This city doesn't have a "villain vs hero" situation, it's a "villain vs villain + left outside hero" situation.

The two villains, enemies to each other, swore to defeat the hero together but each day they get in the way of each other and muddle each others plans, to which the city stays unharmed. It's working so well the hero took vacations and no one noticed.

"It's giving head?"

French revolutionary: "Not anymore!"

Once upon a time there was a fuck. Then it met you. But what about me? What about them? You're right. Fuck and me then met yourself.

Happy polycule ending

Confession of a sailing freak:

“I have peed into the ocean“

*turns every rock as I crawl around the castle* where are you! I will find you sluts at heart!

Alexander Hamilton for sure is a slut at physical level. I am a mental slut. Where on this forsaken green earth are the psychological sluts? The emotional sluts? The platonic sluts? Hello??

Alexander Hamilton for sure is a slut at physical level. I am a mental slut. Where on this forsaken green earth are the psychological sluts? The emotional sluts? The platonic sluts? Hello??

not again.....

"His head so strong my guy got sucked inside"

Okay my dear apprentice. How about we all take a moment to realise that fucking black holes was a bad idea

"His head so strong my guy got sucked inside"

Okay my dear apprentice. How about we all take a moment to realise that fucking black holes was a bad idea

Haha bestie let's pretend to be lovers to piss off that obsessive person. It's been a long time now we're still just a pretend couple, right? Right...?

Demon falls in love with a biblically accurate angel

"The way you communicate is so autistic" peak communication tbh

Two enemies in a moment of deep understanding and love, crying, because they are the only ones who understand the pain. The only ones who cares. Both of them were so close in that hug, nothing could tear them apart. The rivalry didn't matter, neither do the scars of their past. All that mattered was them and them only.

"I love you"

"Now that I confessed my sins to you, can we go somewhere more private now?"

Sinner and priest confession trope, but make it enemies to lovers

Sinner and priest confession trope, but make it enemies to lovers

Yeah I'm an air addict. What about it? *forgets not to breath while swallowing and dies*

I just had an idea for a "I killed this monster that tried to attack us, but my child turned out to be a necromancer and now it's our pet and would only listen to my child. This thing still hates me" trope

"The highest praise you can hear from a warrior is that he'd put his life into your hands."