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true story i went to this bar in san diego and the bathroom was unisex w three stalls. i walk in and the first one is pretty gross, second one is a black commode with a black light bulb directly over head and all i can tell is it appears to be COVERED in piss, more than i thought a toilet seat could hold. i go to the THIRD stall and it’s STACKED with toilet paper just coming up & out the bowl. so i’m like jfc ok and i go back to the first one to squat over it. i’m mid pissin and this lady comes in and does the same thing except much more vocal. she goes to her first (my third) and is like **ew wtf**. and i’m like oh no baby wait. she hits the second and loud asf goes “IS THIS A MFKIN JOKE??” and went back to the other one, flushed it and i’m guessing did her business. i bout fell on my own filthy assseat bc my body locked up trying not to laugh.
i was blowed out when it happened and the first time i told the story but imma think about it every time i go shopping in the public restroom
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BLOODIED BANDAID (TAROT GAME)
What can you not just put a bandaid on?
STATUS: OPEN
Often life hits us like a ton of bricks and it can be quite difficult to differentiate between what we can ignore and what we must heal from. What big wound have you put a bandaid over? And how much blood is seeping through?
Hello and welcome to my Tarot game!! This game is to look at and find out which part of your healing journey you need to focus on, what situation have you left ignored for too long, and what needs some more tender loving care and affection from you?
RULES:
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- Send me an ask with your initials
- Give me something that you enjoy doing too!
- Let me know whether you would like this reading to be public or private, public will mean it gets posted on my blog, private will be handled in dm’s
- Be very careful, I may bring up repressed memories and wounds from the past, so only participate in this if you are mentally stable enough for it
- Wait patiently! I will only be taking the first 30 asks, so be quick to send one to secure a place
- Be kind when receiving the reading, I will be checking everyone’s energy prior to the readings to make sure you’re all prepared, however if I mention something that upsets you (I probably will) please be kind and gentle, do not be rude to me
DISCLAIMER: Not following the rules will lead to not being able to participate in the game. Unfollowing me after receiving your reading will lead to you not being able to participate in another game on this blog!
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because he looks like he was the one making them
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“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.”
— Alfred Tennyson
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fyi the term “mating embrace” is being employed bc frogs use external fertilization. the female lays unfertilized eggs and the male fertilizes them. so it’s a mating embrace bc she’s laying eggs and then he’s fertilizing them, rather than them ~performing coitus~.
Orange-eyed Leaf Frog aka Blue-sided Leaf Frog (Agalychnis annae), in a mating embrace (amplexus), family Hylidae, Costa Rica
photograph by Wildlife With Daniel CR
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“Their anatomy indicates the fawns would never have been viable,” D’Angelo said “Yet, they were found groomed and in a natural position, suggesting that the doe tried to care for them after delivery. The maternal instinct is very strong.”
Conjoined whitetail fawns.
Image courtesy of Dr Gino D'Angelo from the University of Georgia.
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that’s only like 45 sheep tho
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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i think i have six blogs but i meant for this to go here
i loved barbies so much when i was younger and the new barbie movie reminded me of favorites such as swan lake and the twelve dancing princesses, but it has also dug from the depths of my memory- Barbie Birthday Party at Walt Disney EPCOT from 1994 and i am now watching it and reconnecting with little me watching this on VHS with conviction
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