miss-ir-responsible
Miss (ir)responsible
she/her, tired, gay disaster, mom friend, linguistic barbie, theatre kid, autistichttps://archiveofourown.org/users/Marley_Potter/works
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*
Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord
Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen
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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife
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Please, I need more friends who like Starkid!
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Since rewatching TGWDLM/Nightmare Time and HIMYM I keep thinking: these two are the same guy in different fonts.
Womanizers.
Pretty obsessed with sex.
They changed their whole demeanor and style based on that one relationship with women which dumped them and took off with a jerk.
Very confident.
Great jokes.
For the longest time, we don't know what their job entails.
They have a hard time with emotions.
They have a brother they care about.
They believe they're best friend to other character (Paul/Ted) who has a best friend that isn't them (Bill/Marshall).
Great at elaborate schemes to get what they want.
If anyone wants to, feel free to add some stuff, it's just been on my mind for quite some time.
#himym#barney stinson#how i met your mother#tgwdlm#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#nightmare time#joey richter#neil patrick harris#starkid#team starkid#hatchetverse
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But have you considered Pokotho Bliklotep (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim, pokotho, bliklotep, t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim) T'noy Karaxis (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy, karaxis, nibblenephim) Nibblenephim (pokotho, bliklotep t'noy karaxis, nibblenephim) (Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath, Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath) Wiggog, Wiggog Y'rath?
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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
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She’s so hot and men get sooo mad that he didn’t leave her when she gained some weight
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what i wouldn't give to do a table read of tgwdlm with my friends
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PJO/DCU crossover where instead of marrying Gabe, Sally moved to Gotham because the city is so messed up it repels monsters to raise her son. It doesn't stop all of them but it's more like he's a regular demigod then a super powerful one.
While there she meets Jason Todd, a street kid who squats near her home. Percy makes friends with Jason. Jason is like ten to Percy's... six. When Jason gets picked up by Bruce, the street kid insists on remaining friends with Percy, and Sally who is a sweetheart.
Sally and Bruce dance around each other until they start dating. She also confesses who Percy's father is and Bruce admits to being Batman. He talks to Wonder Woman is all over meeting her little cousin/nephew since she's Bruce's friend.
Just... Percy being the kid of Bruce and while he's not a Robin (no interest and because Diana knows of the prophecy so he isn't sure what he's going to be doing) he is trained by him.
He still meets Grover though, and Chiron.
(I also imagine the Minotaur thing happens and Sally is taken. Percy is furious.)
Thoughts?
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“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking
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i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog
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