how come?

we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane

Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

:(

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

@ me

The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

You ever think about how in Socialist Bolivia they get these gorgeous Neo Andean buildings with these beautiful bright colors and bold forms, meanwhile in the capitalist world we get Frank Gehry, who's buildings appear hostile to human life and sanity and generally look like if skyscrapers had tumors and they tried to make those tumors into real buildings; and who's attempt at a "brain health center" would probably turn you into the fucking Joker if you went there?

...I'm actually not joking about that last one, look at it:

It's like if they gentrified a fucking Psychonauts level...

Dhalia Thorne | BreakThrough

The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."

Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.

Sequel comic here.

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

Summary

Asai Webb's life takes a dramatic turn when she tragically falls to her death while attempting to flee her abusive mother's control However, her story doesn't end there and she is reborn into a fantasy world as the heir to the Demon Emperor, but with a twist – she is now a man. As if that wasn't enough, Asai also learns that she was summoned to the world so that she can save it from impending disaster. Amidst the chaos and unfamiliarity of her new body, Asai also finds herself grappling with her own feelings and desires, wondering if she will finally find love in this new world as she struggles to come to terms with her past and embrace her new life as Javier.

Another gay romantasy? Of course!

15 chapters are up now and you can read them here:

A lot of people were asking for me to make a list of where to find all of my stories, so here it is! A link to all of my published novels as well as all of my Webnovels (Most of which are free to read!) The majority are LGBT Fantasy Romance, but there is a YA story mixed in and I'm planning on adding a Horror story soon as well! As always, thanks for supporting me!

A lot of people were asking for me to make a list of where to find all of my stories, so here it is! A link to all of my published novels as well as all of my Webnovels (Most of which are free to read!) The majority are LGBT Fantasy Romance, but there is a YA story mixed in and I'm planning on adding a Horror story soon as well! As always, thanks for supporting me!