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cropping out the camera and mic and this is literally cas standing in front of the mirror in their bedroom telling dean he’s thinking of losing the trench coat and suit jacket and “does this look too casual? what do you think, dean? how do i look?” and dean’s like. “babe u always look hawt” without looking up from his game of candy crush “–but if you don’t get your ass in bed naked right now i’m gonna bust” and cas is like. “but dean we’re supposed to be meeting sam and eileen for brunch–” 
anyway, they are very late to brunch. 
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some ways in which learning english mostly through spn and tumblr when i was 14 has affected me:
- i thought stuff like biggerson’s and gas-n-sip were real
- i thought stanford was a fictional school they created specifically for sam in spn
- i thought kia sorento was a person
- i thought ‘kill’ ‘gank’ and ‘waste’ were like. pretty much equally used because of how much dean uses them
- i thought motels was just what people in america called hotels. i thought they just replaced the ‘h’ by a ‘m’ for some reason. just for kicks. why not
- i didn’t know ‘vessel’ could mean anything else than. well possessed person i guess. and was deeply distraught when my teacher asked me what it meant, listened to me rant about it for two minutes then went ‘its just like. a boat’
- it took me a while to realize that the word hunter was not, as a matter of fact, specifically applied to monsters
- had no idea who paris hilton was and thought they just made up a celebrity for supernatural. i repeat: i thought they created paris hilton for the cw show supernatural
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Jensen having to come up with new and creative ways to ask to be choked within an inch of his life
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Jensen - ‘hey guys it’s been a while since Dean got choked out by a man, I think I - I mean Dean, I think Dean really needs it’
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im sorry if this has been done before it wouldn't leave my head I had to do it
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y’all will not believe what happened…someone messaged me on tinder because they saw my performance and thought it was really hot?! IT WORKED IT FUCKING WORKED
I’m still healing from top surgery but I promised my friend I would do a drag routine to Man or Muppet with them…yes it is going to be performed in public at my university so I’m considering this a last ditch effort to Get Bitches i guess
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destiel or cockles? yes
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i’m just really passionate about art and stars and nature and flowers and dean winchester getting the ever-loving shit fucked out of him
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[Dean is a ghost haunting the Impala AU]
You know how self driving cars get stuck if you paint a white circle around them?
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Dean never calling Cas Hot Wings is perhaps one of the greatest tragedies of long running Jensen Ackles show Supernatural
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Autism isn’t caused by vaccines it’s caused by your mother watching Supernatural and kinning Castiel
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the thing is. dean implied to a motel manager that cas was his gay lover and that they needed the honeymoon suite to fuck in for 5 days. despite the fact that it was 1970s kansas. that literally happened in the show offscreen.
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that wasn't adlibbing that was dean taking control of the vessel
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cutest stoner ever <33
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OISDHFEOGH THE ONLY TV SHOW???
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Destiel, but this Cas and this is Dean
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uM, bye,
bye……….
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i still think there should've been one single dead sam clone among the thousands of dean clones naomi forced cas to kill
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