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minimarvelh ¡ 1 day
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Tony: kid, why did you eat 2 kilo candies? You know that you can’t have them before sleep.
Peter: I didn’t wanna.
Tony: then..why did you eat them?
Peter: because 👹 parasites 👹 in me wanted candies.
Tony:
Tony: I am deleting tiktok on your phone.
Peter: WAIT NO-
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minimarvelh ¡ 1 day
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Peter: this is so much fun!!
Tony: ..you’re literally in the medbay with two broken ribs.
Peter: yeah, this is a small con, but I am playing chess with you, watching SpongeBob and eating a jelly, what could be more fun?
Tony: …
Tony: …
Sam: I think he has a poin-
Tony: zip it.
Sam: I mean in a sense-
Tony: ZIP.IT
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minimarvelh ¡ 1 day
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I love when Tony comfort Peter
SAME I read only fics, where Tony comforts Peter😭😭they are my lifeline
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minimarvelh ¡ 2 days
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Heheheh HEHEHHEE HEEEEEEEE *take deep breath* HEEEEHEHHEEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Peter: *heheheh HEHEHEHEHEHE* this whole world is mine *HEHEHEHE* I will destroy everything *HEHEHEHE* I am the villain *HEHEHEHE-*
Tony, entering the bathroom: kid, what the he-
Peter, covering everything up: DON’T LOOK-
Tony: why on earth did you took a pan and poured soap there? wait, is it my shaving foam?
Peter, trying to hide trace evidence: n-no, w-what are you talking about?
Tony: is at a glitter? OH MY GOD PETER is that a glitter? why is the whole washbasin in glitter?!?
Peter:
Peter, with small voice: I tRiEd tO mAkE pOiSoN.
Tony:
Tony: kid, honestly, what the fu-
(I thought of it as the evil laugh, I hope I interpreted it right hahaha😭😭😭have a good day!❤️)
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minimarvelh ¡ 2 days
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Tony: I hate bugs.
Peter, tears in his eyes: w-what?
Tony: I said I hate- hey, kid, are you okay?
Peter, crying and packing his clothes: no one loves me..I am so alone..
Tony: wait Peter, I didn’t mean..
Peter: my own dad HATES me
(inspired by reply under my post by @bellathered)
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minimarvelh ¡ 2 days
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HAHAHAHA OMG😭😭 Clint Barton himself confirmed this information. so this is official
Clint: so, you’re Peter Parker-Stark?
Peter: oh, no I’m not Tony’s..
Clint: lol, that man has entire world in his hands but he looks at you like you’re his entire world. You’re 100% his son or I’m not the father of my kids (I am).
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minimarvelh ¡ 3 days
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HIIII, I head canon that baby Peter love to bring lost puppy home to Tony and when Tony say no, Peter and that puppy will give him their biggest, saddest and most TRAGIC puppy eyes ever! What did Tony do?
AWWW 🥹❤️I think they would probably adopt all of them.
Pepper: Tony, WTF?!? I left you with Peter for ONE week and you adopted TEN FREAKING DOGS?!?!
Peter hated the idea to give them to some shelter and since dogs didn’t have any breed they couldn’t find any people in the Tony’s circle, who Peter could trust with adopting Bluey, Bingo, Chilli, Bandit, Muffin, Socks, Pom Pom, Rusty and Stripe.
So Tony built their own shelter, where Peter would come every day to play with all of the dogs he would rescue. And of course they would do their best to find everyone their sweet home.
Well, except Bluey, Bingo, Chilli, Bandit, Muffin, Socks, Pom Pom, Rusty and Stripe. Now they all live with them in the Tower and sleep in the bed with Tony, Pepper and Peter. And Tony think he might go insane. But after awhile they get used to it. And even started to love it. What things we do for our kids..
(I hope you are having a good day🥹❤️)
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minimarvelh ¡ 3 days
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Does aunt may have a custody agreement with Tony
Hi!! I headcanon it, but it’s not in the canon😭
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minimarvelh ¡ 3 days
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Do you have any sleepy irondad cuddles headcannons? the pet names are literally the cutest
OMG YES YES YES
I headcanon Tony calling Peter kid, kiddo around other people, but when they alone (or with Pepper) he calls him bubba, roo, spiderbaby, chipmunk (form Alvin and the chipmunks, I headcanon that Peter LOVES this cartoon and every month they are rewatching it and Tony finds some resemblance between Peter and Theodore (“honestly, Peter has characteristics all of them”) so Tony calls him chipmunk)
Most of the time Peter calls Tony “Mr.Stark” despite how close they are, but when he is sleepy he slips and calls him dad.
If Peter falls asleep on the couch, Tony carries him into his room.
If Peter has nightmares, he comes into Tony’s and Pepper’s bedroom and sleeps with them.
Peter is like a small octopus and always sleeps literally on Tony, compressing him and making it hard for the man to breathe (what we do for our kids)
Pepper always laughs and makes a tons of pictures of them.
Peter is really affectionate, but when he is sleepy he is 1000% more affectionate and always wants as much physical contact as possible.
One of the first times when they cuddled on the couch, Tony discovered if Peter feels comfortable and safe he purrs.
Peter is a big spoon (he is an octopus and a spider, of course he is a big spoon)
that’s only some of them!! (sorry for responding so late😭😭)
I hope you are having an amazing day!!
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minimarvelh ¡ 3 days
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do you have any irondad fic recs where there's like an actual plot? like where there's a villain or something that extends over quite a few chapters (i don't think ive quite explaines it right haha) but one i really like is Identity Theft by KitCat992
Hi!! I am really sorry for answering so late, I didn’t have any energy the last few days😭
I tried to find something but for the last year the only fics I have read are 1000-10000 words and it’s mostly pure fluff hahaha😭😭 but I tried to find something that I have read in the past, maybe you would like it :3
(also you can check @irondadfics (you are amazing!!) they have pinned post where you can find any fic you want)
The Guardian by EmilyF.6 (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12914827/1/The-Guardian)
Coming Home by inkinmyheartandonthepage https://archiveofourown.org/works/24318127/chapters/58626880
No Ulterior Motive by ob_liv_ious_writer https://archiveofourown.org/works/37635235/chapters/93947347
Just a Mouse Stuck in a Glue Trap by orphan_account https://archiveofourown.org/works/28532517/chapters/69918165
Life as a coconut by Bergen https://archiveofourown.org/works/33045991/chapters/82026409
out there, living in the sun by Hailfire_73 https://archiveofourown.org/works/21694885/chapters/51744169
Remembrance by edibna https://archiveofourown.org/works/15061892/chapters/34918670
I read them 2 years ago so I don’t remember how good they are, but I hope maybe you will find something you like😭❤️❤️ I definitely have more fics in my bookmarks, so if you need more recommendations, i will gladly give them!!
I hope you are having a good day!!❤️❤️❤️
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minimarvelh ¡ 8 days
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Clint: let me get this straight, you met this kid and immediately adopted him?!
Tony: what a nonsense!! At first I was his boss and after THAT I adopted him.
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minimarvelh ¡ 9 days
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Tony: you know, you remind me of someone who ate bugs as a child. well you’re still a child, but when you were childer.
Steve: Tony eww Peter definitely did nOt-
Peter: caterpillar…they were in my strawberry..
Steve: oh my gOd, Peter, nOt when we are eating.
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minimarvelh ¡ 10 days
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Clint: so, you’re Peter Parker-Stark?
Peter: oh, no I’m not Tony’s..
Clint: lol, that man has entire world in his hands but he looks at you like you’re his entire world. You’re 100% his son or I’m not the father of my kids (I am).
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minimarvelh ¡ 10 days
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HAHAHAHA OMG😭😭😭
Tony *secretly tearing up* that’s my boy
(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)
Baby Pete struggling to say words
Peter: Ma...
Pepper: he's going to say mama!
Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.
Peter: Da...
Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement
Peter: ...Beryllium!
Pepper: ...
Tony: ...
Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.
Tony: ...my bad.
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minimarvelh ¡ 10 days
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omg thank you for tagging me 🥹❤️
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HAHAHA I don’t know why I am a danger to society, I only once choose violence but it was only if my friends would get hurt.
and idk about short, I am ~ 5’4😭
but I love making it :3
(I don’t know who I should tag, so anyone who wants to do it is welcome 🥹❤️)
Can we do a picrew chain? please?
Take this uquiz
Do this picrew
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this is pretty accurate except I dont have blue in my hair
nf for all ofc but ill tag my friends
@3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat @esotericisnotdead @river-blue @samijami @kirby-impostor @genderfcker @destructivelynch @moonsfavoritedaughter @vermilion-love @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @logicallyanxious9z @lunarsands @icefireanimates @that-one-furry-sky @selenadoom @davvero-annoiatx and anyone else who stumbles appon this!
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minimarvelh ¡ 11 days
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Tony, pointing at Peter: he is NOT my son.
Tony:
Tony: yet.
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minimarvelh ¡ 12 days
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Tony: I hate hugs.
Peter: you hugged me yesterday.
Tony: it was a fluke, it won’t happen again.
*five minutes later*
Tony: who is my little itsy bitsy spiderbaby?
Peter, who has a zoom lesson with his camera on:
this will haunt me for the rest of my life.
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