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this has probably happened in the marvel canon hasn't it.
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MC: Do you ever just cry your eyes out like full blown mental breakdown and then you see your own reflection and you just stop because you look kind of gross?
Mammon: I- No? What? MC are you okay?
MC: I'm completely fine.
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If Levi has a panic attack, he starts to ramble about random TSL trivia or talk about the entire plot of an anime he hasn't seen in years as he comes down. It keeps him grounded and helps him feel better.
Mammon is actually the best person to be with him during these times, because he's committed enough of the topics to memory that he can ask questions and keep Levi talking.
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I would absolutely steal the brothers' jackets whenever I get the chance. >:3 It's always night in the Devildom so having a warm jacket available is always a good idea
You basically own one of the boys jackets / sweaters lol
They all make sure to give you one (probably after seeing you in Mammon’s jacket one day cuz you were cold and feeling jealous lol) and each of the boys hope you’ll wear his more!!-
But it’s kinda funny, because once in awhile the boys will switch out the jacket / sweater for a new one. so it smells more like him again Taking the one he gave you back so he can wash ‘n wear it again before giving it back to you!!-
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Beel not getting the hint that you want to sleep with him, or you're just too shy to tell him upfront. The solution? Spell it out to him with cupcakes.
You bake and ice ten cupcakes, each cupcake had a letter to spell out 'wanna fuck?'
Beel looks over the cupcakes and lets out a small chuckle, before returning his gaze to you.
"Yes absolutely." He smiles before slinging you over his shoulder to take you to his bedroom.
and bam you get laid.
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these are so good ahhhhhhh
Things that are canon because I said so:
- Lucifer has only ever broken down a total of three times and all three times were in the presence of Mammon and no one else
- Satan goes out of his way to find human folktales about demons and figuring out if they’re true or not
- Mammon thinks science is really cool but he’s a little stupid so it cancels out
- Beel sends recipes to Mc when they’re in the human world so they can make them and freeze them and then send them to him but Mc had to explain it doesn’t work that way and it would rot or just be gross
- asmo is the brothers matchmakers he is the reason for 90% of their relationships
- asmo has tried to have sex with Barbatos repeatedly but has never ever ever succeeded
- Diavolo definitely has gone to Devildom orgies and just watched for fun
- diavolo has seen Asmo at way too many
- demons can’t get stds but angels can
- demons are fertile on their periods opposed to humans
- Satan reads about human history and has a great understanding of human stuff but somehow Levi ends up knowing more because of anime
- Mammon gets angel, demon, and human history mixed up “Whaddya mean demons didn’t have an Adolf Hitler??? He killed lots of people right???”
- Belphie steals pillows from Lucifer’s room all the time
- Mammon has tried every single psychedelic in creation, remembers practically none of them
- Lucifer has Asmo color his grays for him, his pride won’t let him go to a salon
- Lucifer also plucks grays he has in his eyebrows or uses makeup
- Levi knows obscure human animes but doesn’t know the popular ones???? But Mammon has watched the popular ones… (Levi refused to watch the popular ones because Mammon watched them first)
- Barbatos likes to take ice baths to sooth himself
- Diavolo thinks it’s terrifying Barbatos likes ice baths
- Simeon shares Lucifer stories in exchange for good grades with Diavolo (no one knows but dia)
- Solomon secretly stalked Lucifer when he first decided he wanted to make a pact, because of that, he knows Lucifer’s habits better than Lucifer
- Lucifer has secretly been paranoid he’s been watched all this time but he has thought it was his father or Michael, not Solomon
- Michael frequently writes letters to the brothers but never sends them and Simeon is this close to stealing them and bringing them to the brothers
- Lucifer would let the brothers get a pet if Mc asked but actually because he secretly wants one
- Mammon pretends like he’s the big speed racer fan and would totally do it himself but his older brother instincts kick in when he goes past the speed limit by .1737382 miles
- Lucifer is convinced Mammon can’t drive but Mammon is convinced Lucifer can’t drive and both are backseat drivers
- Mammon used to dine and dash until he worked in a restaurant… yeah he doesn’t do that at all anymore
- finally, all of the brothers have this secret part of the hol that they think no one else knows about but they actually all use the same space just ALWAYS at different times
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masiola · 10 months
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improvised weapon: asmodeus
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Obey me brothers giving and receiving NSFW HCs
MDNI!!
x GN! reader
Lucifer
(receiving)
Depending on his mood and the place, sometimes he'll let out only quiet breathy moans or groans (any place other than his bedroom), and other times he'll moan loudly, eyes rolling into the back of his head.
praises praises praises
"You're doing so good dear."
"Such a good human for me."
"You look so beautiful sucking on my cock."
Can be degrading if he's had a bad day or if you've been misbehaving. He'll be rougher with you, guiding your head up and down his length, until he paints your throat white.
"You love my cock in your mouth don't you, my little slut."
"You like being used like this? Hmm?"
Plenty of praise after and forehead kisses of course.
He looks at you the whole time. He loves to see your fucked out face at the end; lips red and plump; a mix of spit and cum dripping down your chin; tear stained cheeks. You look so perfect to him.
(giving)
Painfully slow at first, he wants you to beg and tell him exactly what you want
If you try thrusting your hips upwards, he'll warn you and pin them down to the bed.
Overstimulation until you're crying. He kisses your tears away after and offers plenty of hugs. He cleans you up and changes the sheets if they get dirty.
Mammon
(receiving)
Tries not to moan loud because he gets a little embarrassed, but always gives up at the end. Throwing his head back and crying out loud enough for the whole HoL to hear.
"T-that's good baby!"
"Yer mouth feels s' good darlin'."
Make eye contact with him during and he'll start rambling on about how you're the most beautiful and handsome being to ever exist. When he's close he'll guide your head and start panting, followed by a string of 'I love you's. He likes to cum on your face. He wipes it off with a warm towel and kisses it after.
(giving)
He takes his time because he wants to explore all of you with his hands and tongue.
He mutters possessive things from in between your legs. Maybe growls a little?
"You're my human, all mine."
"MY human...so pretty."
Leaves marks on your thighs.
He loves giving you head sm, he could get off on it alone. Moans the entire time.
Leviathan
(receiving)
Generally subby, especially when it comes to oral. He's a little scared to take control so you get to set the pace, position etc. Tell him to use his words and he'll whine and whimper for you to go faster.
Stuttering and blabbering mess. His face is bright red the entire time and he'll try to hide with his hands or pillow.
"It's t-too much."
"I-if you keep doing that your gonna make me cum!" (like duh that's the point).
He's thrusting his hips upwards constantly without really meaning to, but damn does it feel good to fill you up completely.
Two dicks? No problem we have two hands for a reason ;)
double the cum double the fun
He'll get a little annoyed if you suck him off in the middle of a game. His headset and controller are thrown somehwere on the desk and his back is arching from his seat. Once you're done his attention returns to the game over screen and he frowns. He puts his headset back on just for you to wrap your hands around his cocks and start pumping again.
"W-wait! It's ahhh~"
(giving)
His long, forked snake tongue can basically do anything, flick, suck, fuck your hole, ask and it will be done. He loves it when you cum on his face.
"C-canyousitonmyfaceplease."
Breathing is overrated anyways.
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MC:*Cocking a nerf gun and pointing it at Lucifer*
Lucifer *Not looking up from his paperwork* Must you?
MC: I Must.
Lucifer: I understand. Fire at will.
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masiola · 10 months
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Hi! Do you think you could headcanons of Mammon being jealous of his brothers taking up MC’s time and then MC makes it up to him with cuddles?
why of course! your wish is my command anon :> one jealous little baby coming right up! i hope you enjoy reading this mess, as i can’t feel boundaries and don’t know when to stop when i start doing headcanons hehe
step one of how to care for your mammon - NEVER leave him alone (obey me!mammon x reader)
we all know that mammon’s like a little puppy - he craves attention
and who does he crave attention from the most? his favourite human (though he’d never admit it)
so when he came down for breakfast on a beautiful saturday morning, hoping to spend the day with you, he was not met with the sight he expected to see
the seat, in which you were usually sitting in, was vacant
were you sick? did you oversleep? did something happen to you?
mammon’s thoughts were all over the place
“relax, moron” levi’s voice snapped the avatar of greed out of his thoughts. “if you’re looking for MC, they left with satan a while ago.”
“wh- left where??” mammon spluttered as he sat down in his seat
“dunno. don’t care” and levi was back to playing on his phone.
mammon didn’t really feel like eating anymore, but he forced himself to have a few bites of the omelette lucifer made and then gave what was left to beel
he spent the rest of his morning in his room, having made no plans for today as he expected to hang out with you
he busied himself watching random Deviltube videos and thinking up new schemes on how to steal some of lucifer’s valuables
you had to come back sooner or later, right?
and you did, but, not as quickly as mammon had expected
sometime in the afternoon, when mammon was bored out of his mind, he heard something that made his hopes go up
the voice that was echoing through the house of lamentation belonged to his favourite human
finally!! his time has come!!
he ran out of his room and towards the place where your voice could be heard the loudest
the sight he saw before him, though, made him stop in his tracks
you’d just came back from some new art gallery with satan, when asmo happily skipped over to you
“MC, my dearest” he cooed out “let’s go shopping!!”
“n-now?” you were dead tired and the least you wanted to do was shop
“of course!” asmo was already pulling you right back through the front door “i won’t take no for an answer!”
and that’s the sight mammon came across
“oi!” he exclaimed. “get your hands off MC!”
“MOM SAID IT’S MY TURN TO PLAY WITH MC NOW”
you managed to mouth out an apologetic “sorry” to the demon, before asmo blocked your view of him
asmo simply smiled “better luck next time~” and shut the door in mammon’s face
and so mammon was left alone for the second time that day
what was he supposed to do now?
the demon groaned. usually, he’d go bother MC, but now... there was no MC to bother
mammon spent the afternoon snooping around the outside of lucifer’s office, trying to find some secret lever that’d get him inside
he knew there wasn’t one, but he wanted to keep himself productive
he did, however, find an expensive looking watch behind one of the books
that was his first win of the day
around dinner time, the handle to the front door started jiggling
by then, mammon had given up on trying to find a way inside lucifer’s office, so he was sprawled out on one of the armchairs instead
the sounds, coming from the front door, snapped him out of his moping
he was the first one at the door this time
and there you were, walking in with countless different bags, looking more exhausted than ever
asmo was right behind you, carrying even more bags, happily chattering your ear off
he smirked knowingly, when he saw his older brother, standing before them “they’re all yours now” he sang out
you walked over to mammon, who was standing there, lips pressed in a tight line
you knew how jealous the avatar of greed could get
after all, as he’d often declare, he was your first man
you smiled softly “was there something you needed from me?”
“f-from you? i don’t need nothin’ from no human!” mammon stuttered out, not prepared to have your full attention. “just so ya’ know, i was super busy the whole day! i just happen to have a little time now...” he scratched his head
“well,” you sighed, turning to walk towards your room “if the great mammon wishes, he can come hang out in my room”
you knew he’d follow you anyways, with an invitation or without
just as you were about to press down on the handle leading to your room, a deep voice called out from the end of the corridor
“ah, MC” it was lucifer. “i’m glad i caught you, i need to urgently speak to you in my office.” his eyes landed on you, then on mammon and back to you “and i mean now, MC.”
you turned your body to mammon, who looked like he got punched in the gut
“i’m sorry” and you really were. you wanted to finally unwind and spend time with him as much as he did with you
“i promise i wont take long” you told him. “do you mind waiting in my room?” you squeezed out the best apologetic smile you could muster up
he quietly shook his head, taking the bags from your hands, and entered your room
“ah fuck.” you thought to yourself “he’s upset”
but now was not the time to think about it. you’ll make it up to him when you come back
so you followed lucifer into his office
around half an hour later you were done
apparantely diavolo suddenly thought of around 100 questions that he wanted the exchange students to answer as quickly as possible
you weren’t sure why he wanted to know if the bathroom soap smelled nicer at RAD or at the house of lamentation, but you didn’t have time to complain
you were hurrying back to your room
opening the door, you were greeted with darkness and the familiar scent of your room’s fragrance, which was mixed with mammon’s cologne
you could vaguely make out a figure sprawled out on your bed
you kicked off your shoes and climbed into the bed, hugging the white haired demon from behind
you weren’t sure if he was sleeping, but you started talking anyways
“i’m sorry, mammonie” your voice came out in a whisper “i wish i could’ve spent more time with you today”
you felt the demon shift as he turned to face you
“i’m your first man, MC” his voice almost sounded sad. “you should put me before others....” you could feel his pout from the way he spoke
you couldn’t help but quietly laugh at his words
“trust me, if it was up to me, i’d never leave your side” you pulled his head into your chest, letting him wrap his hands around your body
you started playing with his hair “i’m all your now”
then you added “but please don’t make me do anything else, i’m beat” you giggled
mammon was glad the darkness hid his reddened face
he sighed, cuddling up to your chest even more, in an attempt to hide his blush
“this is perfect the way it is.” his voice came out as a mumble and you understood how vulnerable he must’ve felt at that moment to say such words
you placed a chaste kiss on the top of his head and let yourself relax for the first time that day
and as mammon felt your hands slowly cease to play with his hair and noticed your chest start to move at a slower and steadier pace, a single thought crossed his mind
he’d wait for an eternity if it meant that, in the end, he’d get to lay in your arms like this
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I got this scenario in my head with a short mc who's sleeping on the couch with a blanket fully covering them and then Beel walks in and doesn't see them so accidently sits on them. This has been plaguing my mind💀
I- I- well see all I can’t think is MC is crushed to death- but I’d feel so bad for Beel 😭 ‘n he’d never forgive himself hdkdhdj
But!!! For a slightly more realistic idea…let’s say Beel sits on MC’s legs or something and they scream- which in turns makes Beel jump up (and maybe scream himself because the couch just screamed at him 💀)
So they’re both just there- staring at each other for a few minutes trying to figure out exactly what just happened…..
After they’ve both calmed down a bit (and if MC isn’t hurt-) it’s just something they can laugh at- tho now the other 6 brothers are standing there because they all heard MC screaming….
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Obey Me brothers x MC who has a hard time taking care of themselves
This includes eating, hygiene, sleep, relaxing/winding down.
It took a lot of courage for MC to admit to their struggle(s). The brothers were understanding, and were prepared to help them as much as they could.
"MC? Have you drunk anything today?"
"MC, are you hungry? I was about to get something to eat from the kitchen."
"MC let's brush our teeth together."
"Let's watch a film together. This one is a favourite of mine."
Will praise you if you complete a task you find difficult.
Really appreciate that you try, even it's a small attempt.
"Well done MC, we're proud of you."
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I had to get this out of my system
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knight and princess
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Obey me brothers and datetables at the club 😛😛
Lucifer, Diavolo and Barbatos
Lucifer goes maybe once or twice a year with Diavalo, only to the VIP clubs.
3 bottles of demonus later, Lucifer can't form coherent words because he's laughing so hard.
Luci once went to a public club and so many demons were swarming around him asking to dance. Never again.
Diavolo mainly goes for Lucifer's sake so 'Lucifer can let his hair down' (is what he told Barbatos).
Also, to meet his favourite celebrities and get their autographs.
Barbatos accompanies Diavolo, when Lucifer can't. He makes sure Diavolo doesn't drink too much and does something stupid.
Barb usually just stands in the corner, but occasionally you might catch him tapping his foot to the music.
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Mammon, Asmodeus and Beelzebub
Mammon and Asmo go together quite often. They play a game of who can get the most people to buy them drinks.
Asmo wins everytime because of his charm.
"What do ya mean I have plenty of charm too!"
Asmo sometimes visits the VIP clubs, but like most of his brother's prefers the public ones.
If Asmo is clubbing without his brothers, he's definitely leaving with at least two demons. Hoe life or no life.
Beel leaves half way through the night to get food from some burger place across the street.
If he sees someone who is too drunk to walk and on their own, he'll get them some water and help them call a taxi home .
Leviathan and Belphagor
The brothers convinced Levi to go once. He stayed in the bathroom for most of the night, playing games on his phone. It was too stressful and overwhelming for him so he never came back out. Probably snuck out the bathroom window.
Belphie didn't need much convincing. Beel asked to join him so he went.
He fell asleep at the bar, 2am, music blasting around him.
The bartender asked if he's okay, and the brothers said he's doing fine and to leave him be. Beel carried him home later.
Satan
Drinks a little too much and let's his sin get to the best of him.
Over time he got banned from most of the clubs in the Devildom for starting fights. Mammon recorded one of them and the video blew up on devilgram.
Solomon
He doesn't go often, but when he does it's because Asmo invited him.
Would try mixing the drinks like potions to create the most atrocious looking and tasting 'cocktails'. Dares Asmo to drink it.
Asmo says no? No problem he'll chug it himself like it's nothing. Would probably pass out for like 2 seconds and then get back up, ready to party some more.
Somehow immune to hangovers, maybe magic?
He's notorious for taking demons back to Purgatory Hall. Simeon and Luke watch them do the walk of shame in the morning, shaking their heads disapprovingly.
Simeon
As an angel, he does not indulge in drinking or clubbing culture.
Solomon once asked him if he wanted to go disguised.
"How could you suggest such a thing!" >:0
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