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Rodolphus: I like murder mysteries.
Bellatrix, *trying to inpress him*: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases~
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Narcissa: Everyone's like "Why'd you give your ferret a pink leash if he's a boy?"
Narcissa: Well... The thing is he's a fucking ferret and he doesn't know what colors are.
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Bellatrix: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.
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James: wait, what are your pronouns?
Severus: what?
James: well, if I'm going to bully you, I need to know your pronouns
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Lily: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Narcissa, *deadpan*: Quit your job, kill your family.
Lily: Cissy....
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I'm still working on this head canon but like Narcissa was super special to regulus right? His favorite relative by a mile?
In the same way that regulus puts up with Sirius (and ONLY Sirius) calling him Reg or Reggie, Narcissa would have earned a nickname too.
My girl was the only person allowed to call him Arcturus. If anyone else tried, even Sirius, he'd have hexed them into oblivion. But Narcissa can call him that whenever she wants.
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Sirius: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Regulus, *deadpan*: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Remus: You know, Lily gives Narcissa flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Severus: Okay.
*Later*
Severus: *gives Narrcissa flowers*
Narcissa: ???
Severus: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Lily: I'm in love with Narcissa! There I said it!
Pandora: ...
Pandora, *pretending to be surprised*: Really? Wow! I never would of-... Gosh! That's a.... Shocker.
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Narcissa: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.
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Bellatrix: I said if I didn't become a star by 35 I was just going to become a serial killer.
Alice: ...
Alice: Well girl how old are you, I'm getting nervous??
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Lily: Do you like men?
Remus: I like dick.
Lily: ..... Ok.
Remus: Meeeeeen??? Questionably.
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Remus: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Sirius: ...
Sirius: I'm gonna tell him.
Regulus: Don't you dare.
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Narcissa, *turning to Sirius*: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Peter: I will send my army to attack!
Peter: *releases a dumpster of rats*
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Lily: I have feelings for you.
Narcissa: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Sirius: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT
Narcissa: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Sirius: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Narcissa: Somehow that's worse.
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