matty, she/her asexual lesbiandoctor who, books, politics, baking, musical theatre
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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
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duality of man
#murdering soldiers?#assassin’s creed odyssey was the last i played#but you commit a lot of crimes so#stealing?
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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oh god no clue 😭
um…. number 1?
1. i’ve actually nearly died twice
2. i’ve been on national tv
3. i’ve been arrested once
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Two truths and a lie, reblog with what you think prev's lie is and your own set of truths and a lie (and tag some people if you'd like)
I am a writer
I am an archer
I am a swordsman
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my favorite customer service slip ups
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good
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