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Osomatsu-san Headcanons And Imagines!
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im so so so so SO sorry for inactivity! i havent been feeling well lately and i feel too overwhelmed when i look at the requests and i know it’s been like a year and season 2 started and ended and i didnt even watch all of it yet but i just dont feel motivated to write at all...? im so sorry for being so late to answering requests im just... i really dont know what to say im just overwhelmed and stressed all the time and having a headcanon blog and having another hc blog for another fandom is really bad for me because i have no experience in writing and i just dont have any motivation im so sorry i ranted too much lol i just dont know what to do
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Can I get a matchup, please? I'm 5'5 and I have darkbrown hair and hazel eyes. I'm pale and usually have sad face expression (I'm not sad tho). I'm INFP and I'm kinda shy and distant around new people. It takes a lot to gain my trust . Once someone gets to know me I become pretty playful and sarcastic. I also have dark and perverted sense of humor. I like to draw, read, swim, anything really. I stay at home most of the time. People also say that I walk "stoically silent" whatever that means.
I match you up with...
TODOMATSU MATSUNO
You probably met Todomatsu when he asked you if everything’s okay because, well, you looked sad and he didn’t want such a cute person to feel down! He’s easy to talk to and is as sarcastic and playful as you, so you’ll definitely get used to him quick. He may look cute and innocent, but he’ll reply to your perverted jokes with even more perverted jokes. The dark humor, however... creeps him out a little bit. Movie nights at home are his favorite dates with you!
#I didn’t really get what you meant by walking stoically silent sorry I can’t come up with anything lol#matchup#todo matchup#Osomatsu-san#todomatsu matsuno#ososan#mr osomatsu
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Aahhh I'm so nervous- a-anyways! If matchups are ok can I maybe possibly get one? But if they aren't being accepted at the moment please ignore me I'm short?? Like 5'1 and I wear shoes that make me taller, I have medium length, REALLY MESSY reddish brown hair and brown eyes, I'm really awkward and nervous and could never really have a proper conversation until I'm comfortable with the person and I'm shy but I really love listening to people talk !!That's all I can think of I rambled I'm sorry
requests are always open even if they pile up for months sorry lol
I match you up with...
KARAMATSU MATSUNO
Karamatsu finds your shortness and shyness adorable! He won’t push you to talk until you’re comfortable enough, though. I hope you don’t mind him trying to comb your messy hair! He’s always ignored by his brothers, so having a person who's willing to listen to him makes him very happy. And if you’re ever insecure about anything, he’ll always give you words of encouragement and praise.
#im back from the dead whats up#im so sorry this took too long sdfg#matchup#kara matchup#karamatsu matsuno#Osomatsu-san#ososan#osomatsu san#blanche1315
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SEASON 2 IS COMING IN OCTOBER 2017 CONFIRMED WOOO
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The Matsu's favorite animals!
Osomatsu:
All animals tbh
Karamatsu:
Weird and unique animals??? Idk but he’s a dog person
Choromatsu:
Cats (and birds)
Ichimatsu:
do I need to say anything? C a t s
Jyushimatsu:
DOGS
Todomatsu:
Bunnies (or any cute/fluffy animal)
#sorry this took so long hhhhhh h h#Osomatsu-san#ososan#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu matsuno#ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu matsuno#headcanons#animals#kookieq
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wow I can't believe I made it through this week anyway I'm feelin the matsus today so I might just work on the asks idk
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What if every matsu have power to transport themselves into other anime
SORRY THIS TOOK TOO LONG UMM
Osomatsu
WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS AND GO TO A HENTAI OR SOME SHIT
Karamatsu
like??? some shoujo romance
no but seriously maybe Fullmetal Alchemist
or Ouran Highschool Host Club. both are good.
Choromatsu
for some reason I feel he’d choose Fairy Tail don’t ask why
Ichimatsu
Bananya. end of discussion.
Jyushimatsu
do I even need to say anything?
Diamond No Ace.
it has baseball so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Todomatsu
I honestly have no idea
maybe like,,, generic ass anime like Naruto or Bleach
#Osomatsu-san#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu matsuno#ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu matsuno#anime#Headcanon
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Lmao same here my dude. Well, more like it's my parents' native tongue but bc I'm born out of their home country I don't know shit ;;
lol nice
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ASKFNVDZJDFj CHORO NO YOU DO NOT WANT TO LEARN ARABIC IT'S REALLY HARD. IT TOOK ME YEARS BEFORE I COULD SPEAK IT AND EVEN NOW I CAN'T.
I KNOW RIGHT THATS WHY I CHOSE THAT FOR HIM
(lmao I speak it natively but even to me it’s hard sometimes)
#im kinda happy you pointed that out bc thats my fav hc from that whole post#anons#not headcanons#osomatsu san#choromatsu matsuno
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How Good Are The Matsuno Brothers At English + Languages They Want To Learn
Osomatsu:
??? doesn’t know shit. 3/10
but maaaaybe wants to learn Korean or something similar to his native language.
Karamatsu:
actualy good omg??
can hold a simple conversation at least. 8/10
wants to learn something ~cool~ and ~romantic~ so probably French or Spanish.
Choromatsu:
ehh knows words and phrases here and there. 7/10
French sounds nice???? or Russian???
he probably wants to go for something difficult.... LIKE ARABIC OR ICELANDIC
ur rising choro pls stop
Ichimatsu:
doesn’t even bother. 2/10
if he had to choose a language it’d be German.
or Swedish. something like that.
Jyushimatsu:
nah. 1/10
he knows how to say ‘baseball’ in 12 different languages tho
either this or is secretly fluent in 40 languages.
Todomatsu:
fucking fluent and nobody can tell me otherwise. 9.5/10
already knows Korean, French, Norwegian, and is starting Swahili soon.
either this or knows languages nobody heard of, like Sellkup or Ithkuil.
#i was bored#headcanon#osomatsu-san#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu matsuno#Ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu matsuno#ososan#mr osomatsu#langblr#language
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You can send me headcanon requests about the parrotmatsus if you want…
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The Matsuno Brothers As Parrots
Osomatsu: Macaw
probably the first kind that pops into your head when someone says the word ‘parrot’, so it makes sense.
energetic and loving, just like his human counterpart.
can be annoying at times but he’s soft!!!!
can speak and imitate sounds pretty well but people teach him dirty words because it’s hilarious????
why are you screeching stop
5/10 would smooch, he bites a lot.
Karamatsu: Budgie
very tiny????
his nails are too long and scratches everyone.
he doesn’t mean it it’s just his nails ;n;
sings a lot.
why do people teach him english words????? no stop it he’s saying ‘brother’ on repeat
VERY cuddly. give him all the cuddles but please don’t squish him.
10/10 would smooch
Choromatsu: Indian Ringneck Parakeet
very smart!!! not in that gif tho uhhhhh
knows almost no words except for easy ones like ‘hello’, ‘thank you’ and ‘pretty bird’.
he is a pretty bird!!!
kinda shy?
100/10 would smooch
Ichimatsu: African Grey
poops everywhere jfc
likes imitating cat sounds.
a little aggressive.
talks really rarely and was abandoned a few times because of this.
don’t let him bite you. he’ll rip your finger off.
Jyushimatsu: Cockatoo (ok who saw this coming)
loves bouncy stuff!
loudest shit ever oh my god
such a sweetheart.
1000/10 would cuddle
his favorite sentence is ‘HUSTLE HUSTLE MUSCLE MUSCLE’ he says it all the time.
(second choice was a sun conure but ehh)
Todomatsu: Parrotlet
(pls imagine it pink. I couldn’t find a gif with a pink one. yes those exist.)
most adorable bird ever wtf???
seriously cutest thing ever
sometimes speak I guess.
hates the dark.
Idk nobody really likes him so
#i actually posted this before on my main blog but deleted it#i love birds and i love ososan so i combined them lol#headcanon#gifs#gif headcanons#osomatsu-san#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu matsuno#Ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu matsuno#birblr#kinda#parrots#ososan#mr osomatsu#parrotmatsu
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I got this hc that kara really is into alternative fashion. (like punk or goth) Could you write a scenario, like that he stands by the bridge (ep 2) & sees a girl like that and tries to impress her? (I'd be really happy if she'd be a punk btw ouo)
YAY FIRST ASK :0 anyway um, isn’t that like, canon? he already wears an edgy af leather jacket and a belt with a skull etc
Reader is female due to request!
Karamatsu meets a punk girl and tries to impress her:
He stood by the same bridge. He liked that bridge, people hardly ever came here, so it’s usually quiet. But when people did come, they were either being rude, or just flat out ignore him.
Except for today.
Karamatsu saw a beautiful, young woman who wore a sleeveless leather jacket similar to his, a plaid skirt, and what looked like net leggings. Or were they long socks? He couldn’t tell.
He had to go talk to her.
She wasn’t that far away from him, she was looking at the river underneath, deep in her thoughts. Karamatsu just hoped she didn’t see him staring at her.
He finally gathered the courage and approached her.
“Excuse me, my Karamatsu girl.” He spoke, breaking the silence.
“Hm?” She turned her head at his direction. She noticed his leather jacket and sunglasses, ‘It’s almost evening, why is he wearing sunglasses?’ She wondered. But he seemed to share her sense of fashion.
“Can I ask for directions?”
“To where?”
Karamatsu took off his sunglasses, “Your heart.”
The woman just stared at him for a second, then laughed.
Did it work?
“You’re cute.” she chuckled. He didn’t notice her lip piercing until now.
“A-Ahem…” He coughed into his hand, too flustered to say anything back. “Heh, I was blinded by your beauty…I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
She laughed again. “It’s _____. And you?”
“Matsuno Karamatsu at your service.”
~Later at home~
“My brothers! Guess who got a date next week!”
p>hope u like it lol sorry if it’s short
#i suck at writing flirty situations lmaooo#kara scenario#anon requested#osomatsu-san#karamatsu matsuno#mr osomatsu#how do i tag shit
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Sexuality + Pronouns Headcanons
Reminder that these are all my personal headcanons. Also, yes, I still have no asks. Send ‘em in!
Osomatsu: pansexual aromantic (he/him)
Karamatsu: bi(pan?)sexual panromantic (he/him)
Choromatsu: heterosexual biromantic (he/him, occasionally she/her)
Ichimatsu: bisexual panromantic (he/him or they/them)
Jyushimatsu: pansexual heteroromantic (??? still figuring themselves out, they/them or he/him atm)
Todomatsu: bisexual demiromantic (any pronouns, mostly he/him)
Bonus!
Totoko: asexual panromantic (she/her)
Iyami: bisexual biromantic (changes all the time)
Chibita: asexual biromantic (he/him)
#osomatsu-san#i didn't add dekapan or dayon bc nobody likes them lol#also i couldnt figure out what to have them as... so#Osomatsu-san headcanons#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu matsuno#Ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu matsuno#lgbt headcanons#mr osomatsu#totoko yowai#iyami#chibita
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Random Headcanons Nobody Asked For
Osomatsu:
allergic to dust.
used to have bunny slippers but god knows where they are now. probably ripped off or something.
loves chocolate??? so much???
Karamatsu:
really loves horror movies!
secret otaku.
loves shoujo anime.
does his eyebrows because he thinks it looks cool
it totally does
if he washed his eyebrows they’ll disappear. I’m not kidding don’t let him try this.
bisexual af
Choromatsu:
he loves birds. all kinds of birds. all bird is good bird. (based off of me lol)
he especially loves parakeets and penguins (not a seiyuu joke don’t kill me)
he’s actually allergic to any animal with fur (cats, dogs, rabbits, etc)
maybe that’s why he doesn’t hang around Ichimatsu that often. boy be full of cat fur.
Ichimatsu:
this guy is an amazing artist!
he used to draw a lot back in middle and high school
he stopped because he lost interest eventually...
has tons of scars. whether it’s because of the cats....or something else, it’s up to you.
fuckin hates snakes.
Jyushimatsu:
used to be bullied in school... poor juice boy
actually a great listener! want someone to vent to? go to him.
LOVES BUNNIES A LOT
the only athletic one out of his brothers.
Todomatsu:
thinking about having his ears pierced, but not very sure about it.
might be genderfluid?
has (err, used to have) a vine account where he posted funny vines about him and his brothers. rip vine
his most famous vine was where he smack-cammed Osomatsu.
it did not end well.
but it was worth it! :D
#sample of what my blog will be like#i have like 0 followers rn#osomatsu-san#ososan#Osomatsu-san headcanons#headcanon#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu matsuno#Ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu matsuno#mr osomatsu
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Hey, everyone!
New Osomatsu-san blog here! Send in requests please!
I will not be writing:
•NSFW
•B/L/M/atsu
•Suicide or anything related to it (but if it’s only subtle then maybe)
•Anything too gruesome
I WILL, however, write:
•Headcanons
•Short scenarios
•Match-ups
•Reaction gifs
Enjoy my blog!
#rules#not headcanons#osomatsu-san#ososan#anime#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu matsuno#Ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu matsuno
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