i kiss my wife harvey stardew valley but we both wear glasses and they keep clinking together whenever we smooch. love truly is blind. this ends in me being blocked by our cat outside the door at 2AM and i pass out cold on the wooden floor.
I was playing Stardew tonight and got jumpscared by the wizard just walking his ass through town in broad daylight to go to the bookseller. For 8 years he’s been a hermit! Isolated from the townsfolk who fear and distrust him! At most, he might be hiding at the edges of a festival where no one could notice him! That was the extent of his outings to Pelican Town! But now the bookseller is in town and he doesn’t give a fuck, he’s going to march his ass out there with his silly little hat on in front of the whole town and Yoba to get his books.