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Derek: Hey, I love you.
Zack: How the fuck did you get in my house?
Derek: Uuhhh, byyee! *He runs off*
#aphmau#aphverse#aphblr#MyStreet#aphmau MyStreet#aphmau mystreet#aphmau derek#aphmau zack#zack x derek?#zack shalashaska#derek lycan#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#incorrect quotes
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Melachi:...I remember my grandfather.. I can still remember the last words he said to me before he died....
Levin: What did he say? I wasn't there?
Melachi: He said, "Stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!" Then. . Then grandpa went bye-bye..
#aphmau#aphverse#aphblr#aphmau levin#aphmau malachi#mystreet#aphmau zack#zack is the one who went bye-bye#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#zack shalashaska
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Derek: I have four moods and all of them seem to mentally damage me..
#aphmau#aphverse#aphblr#incorrect mystreet#incorrect quotes#not so incorrect#incorrect derek lycan quotes#derek lycan#aphmau derek#aphmau mystreet#mystreet dilfs#those four moods are paranoid bitchy annoying- and also depressed cause it's derek
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Younger Aphmau: Excuse me, mw wycan??
Derek: ...What.
Younger Aphmau: You're undewawwest for gay cwimes! You have da wight to remain siwent!
Derek: ...What-
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau derek#derek lycan#aphmau shalashaska
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Garte: Wow. This potion is pretty dangerous. But I wanna see what will happen if I use it on my child.
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Aaron: Who are you and what are you doing in my house..?
Ein: Your worst nightmare...~
Aaron: A vacuum??? You're a vacuum?
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aaron lycan#after s6 aaron lycan#aphmau ein#ein shalashaska#aphblr#not so incorrect aaron lycan quotes
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Dante: You know... I envy you in a way...
Travis: Whyy??
Dante: Your partner is way hotter than mine... *He walks away*
Travis:....But you're my partner???
Travis:...
Travis: Wait a damn minute. What!?!
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau dante#aphmau travis#danvis#dante x travis#dante and travis the show#theyy will always be the best brooos#one of them#definitely didn't leave on vacation with his girlfriend#theyy always have such a great time#on mystreet there's so many graves to fiind#all of them#definitely didn't leave him..#didnt leave him;^;
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Dante: Heh, with your mom~
Aphmau, just sitting there:...
Doctor: I-
Aphmau: Give him every dosage you have.
Doctor: But- But that could kill him.
Aphmau: Just fucking do it.
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau shalashaska#aphmau dante#dante about to go by bye
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Zack, younger and trying to teach himself how to cook: Wow... this is taking too long. Maybe I should add more degrees to the oven.
The Degrees were too much:
Zack's dad: Seriously? This is what I come home too when I leave you alone!?! At five years old? My house entirely GONE?
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau zack#zack shalashaska#incorrect zack#kinda headcannonned
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Derek, younger and playing with dolls: I need to protect you all. *He looks over at a dog cage* Oh I know! I can protect you by putting you in here.
Rowan: That's probably gonna be a serious problem in the future but let's ignore what happened there. Maybe he'll grow out of whatever that was.
#he did not grow out of that.#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau derek#derek lycan#aphmau rowan#younger derek#100% canon#aaron lycan#parenting skills
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Zack: At this point, I think straight people have gone extinct. I cannot find one anymore.
Derek: Me and Garte are straight though?
Zack: You literally fuck each other on saturday and flirt- Where is the straight??
Garte: Actually! It's only gay if we kiss, so your logic is actually flawed! We are still straight.
Zack:...I am done now.
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau derek#derek lycan#aphmau zack#aphmau garte#garte ro'meave#bisexual#pansexual#straight#both of them are straight.#well fuck me gently with a chainsaw-
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Derek, searching through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top???
Garte: Yes??? What do you need?
Michael: Which one.
Rachel: It's in the upper drawer, sweetheart.
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau derek#derek lycan#aphmau garte#aphmau zack#aphmau rachel#rachel lycan#submissive is... derek-#he has like 9 tops
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Ein: Where are you going?
Michael: Hell, eventually. Also, you're coming with me.
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau ein#ein shalashaska#ein valkrum#aphmau michael#michael valkrum#mystreet michael#mystreet ein
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Michael, reincarnating into another Valkrum baby: Hello, fellow mortals
Parent: Is it a boy or a girl-
Michael: Oh no not again-
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#valkrum#aphmau valkrum#aphmau michael#michael valkrum#oh god not again-#more gender-
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Derek, handing Garte money: Here. Thanks for today. I'll be seeing you more often?
Garte: Yeah, no problem. And of course... daddy.
#i'm so sorry#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau derek#derek lycan#aphmau garte#incorrect garte#garte ro'meave#where else do you think he would get the money from? and still be less than derek lycan#SOMETHING had to be going on between them#but if not- these are incorrect quotes for a reason.#probably before the wives? i can just see this happening#garte x derek#ro'meave x lycan
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Zack: Is anyone here heterosexual? At all?
Derek: Ye-
Zack: You are not obligated to say that after what happened yesterday. Moving on.
#aphmau#aphverse#incorrect quotes#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#aphmau derek#aphmau zack#derek lycan#heterosexual
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Derek: Eight inches.. well, that's embarrassing.
Zack: I'd flip you off but I'm busy doing stuff at the moment.
#aphmau#aphverse#aphmau mystreet#incorrect mystreet#mystreet#incorrect quotes#aphmau derek#aphmau zack#derek lycan#zack x derek#NSFW-#I guess you could think of this in a kid-friendly way though?
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