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luciferscowgirl Ā· 12 hours
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Never to Return - May Fruits be Created (Chapter 7)
So guys, yesterday I posted another chapter! We are finally on a date hereā€¦ šŸ˜
The Cardinal looks smoking hot. And because he does, I made a quick (and very bad) edit to go along with the storyā€¦ I am unwell.
Have fun! Hehe.
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 5 days
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Okay hey! Another update!
First of all, here is chapter 6 of ā€œNever to Returnā€. Itā€™s a short one, yes, but it surely belongs there. We all have to calm down after pure smut, hm?
If you DONā€™T want to calm down: I posted a little quickie as well because my ghriends on Discord craved exactly that last night:
ā€œlay all your Love on meā€
soft dom Cardinal Copia x 1st person POV
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Enjoy!!!
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 7 days
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Henlo šŸ‘€
Go get your food, guys. A new Alice x Cardinal Copia chapter just dropped. And oh, Copia is feeling very good in this one, let me tell you that!
šŸ”žMDNI PLEASE THIS IS PURE SMUTšŸ”ž
ā€œChoke on sordid Mirthā€
AO3 link:
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 9 days
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Okay, letā€™s make this a āœØmasterlistāœØ
My most recent/ongoing work:
Never to Return - Catholic virgin fem OC x Cardinal Copia (letā€™s call it a slowburn maybe?) // most recent chapter here
(If you want to be included in a tag list concerning this ongoing series, hmu!)
Dom Cardinal Copia:
In the name of Distraction - 1st person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (he is a brat tamer in this.)
La piccola morte - 1st person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (he helps you deal with a bad dream in his own ways.)
You and Me and the Devil makes Three - 2nd person fem POV x fem oc x Cardinal Copia (he likes to watch you watch him. A threesome.)
ā€œThis mightā€™ve been a little bit too muchā€ - 2nd person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (Copia is not amused and heā€™s going to punish you for it.)
ā€œMangiamo!ā€ - 2nd person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (heā€™s a bit switchy in this, but thatā€™s your fault.)
One Morning with Cardinal Copia - 2nd person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (heā€™s a soft dom in this, and he woke up horny.)
Lay all your Love on me - 1st person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (flash fic. Heā€™s a soft dom and makes sure to kiss you properly before he goes all the way)
Sub Cardinal Copia:
An ice-capped Fire - 2nd person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (Copia is a whiny, pleading little whore in this short one shot.)
Fics with more than one chapter:
If I could turn back the Timeā€¦ - 2nd person fem POV x Cardinal Copia (my first fic ever. Never intended to write more than one part. I add to them whenever I see fit. // Reader basically meets her old flame after ten years of not having been able to see him.)
Until youā€™re Mine - 2nd person fem POV x Dracopia ! (Reader goes on an adventure to meet the Cun-, the Count and itā€™s oddly Bram Stokerā€™s Dracula coded.)
Never to Return - 3rd person catholic virgin OC POV x Cardinal Copia (Alice is a catholic woman who lives a pious life, well, does she really? Because one errant night, she meets a mysterious, satanic man whoā€™s gonna help her with exploring new shoresā€¦)
My Wattpad account:
Iā€™m slowly but surely transferring all my fics from Wattpad to AO3 so there might still me some which I havenā€™t uploaded on AO3 yet, like this one for example.
Copia is quite the violent dom in there.
Thank you all for reading my silly little stories! šŸ’“šŸ’“šŸ’“
Hereā€™s a photo of the man I am definitely not obsessed with šŸ¤„:
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 9 days
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Hey sinners!
I just posted another chapter on A03.
If anyone's interested in a tag list concerning the Alice Ɨ Cardinal Copia stories, hmu hehe
There you go!
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 13 days
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So hey guys, I brought you a gift!!! šŸ˜
What do you think would happen if a young catholic woman finally got the chance to go out to part for ONCE?
ā€œAlice finally got the chance of going out to party for once. Little did she know that this night would drastically change her quiet, pious life foreverā€¦
Do you want to come and follow the adventures of a young woman of God who gets to have a taste of a very hidden, mysterious world?ā€
AO3 link:
Cardinal Copia x female OC
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 17 days
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I need to know how to become a mic stand like rn
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oh to be a mic stand
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 18 days
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The way I ate this up like itā€™s the most exquisite, most expensive food Iā€™ve ever gotten to tasteā€¦
Cardinal and Mouse ā€” 9: A kiss in public.
However that looks for them... ā¤ļø
Here's a little bit of Cardinal and Mouse (and Terzo) running errands down in the village on a gloomy day:
ao3 link here or continue reading below...
The wind played about our ankles as we walked together, the Cardinal in his black robes, me looking rather like a catholic school student, as usual. My clothes muted; black alice band in my hair. I tried to match his grim but sharp silhouette when we were out in town like this. A rare but necessary occurrence at times; there were errands to run, and though we didnā€™t go preaching on street corners, we were also not an order of anchorites. Sister Imperator wanted the abbeyā€™s residents to be seen about from time to time, so we werenā€™t completely forgotten way back in the woods. I wanted to remain respectable but demure so as not to attract unwanted attention.
Our shoes clipped along the sidewalk, damp with remnants of an earlier rain, and I quietly reached out to hold his gloved hand for security. I wasnā€™t ashamed to be with him, but our satanic faith was rare, and though many came from far and wide to join the abbey, the local village could be unwelcoming, still, as the grey clouds above were. We shouldnā€™t have left our coats in the car.
Copia squeezed my hand as I skipped around a puddle. ā€œWhy donā€™t you sit in the back with me on our return, dolce?ā€
Smoothing my skirt down, I thought I heard the ghost of a complaint in his tone, and I smiled slyly to myself as I answered him. ā€œOh, I couldnā€™t, Your Eminence,ā€ I said, casually, ā€œPapa would never allow it.ā€ Insisting on me riding shotgun, Terzo had driven the three of us into town earlier; I think he liked to show off his driving skills, to my amusement and the Cardinalā€™s irritation.
ā€œWouldnā€™t allowā€¦ Quellā€™idiota! I forbid you from listening to anything that deficiente says!ā€ Copia yanked me closer by the hand as we walked, his grip like a vice.
I only stifled a giggle, saying nothing. I could spot Terzo up ahead, exiting the local Christian bookstore as he slicked his hair back with a flourish and a frown. He looked jarring to me without his full face paint on, and he certainly didnā€™t blend in here, wearing his fancy and rather old-fashioned suit and gloves. He strode towards us, and we met by the steps of a little cafĆ©. ā€œSorellina! Cardinal.ā€
ā€œDid you find what you needed, Papa?ā€ I teased. I knew perfectly well that Terzo liked to browse the religious shelves, attracting the shy attentions of the pretty shop girl in there. Perhaps attracting a future convert.
Perhaps not. ā€œI need a coffee,ā€ Papa pouted, and he went up the steps into the charming building, holding the door open for us as we followed, tiny bell chiming above our heads.
The little cafƩ was quaint and cute inside, warm, and thankfully not too crowded. Still though, I noticed the idle chatter around us quieting as we made our way over to the counter. Papa ordered three cappuccinos in a courteous tone, which were made quicker when I pulled out the impressively matte abbey credit card to pay.
ā€œThank you,ā€ I told the woman behind the counter when she put our drinks up. She looked at me with concern, and flicked her eyes in suspicion at my companions, resting her narrowing gaze on Copiaā€™s shiny grucifix for a second. He slipped his hand around my waist as we left the counter, looking both amused and annoyed. Terzo picked an empty table in a shadowed corner.
The Cardinal pulled out a chair for me and I sat, removing the lid from my cup with cold fingertips to let the steaming foam cool. ā€œItā€™s nice to have something fancy now and then,ā€ I remarked, looking down at my drink, the top mottled with cinnamon.
ā€œWe should get one of those espresso machines,ā€ said Copia, dourly, as he sat down beside me, removing his biretta.
ā€œIā€™ll ask Sister,ā€ I said, leaning forward to blow lightly on the foam.
Terzo gave me a withering look from across the table. ā€œIf this sludge in a paper cup is fancy to you, piccolina, I donā€™t even know where to begin pitying your previous life.ā€ He looked around at the dimly lit furnishings. ā€œFather in hell, how long did you suffer wilting in this village? I should have baptized you earlier.ā€
I grinned contentedly as I took my first sip, not bothering to answer.
Copia and Terzo tried their drinks as well, and they were both oddly silent for a while, warming their gloves on their own cups. In spite of our cozy surroundings and the soft music playing, the air in here was beginning to feel further unsettled, just as it had when we had entered. Strange eyes glancing over at us, conversations halted. I almost expected an inevitable signing of the cross.
The three of us shared a sombre mood, and I sighed a little; though we were sheltered in here, this was nothing like our beloved abbey. Wrapping my hands around my cappuccino, I slid it closer, shivering slightly.
Copia moved my hair aside to put his hand on the back of my neck. ā€œAre you cold, dolcezza?ā€
ā€œNo, Iā€™m fine, Your Eminence,ā€ I reassured him. I shuffled closer to rest my head on his shoulder for a minute.
Terzo was idly sipping his coffee. ā€œLucifero, I am boredā€¦ā€
ā€œWeā€™re almost done here,ā€ I sighed, sitting back and digging the list out of my little bag, ā€œLet me seeā€¦ā€ Copiaā€™s fingertips idly stroked along my shoulders as he sipped his own cappuccino beside me.
ā€œOh si, the listā€¦ We must consult the list,ā€ teased Terzo, rolling his eyes a little before he took another sip.
Copia glared at him and I grinned softly. ā€œWe just need to pick up her parcel at the post, and thenā€¦ā€ I scanned the little folded note in my hand. ā€œSomething sweet and fresh, Sister said, from the bakeryā€¦ and then Papa Nihilā€™s prescription... Thatā€™s all.ā€
ā€œTedioso,ā€ said Terzo, odd eyes glazing, ā€œNever did I think I would rise such in my satanic station to be out in the sleepiest of hamlets running errands like a peasantā€¦ā€
ā€œIā€™m sorry Iā€™m not better company,ā€ I pouted, and Terzo startled, looking a bit guilty.
ā€œSorellina! I didnā€™t meanā€”ā€
ā€œWhy donā€™t you just shut up,ā€ Copia told him, and I smiled down into my cup. ā€œGasbag,ā€ I heard the Cardinal mutter into his own drink. We all drank deeply for a moment, and I felt a little merrier.
ā€œMmm, that is nice,ā€ I murmured, ā€œbut not as nice as a real Italian coffee, Iā€™m guessing?ā€
Both Copia and Terzo perked up a little bit, telling me in impatient turns how nothing here could compare to the caffƩ of their youth, the richness, the quality. The strict attention to detail. Dreamily, I listened, warmed by my own coffee and their impassioned tones. Though Copia feigned to be less caught in the trappings of luxury that Terzo delighted in, I knew he was nevertheless attracted to excellence. His wine, literature, and the fabrics of life that he surrounded himself in reflected that. Sometimes I still wondered what he found worthy in me; I came from nothing.
ā€œOne day I will bring you to the Riviera ligure, dolce, and you can see for yourself how you are deprived here,ā€ said the Cardinal, low into my ear. I thought of sunny coastlines, and tangled sheets, and smiled, my gloom lifting a bit.
Terzo drained his cup and relaxed back in his chair for a moment. ā€œI need to go christen this place,ā€ he stated, pulling his gloves off and standing up to go and head towards the washroom, ā€œanother unholy errandā€¦ā€
ā€œSacred duties call,ā€ said the Cardinal, and I grinned as I finished my own coffee. He took a final sip of his own, and I reached up to swipe some foam away from his moustache with my thumb. Copia leaned into my hand, and our faces came close.
I could feel hostile eyes upon us, like a sprinkling of holy water. Leaning back over the table, I looked down at the remnants of foam in my cup, shy and quiet. Copia sighed a little beside me, and when I glanced back up at him he moved to catch my chin gently. Lifting my eyes up to his pooling ones, I barely shook my head, and he watched me bite my lip. He looked weary, but slightly amused. If he had kissed me anyway, I would have melted into his warmth, but instead, he brushed his thumb underneath my pout, sighed again, and let me go, tilting his head to watch me squirm.
ā€œI canā€™t wait to go home,ā€ I whispered to him, out of the corner of my mouth.
ā€œStraight upstairs, I am thinkingā€¦ā€ he whispered back with a sly smile, ā€œor downstairs, perhaps. My paperwork can wait.ā€
I thought of the sweet torture that awaited me, after the agony of deprivation I was currently surrounded in, and blushed. My knee nudged the Cardinalā€™s underneath the table, and I couldnā€™t even look at him. I felt my heartbeat rising.
Finally Terzo came back to the table, and we left, feeling like the cafƩ had spit us out onto the pavement. Blinking in the light out here, I looked about us to see where we should head to next.
ā€œLetā€™s split up,ā€ yawned Terzo, ā€œIā€™ll take the bakery, you two do the post.ā€
ā€œSi, si, vai ad attaccati al tuo cazzo,ā€ said Copia, impatient. Grabbing me by the hand again, he began to march us away from Papa down the sidewalk.
Terzo turned away as well, but I heard him call over his shoulder, ā€œOh, and by Satanā€™s asshole, I am NOT picking up the old fartā€™s meds! Not again.ā€
I just laughed out loud so Papa knew I heard him, struggling to keep up with the Cardinalā€™s stride. ā€œOh, oh, Copiaā€¦ wait for me!ā€
Slowing down, he let me catch my breath, wrapping his arm around me for a moment. Grateful for his warmth, and for the comforting whiff of his cologne, I snaked my own arm around the back of his waist, and leant my head against him again. I could see we were approaching the local Catholic chapel up ahead.
As sleepy as this village was, there was yet some bustling going on here. Parishioners milled about the grounds as they exited the little church; it must have been the end of the daily mass or the weekly adoration, I couldnā€™t tell.
Copia watched me looking over. ā€œDo you miss it, dolce?ā€
I shook my head a little. ā€œThe only things I would have missed would have been the ceremony of it all. The ritual; the devotion.ā€ I stopped walking and turned to run my fingertips along his cape. ā€œAnd Iā€™m not deprived of any of that, Your Eminence.ā€ Just thinking about my situation spread a shy but sincere smile across my face. ā€œI am utterly devoted to you, Copia.ā€ He brought one hand up to caress my cheek lovingly, to brush my windswept hair away.
It would have been sweeter if we were alone, but we werenā€™t, and I couldnā€™t help but notice some people staring. We were standing close, in a very romantic fashion beside the church lot, and Iā€™m sure some were wondering at the apparent Father holding a member of his congregation so intimately.
Some seemed taken aback, until they recognized the Cardinalā€™s satanic persuasion, in which case they either turned away or continued to look upon us in distaste. Past caring now, I raised my face up to Copiaā€™s in a little defiance.
We were just as free as they were in our chosen devotion, and Copia was tired of holding back in his revelling of it. Pulling me in even closer to him, he bent his dark head and kissed me full on the mouth, and I freely kissed him back, sighing in pleasure against his lips as I heard some faint gasps of disapproval beyond.
Our tongues had only begun to meet when the Cardinal broke away, heated and breathless. ā€œLetā€™s go to the car.ā€
ā€œAbsolutely not,ā€ I told him, pulling out my skewed hairband. Our surroundings might be forgotten to me, but not our purpose. ā€œThe list, Your Eminence.ā€
ā€œSi, si, the cursed listā€¦ā€ He rolled his eyes at me now, in frustration and amusement, and, turning to walk me away very close on his arm, we continued in our now less leisurely strolling, to I knew not exactly where.
Some tasks were more urgent than others.
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 19 days
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Iā€™m going insane GGGRGRRRHHHRR
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Hear Our Satan Prayer For The Coming Of Seed
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 19 days
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Part 3 of sharing whatever the fuck I feed my Twitter kitties on a daily basis:
(As always, pls leave me alone, minors, and do not interact. Pleaseee)
Go get your food pookies <3
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 21 days
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Part 2 of sharing whatever the fuck I feed my Twitter kitties on a daily basis:
(And again: MDNI PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE)
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 21 days
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Hello again you filthy fuckers, heheā€¦
I dug this out of the archives and updated it just a little bit. So this time, you get to munch on a quick fic featuring a very pathetic, whiny and submissive rat man!
Cardinal Copia x Reader (You)
GO EAT!šŸ”žšŸ˜ˆšŸ’“
A03 link:
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 21 days
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Part 1 of sharing whatever the fuck I feed my Twitter kitties on a daily basis:
(Iā€™m sorry MDNI please please please Iā€™m begging you)
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 23 days
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Hey guys!šŸ¤¤šŸ’“
Iā€™m slowly but surely transferring some of my fics from Wattpad to AO3.
So today, I wanted to share the first one shot Iā€™ve ever written. Itā€™s some cosy and lazy, morning indulgence with your boyfriend. (Cardi, of course!).
What to do with all this morning wood??
You better find out, because heā€™s insistent. But if I was Copia, Iā€™d be, too, having a sleeping beauty resting next to me!
He really canā€™t keep his hands off of you trying to wake you up!
šŸ”ž Cardinal Copia x female reader (You) šŸ”ž
Hereā€™s the AO3 link, have fun! šŸ’«
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 26 days
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So hey!
I brought you a little sth sth.
Youā€™re a real brat, arenā€™t you? Well, whatever.
You gotta live with the consequences, though. Cardi isnā€™t too amused, or is he?
šŸ”žMDNI SMUT ONLYšŸ”ž
Wattpad & AO3 links:
Now you go fuck yourselves. šŸ˜ˆšŸ’“
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 1 month
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Heyhey!!
Iā€™m back with an experiment of mine, hehe. This is my first time EVER writing in first person and past tense, so if you like, indulge in it.šŸ˜
ā€œYou struggle falling asleep, and a bad dream leads you to your mysterious Cardinal making the best out of itā€¦ā€
Copia is kind of a soft dom in this, but heā€™s more than youā€™d think he is. Heā€™s a bit kinky though. But you better find out yourself!
Have fun and feel free to check out my unhinged self on X, same user as here, @luciferscowgirl šŸ˜šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼šŸ’“
AO3 & Wattpad links:
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luciferscowgirl Ā· 2 months
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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
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Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
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This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
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The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
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He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
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This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
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It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
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