Her: We never go out...
Me: thinking (you get fall down drunk everytime we go out) Okay, let's go meet some friends tonight.
Her: okay, sounds great.
3hrs later....
Me: Where did she go? I asked going back inside to try and track her down
10 mins later....
Her: 'falling down drunk trying to get in my car'
Me: I should've guessed. Put her in the car and put on her seatbelt. Struggle at home to get her outta the car and in the house. It's 9pm. She's passed out on the floor.
Anyone else out there have a partner that you can't take anywhere??
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Put your legs on my shoulders so I can eat what’s mine
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You can see how sad and empty ppl are by looking into their eyes....
Reasons why I wear sunglasses and avoid mirrors
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Looking for pussy to eat and an ass to fuck....
916 707 209 530 area codes
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“you will never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you.”
— Unknown
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My life is a fucking shit show and only Tumblr knows about it
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Russ - Ain’t Nobody Takin’ My Baby.
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I think the worst investment you could make, is in people. You will lose 100%
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You have to be careful who you let experience you.
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