sick, going to the vet just seems like a waste of time to him. 
You have to have many talks with him about annual checkups and how people still go to the doctor’s even when they feel “fine”. Satan doesn’t really get it until you explain to him that there could be something wrong with him but he doesn’t know about it, especially after he reads a few books about hidden illnesses and diseases. But he only agrees to go when you tell him that you also go to the doctor’s for your check ups. 
When you’re driving him to the vet he asks you a lot of questions about what will happen at the vet. Who is his vet? How trained are they? What kind of tests are they going to do? He worked himself into a bit of a tizzy thinking about all the things that could be wrong with him, so he’s fully expecting the vet to tell him that he has this rare hidden illness. 
So he’s very fidgety in the waiting room, eyes constantly scanning around the room as he looks at the other pets and wonders what hidden illness they’re harboring. 
Satan does not trust the vet at all, still half expecting the rough treatment from the vets from the ring. He asks them a million questions, where they went to school, what their degree is in, what grades they got, how long they’re been practicing, etc. Satan is still expecting to be diagnosed with some rare illness, so when he isn’t he thinks the vet hasn’t done their job correctly, asking if they’re “really sure” that he’s “perfectly healthy”. Honestly, it’s a little better when he’s getting a shot, because then in his mind this visit “meant something”, even though he still flinches at the sight of the needle. 
Asmo: He actually needs to know when his vet appointments are days in advance as he hates leaving the house without getting “done up”. If you forget about a vet appointment till the day of, he will make the two of you late when he locks himself in the bathroom to get ready. 
Asmo doesn’t have much of a problem with vet visits. Being a former sex demon, he’s used to going to medical professionals for tests. I feel like he also doesn’t quite understand what an “annual checkup” entails, as his opinion is influenced by his past experiences. So he doesn’t quite understand why he needs to go for a checkup when he’s only sleeping with you (or, alternatively, if you two aren’t sleeping together, then he’s even more confused on why he needs to go to the vet). 
It’s only when his vet appointment rolls around does he start to get a little nervous. If his usual appointment is unneeded, then why is he going? What else could be done to him? He keeps his concerns close to his chest, hoping that you think his usual check up is necessary, worried that if he brings up the fact that he doesn’t need to get checked for sexual diseases (as he was already checked before being sold to you) that you will have the vet do something else to him. 
Asmo has faced quite a few horrors from medical professionals before, but the idea of having absolutely no clue what’s going to happen to him scares him more than any repeat performance. 
So even though he’s smiling and acting unbothered in the waiting room, and when he gets into the vet’s office, you can see the way he shakes, how his eyes scan around the office looking for something. Even though he tries to suppress it, every time the vet touches him he can’t help but flinch a bit. If he needs to get a shot he actually starts crying a little bit, and you have to assure him that nothing bad is going to be put in him. 
After the appointment Asmo acts a little… off for the next couple of days. All that stress with no actual inciting incident causes him to stress a bit in everyday situations. During this time you have a better chance of actually getting Asmo to open up about why he was so on edge about the vet visit, and even after you assure him that the purpose of the visit was to only check up on his general health it takes him a few visits to really internalize that fact and get used to normal vet visits? 
When he does though? Asmo takes great pleasure in being “a pleasure to have” at the vet, and actually likes how the vet fusses over him lol. Probably one of the few demons that actually starts to like general checkups if it means he’ll get praised for acting so well behaved. 
Beel: He doesn’t have any strong opinions about the vet. Like Satan I can see him being confused about why he needs to go to the vet, but once you explain to him that you want him to go so you know for sure that he doesn’t have any hidden illnesses, he’s fine with going. 
Being a farm working demon, I feel like Beel has never been to the vet before. Outdoor working demons only go to the vet when they get injured, and even that’s not a guarantee. So he is a bit worried about the unknown, but he trusts you, if you think that it’s going to be ok, then he believes it as well. 
I feel like he only gets a little stressed if you don't double book an appointment with Belphie too, only because he doesn’t like being away from his twin. 
It’s really interesting watching Beel at the vet because it’s very obvious that he has no idea what the vet is doing, or why they’re doing it. He breathes in why they tell them to, and opens his mouth so they can look down his throat, but he does try to eat the stick they’re using to hold down his tongue. 
He does get a little uneasy if he needs to get a shot, only because he’s never seen a needle before so he doesn’t know how much it’s going to hurt. He takes your offer of holding your hand as the vet gives him his shot, and lets himself get distressed when you start talking about dinner and all the different dishes you can make for him. He gets distracted that he doesn’t even notice that he’s been shot, and asks when the vet is going to do it. 
He’s so well behaved that when he spends a full minute drooling over which loopypop to pick, the vet allows him to take the jar. 
Belphie: He’s suchhhh a brat that he throws a fit whenever he needs to go to the vet lol. He will pretend to sleep, or actually fall asleep when it’s his turn to go. Causing you, or Beel, to carry him to the car. He doesn’t trust humans at all, and while he may think that you’re alright, that trust does not extend any further. So the idea that this random human is going to touch and prod him? That he’s just going to sit there and let them perform “tests” on him? 
Yeah. No. 
When you explain to him what a vet visit is, and what a checkup entails he doesn’t like the idea at all. He’ll start arguing with you that he’s fine, and that the visit is unneeded, and unlike the other demons, no amount of explaining or scientific evidence will convince him that it’s necessary. He doesn’t believe that the vet has his best interest in mind, in his mind there has to be some hidden reason why the vet wants to check up on him, and believes that you’re being too naive to not think the same. 
In the actual vet’s office he’s garling and growling at the vet, his eyes watching their every movement, believing that any second now they’ll take out something to harm him. If he’s actually getting a vaccine, he’s firmly refusing it. He doesn’t know what’s in that! What if it makes him sick, or hurts him? 
Absolutely no amount of convincing from you can make him change his mind, as he believes that you’re being lied to. 
I feel like the only way to actually get Belphie vaccinated is to do it in his sleep lol. He’s such a heavy sleeper too that he doesn’t even notice the prick in his arm.
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obey-me-headquarters · 7 months
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Hey, thought I'd let you know that on your character masterlist, the free use Solomon link is broken ^-^
Thanks for the heads up!! I don't check on my master list as often as I probably should (gosh I need to update it SO badly) so I really appreciate when people let me know when a link isn't working right!
The link should be working now, but let me know if it isn't!
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obey-me-headquarters · 7 months
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OH FUCK IT'S KINKTOBER
I uh. Will Try to participate but I make absolutely no promises lol. I don't think I'm going to go off any lists (unless one really catches my fancy), I'm just going to use the month as an excuse so I can (hopefully) create more porn lol
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obey-me-headquarters · 7 months
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Ohhhh somewhere i can share my weird kink horny thoughts!! Okok so if this isn't your cup of tea please feel free to ignore, but one kink I rarely see talked about is mouth soaping. Like think about one of the bratty boys (Belphie and Mammon come to mind but tbh Dia being a whiny little shit is quite enjoyable too...) trying to press the reader's buttons for attention. Talking all kinds of shit. So they get all excited when reader says they're gonna punish them, hoping for a spanking or something, only to end up with a soapy sponge shoved in their mouth lol
Them whining and sputtering with their nose all crinkled up, and reader just taunts them asking if this isn't what they had been hoping for
Firstly: 🎉 WOOOO!!! "WEIRD KINK"!!! 🎉 WE ALL LOVE WEIRD KINKS HERE!!! 🎉 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING!!! 🎉
Ok but really, I love when yall send me in your weird kinks!! It's so interesting learning what other people are into!! Even if I don't personally like the kink myself, it's really nice seeing someone else's perspective and possibly learning about something new about myself in the process!! Or possibly opening someone else's eyes!!
I don't personally see the appeal of mouth soaping myself, as the memory of soap in my mouth just reminds me of mishaps in the shower, but I can definitely indulge and see how it might be appealing.
I can understand the appeal of the seeing the shock on your sub's face, how they turn fron cocky and sure of themselves to whiny and begging you not to do it. Or trying to pretend that they're not affected.
I can understand from an aesthetic standpoint how having one of the boy's mouths filled with soap as it dips down their chin and onto the floor is exicting. How pathetic they look up at you as they scrunch up their noses in displeasure. How they blink back tears from the strong scent of the soap overpowering their senses, making them overpowered as every breath in causes them to inhale more of the scent.
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obey-me-headquarters · 7 months
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Ok so idk if you've written about something similar or not, but I have so much pet Levi brainrot it's not even fucking fair. I'm just thinking about reader buying him and seeing the little ball of anxiety he is so they decide to clear out a closet and put his bedding in there. They also put a bunch of stuff for him in there, like a heater, hairbrushes, later gameboys (and their switch) and mangas so he's not bored. And they let him get used to the new house by staying in his little hole and whenever possible they don't go into his space uninvited and knock on the closet door whenever bringing him food. Just a really long fight with his anxiety, making sure he has a safe space to retreat to and basically setting boundaries for him bc he's not yet ready to do it himself. Levi in his little gamer cave <3
Ohhhh I love this!!! The last line "gamer cave" did take me out though lol.
I really like the idea of a Reader who just happens to be very into games and manga taking Levi in! I definitely think it'll make it easier to bond with the demon, as it takes a while for non gamer!Reader and Levi to get close and for Levi to admit his love of anime and games.
I think Pet!Levi would really benefit from having a little space to call his own, since it's so important to him in game that he has his own room that no one can enter into without his permission. I definitely think it takes awhile for Levi to truly grasp that the closest is his. As he's so used to his past owners treating anything he has as theirs. But once he realizes that he finally has a space for himself? Oh, it makes him feel so much safer.
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obey-me-headquarters · 7 months
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Ello! I was trying to find your hcs on sigmas when it comes to a/b/o but unfortunately can’t find it. Could you link the post or talk about it a little more? I love how you portray them in the one post I found!
Thank you so much for liking my work!!! I answered a few asks about Sigmas, here is all of them in order!
https://www.tumblr.com/obey-me-headquarters/724143734621618176/to-me-sigmas-are-a-disturbing-blend-of-alpha
https://www.tumblr.com/obey-me-headquarters/724152871813349376/crawling-into-your-inbox-are-you-talkin-abt
https://www.tumblr.com/obey-me-headquarters/724366166634774528/my-reply-to-your-post-was-too-long-okay-okay
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obey-me-headquarters · 8 months
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do you have any SOFT(!!!!!!) pet au thoughts you haven’t got to talk about? your destorying lucifer’s egg post destroyed me so please don’t kill me again
Gosh, it's been a hot minute since I've thought about this au. But it still remains one of my favorites! Here are some soft headcanons I have for the au (along with some other random hcs, as I have a lot of Thoughts for this au that I've been waiting to Spill!!!)
This is more of a world building headcanon, but I imagine that demons like to sleep in nests. Usually this just means they get a old blanket or two from their owner, and the demon will curl up on the ground with it. Which makes you so confusing. When they come to your house and you have a fully decked out nest, with a collection of different blankets, all different textures and weights. What was even more surprising was the futon you laid out for them. For once they had the option to sleep on something that wasn't hardwood or, if they were lucky, carpet.
This is less of a headcanon, and more of something I assume as Canon in every (soft) pet au, but I always assume that the reader has all 7 demon brothers, or will get all 7 brothers once one of the brothers settle in and tell the reader about their brothers. Then the reader will track down each brother and adopt them. I also imagine that another reader (usually different from the reader who has all the brothers) adopted Diavolo, Barbatos, and Simeon. I imagine that the reader will adopt Diavolo first and then get Barbatos to help them take care of Diavolo because he's a high-class demon. I don't have a concrete idea on how they acquire Simeon after, but I think it would be an accident. Like they found Simeon abandoned and brought him home. I also like to imagine that both readers co exist in the same world, just because I don't like imagine one group not having a kind reader.
Out of all of them, I definitely think Diavolo is the most touch starved. He just isn't used to being touched gently. At least with the brothers, they all had each other at some point. Simeon is an angel, so he's been thought of as a more "softer" pet, and thus, humans wouldn't be opposed to cuddling with him or giving him a hug. Barbatos hasn't been touched much, but he is still very well behaved, so once in a blue moon, he would have gotten a gentle head rub. Plus, Barbatos thinks being a good pet means that he shouldn't want for anything, so it's not like Barbatos is begging his owners for cuddles.
Diavolo, on the other hand, wants to be cuddled. He wants to be kissed and held and for his owner to run their fingers through his hair. But he never had a litter mate, and he's a very high-class demon. So his previous owners were a little afraid of getting too close to him because they were worried he might lash out (even though that was furthest from the truth).
So when you come along and start casually touching him, Diavolo absolutely melts. You could playfully ruffle his hair as you walk past him, and Diavolo will get stars in his eyes, and thank you a million times. He will roll over and show you his belly if you so much as glance at him. When Diavolo realizes that you intend to keep softly touching him, he gets absolutely addicted. He knew he was touch starved before, but now it's like he's a thirsty man in a desert who just got a drop of water.
He's absolutely clinging to you, hands around your ankles, head rubbing against your thighs. He doesn't even care if he gets punished for being so needy. He just needs you so bad he'll accept any treatment you give him.
Lucifer is definitely like one of those cats who pretends like it's a completely coincidence that you two are in the same room. Sure, he wouldn't go into the living room all day, but when you go into it and start watching TV, he suddenly needs to be in there too. He won't engage with you. He won't even glance at whatever you're watching. If you offer a seat next to you, he'll scrunch up his nose and refuse.
But he'll watch you, of course you'll never catch him eyeing you. Whenever you turn to look at him, his gaze is somewhere else, but the moment you turn your focus back to the TV, you feel his eyes back on you. Slowly, he'll start moving closer to you, so quietly thar you don't even notice until you feel a weight against your leg and you look down to see Lucifer leaning against you, his gaze still nowhere near you.
Mammon definitely hides his valuables under furniture. He also has a pretty lose definition of what is "valuable," so basically, anything shiny gets pushed under the couch. He thinks he's being sooooo sneaky with hiding his stuff.
You drop the remote under the couch and find like necklace pendants, dead batteries, tinfoil, shot glasses, and like 50 pennies. He pretends that those things have ALWAYS been under your couch! But he gets all pissy if you try to take anything away.
He also hides all the toys you buy him. You'll buy himself something new and the next day it is gone. If you ask for it, Mammon will likely go get it to show that it's safe, but he refuses to tell you where he hidden it away.
Asmo LOVES Pinterest and has, like, a billion boards. He also somehow has 100k followers on it? He gets absolutely obsessed about the different room aesthetics, and there have been many times where you come home and see a completely new living room. He's one of your demons that can NOT be trusted with an unlimited credit card. He WILL spend three grand on fairy lights and will not be sorry about it.
Beel loves eating from your hands. He's a bit embarrassed admitting it, so it's just a fantasy for a while. Until you fed one of the brothers (probably Mammon, tbh, when he proclaimed he wasn't going to eat something he ate many times before. So you tried to convince him by holding it up to him by your fingers) and Beel couldn't help the sting of envy. Beel always found it was easier to admit he wanted something when someone else got it first.
So he shyly knocked on your door, holding an armful of his favorite snacks. It still takes him a minute to admit what he wants, and he's so grateful when you catch on and ask if he wants you to feed him. After that, your private snack time becomes a common occurrence.
Levi loves to redecorate his tank. He loves having his own space that is completely his, something that was a foreign concept to him before you took him in.
Barbatos will never admit it, but he can't stand the cold at all. He tries his best to hide this fact, and he's usually able to keep this hidden from his past masters (he doesn't like to think about the ones who figured it out), and when you first take him in he was determined to keep this a secret from you. Even when you're so nice to him, even when you give him comforts, no one else did, even when you don't punish him. This only moves him to keep his secret more, as he believes he shouldn't "trouble" you.
You only find out about his secret when you two are cuddling together in bed one winter night. It's a little chilly, and you think about turning up the heat. But before you can get up, you feel Barbatos shiver and cuddle closer to you. When you feel him shiver, you know instantly that he isn't a fan of the colder weather.
It makes sense. He is a cold-blooded demon. So you have no problem keeping the house warmer. You also buy Barbatos his very own collection of heated blankets. One for his own nest, one for your bed, one for the couch, and a few scattered around.
Barbatos knows that he's been found out the moment you present the blankets to him, but he can't find it in him to be scared like he did with previous owners. He knows that you'll never take advantage of his weaknesses to create harsher punishments for him. Plus, he finds that he quite likes to be taken care of.
I actually have a whole headcanon on how Solomon becomes a pet even though he's a human. I haven't had the chance to share it until now, so here you go!
So, I imagine that Solomon owned pets himself, he actually owned a lot of them (Asmo and Barbatos included, though maybe not in the same time frame). He wasn't a cruel owner, though maybe a bit neglectful as he was very focused on his studies. He mainly kept demons to study on and obtain demonic powers. He archived immortality by doing this, but it also came with a price; his soul was seen as more demonic than human.
So when he gets found by other humans, they assume he's a wild demon in hiding. So he gets put in a pound. No amount of convincing from Solomon makes the workers see the truth. They have heard dozens of stories from demons in their human forms arguing that they're really a human.
Solomon spends a long while as a pet, going from different owner's hands. He finally understands some of his previous demons behaviors, as the lessons get drilled into him.
When you take him in Solomon has been pretty broken in, believing that he's really just a pet. Through your kindness does he start to regain some of his humanity, and learn that he doesn't mind being a pet if he's your pet.
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obey-me-headquarters · 8 months
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random thought inspired by datables calling you a new title: OK. SO. Simeon. I totally feel like he'd enjoy calling you "master" like demons you have a pact with do, but probably wouldn't want to admit it. and tbh he probably also wishes he could make a pact with you himself
YESSSSS!!! Simeon LOVES to call you Master. This actually reminds me of a fic i wrote where Simeon calls you Master:
Anyway, I'm a big supporter of Simeon calling you Master. I know a lot of people write Simeon as being more on the soft side, but I hc him as a hard-core sub. Like, he wants so badly to be in your possession.
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obey-me-headquarters · 8 months
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Fuck man I just re-read your omegaverse heats happening when in contact with a potential mate post for like. Probably the seventh time. I cannot stop thinking about it and it's becoming a problem qlrjskrkwkd curse you for having such good ideas
SEVENTH TIME?!?!?! Well thank you for liking my writing so much (and sorry for all the spelling/grammar mistakes I know is probably littered all over that post)
Well, here's some good news, but I've actually been chipping away at an Omega Satan X Alpha human Reader fic based on that premise! So hopefully you'll look forward to when I get that posted!
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obey-me-headquarters · 8 months
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Boypussy Satan 😭 just
He'd have the cutest, wettest, NEEDIEST little pussy. Please I just wanna use toy after toy after toy on him till he can't stop squirting
YES!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SATAN HAS THE CUTEST PUSSY EVER
I know that he has the cutest little clit that hides behind his hood. It's so tiny and hidden that he often struggles to find it himself. That's why you're there to touch it for him, to kiss it and suck it and pull on it till he's squirting half way across the room.
I bet Satan barely used sex toys on himself before you come along, because in his smut books they often don't describe couples using sex toys. So Satan always thought they were unneeded, or that they won't bring his pleasure like your natural body parts could.
You're quick to teach him that sex toys aren't a replacement, but something used to enhance the experience.
So you introduce him to clit suckers, vibrators, dildos, pussy pockets, and much more.
Pining him down, you show him everything that he's been missing. Dragging orgssm after orgasm out of him until the bed is soaking wet. I just know that Satan pussy is constantly leaking, that all it takes is a hungry look or a passionate kiss and Satan is already dripping down his thighs.
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