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I posted 14 times in 2022
That's 14 more posts than 2021!
14 posts created (100%)
0 posts reblogged (0%)
I tagged 14 of my posts in 2022
#larry needlemeyer - 14 posts
#larry x mr corneille - 14 posts
#mr corneille x larry - 14 posts
#tawog - 14 posts
#the amazing world of gumball - 14 posts
#incorrect tawog quotes - 14 posts
#mr corneille - 14 posts
#source: ??? - 3 posts
#source: 30 rock - 3 posts
#source: my brain - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 38 characters
#perfect time to post this on a tuesday
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Larry: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Mr. Corneille : It’s not a joke.
Mr. Corneille : *sniffles*
Mr. Corneille : I’m a legit snack.
5 notes - Posted October 6, 2022
#4
Mr. Corneille, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Larry: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Larry: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Mr. Corneille, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Larry: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Larry: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Mr. Corneille, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
6 notes - Posted October 6, 2022
#3
Mr. Corneille: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Larry, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Mr. Corneille:
Mr. Corneille: fsh
7 notes - Posted October 6, 2022
#2
Larry: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? Like how many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn’t notice It?
Mr. Corneille : Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Larry: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
8 notes - Posted October 6, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Larry: Steve, what's a thot?
Mr. Small: Oh uh...
Mr. Small: A thot is short for a very thoughtful person.
Larry: Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me.
-Later-
Larry: Why thank you so much for this gift, Moon! You're such a thot!
Mr. Corneille: *wheezes* I'm a WHAT?
11 notes - Posted October 11, 2022
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Larry: Steve, what's a thot?
Mr. Small: Oh uh...
Mr. Small: A thot is short for a very thoughtful person.
Larry: Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me.
-Later-
Larry: Why thank you so much for this gift, Moon! You're such a thot!
Mr. Corneille: *wheezes* I'm a WHAT?
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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-Mr. Corneille and Larry watching a drama movie-
Girl from the movie: Why, Chase? Why won't you do it?
Guy from the movie: Because my parents got killed by a star, okay?!
Guy from the movie: Just leave me alone...
Larry:
Larry: That is so... sad-
Mr. Corneille: My dad's neck got murdered by the floor once.
Larry:
Larry: *trying not to laugh while holding a straight face*
Larry: Did you just-
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille: It's over now, Larry!
Mr. Corneille: I HAVE THE HIGH-GROUND!
Larry:
Mr. Corneille:
Mr. Corneille: Okay first of all, fuck you for being tall-
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.
Larry: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille: You know what family means to me, Larry?
Larry: Resentment, guilt, anger...
Larry: Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights.
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille: We sure had quite a year.
Larry: What are you talking about? It's May.
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Larry.
Larry: How did you do that without turning around?
Mr. Corneille: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you but... here we are.
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Larry: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Mr. Corneille : No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Larry, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Mr. Corneille:
Mr. Corneille: fsh
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Larry: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Larry: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Mr. Corneille, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Larry: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Larry: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Mr. Corneille, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Mr. Corneille: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Larry : Moonchild, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Larry: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Mr. Corneille : My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Larry: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Mr. Corneille : It’s not a joke.
Mr. Corneille : *sniffles*
Mr. Corneille : I’m a legit snack.
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love-of-paper-frogs · 2 years
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Larry: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? Like how many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn’t notice It?
Mr. Corneille : Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Larry: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
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