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The sickest burn I saw on pintrrest the other day:
Creep: Hey!
Girl:
Creep: Hey sweetcheeks! I'm talking to you
Girl: What?
Creep: You know, there should be a warning on my d***. Like, choking hazard.
Girl: Yeah, that's also the label they put on small objects honey
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Marry/Fuck/Kill Pjo edition:
Marry: The fucking queen Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano. I swear I'm not kidding. She is my wifey. I would bend down for her in anyway.
Fuck: Rachel or Percy prob. Percy got he's got a great body, but I dont want chase to kill me aswell. Rachel cause she is the second queen after my Reyna.
Kill: Octavian. I think theres no explanation needed, yeah.
Harry Potter edition:
Marry: Harry Potter himself. He is extremely selfless, and I believe he will treat his wife as a fucking queen and just put his family above everything else. And also cause he's my fav.
Fuck: Hermione Granger please. I simply am in awe of that woman, and boy anybody would be lucky to get on with Granger. Not just for the body, but also her personality and heart.
Kill: Umbridge. Again, I think there is no explanation needed.
Any new ideas for preferences? 😊😊
#jason grace#nico di angelo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#percy jackson memes#fuck#first kill#happily married#reyna avila ramirez arellano#rachel dare#octavian#hazel levesque#harry potter#hermione granger#wizard#hogwarts#heroes of olympus
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Shit people is this dam world have spewed as Pjo characters Part 2:
*A kid named Roman trips over and falls*
Frank: The Empire has fallen!
Hazel: *cries*
Travis: Show em what you got Hazel, c'mon.
Hazel: You, you stupid burrito!
Connor and Travis: OOHHH BURN BITCH!!
Teacher: Why can I hear you guys talking?!
Luke: I dont know bitch maybe cause you have ears!.
My Luke Castellan preference will be out on saturday!!! 🥰🥰🤩
#jason grace#nico di angelo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson memes#percy jackson#hazel levesque#frank zhang
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Shit people in this dam world have spewed as Pjo and Hoo characters:
"Your cries of annoyance and misery are music to my ears" - Leo Valdez.
"Being normal is abnormal" - Nico DiAngelo.
"Having basic common sense is a very rare virtue. Only some are gifted with it. Except me nobody seems to have it" - Annabeth Chase.
"Where you going?"- Clarisse
"Off to kill someone, wanna come?"- Reyna
"Hell yeah!"- Clarisse
"I'm everybody's daddy, hun"- Percy Jackson.
"My boobies are hurting"- Will Solace.
"Dont let my dad bless you, unless you wanna be stuck with a lifelong problem"- Jason Grace.
"I know you dont like me which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you"- Thalia Grace.
"EMERGENCY! My outfit isnt dope today!"- Piper McLean.
Part 2 will be up soon.. If you also want any preferences, one shots, or imagines please tell me. I'd be more than happy to fulfill you request!! 🥰🥰🥰
#percy jackson memes#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#jason grace#pjo thalia#reyna arellano#piper mclean#nico di angelo#leo valdez#will solace#annabeth chase#percabeth#solangelo#pjo stuff#preferences#pjo imagine#incorrect pjo quotes
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*Percy, Jason, and Nico at the zoo*
Percy: Why are all these poor animals kept in prison, man?
Jason: This is not a prison, Percy.
Percy: So what is it? A jail or something?
Jason: No-
Nico: *Pointing to a penguin* Bet that one is in for murder.
#percy jackon and the olympians#nico di angelo#jason grace#demigods#percy jackson#percy jackson memes#percy#jason#greek stuff#murder is okay#at the zoo#heroes of olympus#roman statue
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When I die, I want somebody to update my bio saying "Drinking wine with Satan rn"
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It hurts when your own parents know as another phone obsessed teenager....
They don't know the crisis in your head
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Your child should not be relieved to know you're not home.
It shouldn't make them feel happy. They should miss you and feel terrible.
That's how you know you raised your child right.
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